Katie Price #311 The Mucky Mansion is now a rental, prison-shy Skanky is going mental

What will Skanky do next?

  • Have a baby?

    Votes: 12 3.5%

  • Get married? To; Coal, a random tampon pulling egg or a can of Spam?

    Votes: 7 2.1%

  • Become a paramedic

    Votes: 2 0.6%

  • Release its Christmas single (A possible duet with Ed Sheeran)?

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • An OF shoot, resembling Ozzie Osbourne, in leg warmers?

    Votes: 22 6.5%

  • Call Pete a cunt?

    Votes: 48 14.2%

  • Take Harv to a nightclub?

    Votes: 7 2.1%

  • Get arrested for a motoring offence?

    Votes: 65 19.2%

  • Get another hound, to kill by neglect?

    Votes: 26 7.7%

  • Go on holiday abroad

    Votes: 44 13.0%

  • Get Phil and Grant modified

    Votes: 30 8.8%

  • Prison

    Votes: 72 21.2%
  • Total voters
    339
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BiffasBeemer

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Hi all and welcome to #311

Thank you to @BadJanet for the thread title.

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Here is the link to 310

Katie Price #310 Unable to find a dim enough man, Skanky is getting married to a tin of spam!

Here we are with thread 310! Thank you to @Winepig the head of thread titles !! (slightly amended) Here is a link to thread #309 https://tattle.life/threads/katie-price-309-when-in-doubt-wheel-a-trauma-out.41162/ Would do a recap but suffering with Menopause brain, so if someone else could...
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Shes back on tacky tock spewing her bullshit, apparently the house renting stories are lies (despite it appearing on an estate agent website)

Worthing - At Home Estates

Substantial family home with extensive accommodation over 3 floors, with an adjacent annex and optional equestrian facilities available to let.
www.athomeestates.co.uk www.athomeestates.co.uk

She thinks shes going to be doing another mucky mansion show - doubt it

She thinks shes going to get a surrogate baby

Been to Devon with the kids

Anyway - as you were Krusties - they are still weapons grade cunts ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢ ☢

Poll courtesy of @Alex_Jones suggestion...

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Just a couple of clips from today's TT I have 50 minutes of that shit.
Sadly I stopped recording when it got really good........Bugger!
I sat and listened to her drone, bursting into song, telling people to
piss off. @SmillieKylie Thanks for the alert.
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Katie Price #312 - as Sept14 gets close, she continues to boast.
 

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She's pissed off cos she didn't get an invite to that PLT event, well she ain't pretty, she ain't little but she is a thing, oh and P's exam, I will never judge a young person on their results, our education system needs a complete change, the kids I work with are too busy coping with actual shit in their lives to worry about a piece of paper, it's not the be all and end all.
 
BiffasBeemer said:
AGC posted this yesterday....

"304. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **13**
This foreign born former A list celebrity/porn star/drug addict/reality star in her own country gives every bit of her yachting money to her predator boyfriend. Meanwhile, he sleeps with random women and often buys them gifts with his girlfriend's money. Katie Price/Carl Woods (HOUSE ABOUT IT? Katie Price in neighbour row at new home as fiance Carl Woods is reported to the council) "

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Hmmmm, wasn’t aware that KFP went yachting, she’s far too old and deformed for that. unless ‘yachting’ is a euphemism for being on the game.
 
coolcat2022 said:
Hmmmm, wasn’t aware that KFP went yachting, she’s far too old and deformed for that. unless ‘yachting’ is a euphemism for being on the game.
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Urban dictionary says it is, not a term I really know for it, must admit it’s a strange word to use, perhaps it’s more in use in the USA….

Yachting is a term for Z-C list celebrities who need money to supplement their incomes and in order to keep up appearances.
They will go on a yacht typically owned by a millionaire/billionaire and do what said millionaire/billionaire wants. Mostly sexual wants.
is very much that term….

I dunno what to make of this, let’s face it their relationship is all kinds of f*cked up, his behaviour is actually getting weirder as well as hers, and we do get these odd trips away, like the recent dash to Spain, but really is she doing this, I just dunno what to think anymore, the way they stay together when it’s clear they hate each other, wtf is that about, how are they living like this, it’s bizarre. Skank’s doing my head in at the mo, she was deffo on something on that Live TT yesterday, she was quite aggressive, she’s a complete mess but you still get idiots like that Jamie bloke giving her another platform to talk more 💩 Just doesn’t stop does it.

She’s supposed to be on another Live TT this morning, let’s see if it’s one of her hungover ones, and I still don’t get how to went to Devon with H and didn’t get spotted, didn’t use photos of the kids, just went off grid 🤷🏽‍♀️ She doesn’t do that unless she’s hiding something. Let’s see what 💩 today brings…..ooooer I need coffee 😁
 
BiffasBeemer said:
AGC posted this yesterday....

"304. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **13**
This foreign born former A list celebrity/porn star/drug addict/reality star in her own country gives every bit of her yachting money to her predator boyfriend. Meanwhile, he sleeps with random women and often buys them gifts with his girlfriend's money. Katie Price/Carl Woods (HOUSE ABOUT IT? Katie Price in neighbour row at new home as fiance Carl Woods is reported to the council) "

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Yachting money hmmm I don't think its Skank. Probably Danielle Lloyd
 
Dollylovesshoes said:
Tracey been mentioned on here awhile ago wasn’t it?that’s what we thought she was up to for strange disappearances.
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Yes - I suspect she is a celebrity 'call girl' and OF finds her clients ... I suspect Katona and Westcrack are doing the same ... I also think Goodger would like to but has been told they want the slimmer version that they see in the massively doctored pictures (in the wild she is HUGE) which is why she is always in the media saying that she is desperate to lose weight ... Lloyd is further along and in the Dubai porta potty arena because she has been at it longer, plus, L.loyd has no celeb career at all now. I dont think Kipper has been doing it long, she has sunk very low now, cant get any work and I think she is trading on her last bits of celebrity every way she can. None of these people have any obvious source of income other than OF and Kipper is pretty much in that boat now
 
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Just a couple of clips from today's TT I have 50 minutes of that shit.
Sadly I stopped recording when it got really good........Bugger!
I sat and listened to her drone, bursting into song, telling people to
piss off. @SmillieKylie Thanks for the alert.
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Katie Price #312 - as Sept14 gets close, she continues to boast.
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How can anybody aspire to look like this?
Its the smacked-in-the-face-with-a-cast-iron-frying-pan startled expression in combo with the syrup looking as if a vulture has dropped it on her ugly head from a great height.
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Dollylovesshoes said:
Tracey been mentioned on here awhile ago wasn’t it?that’s what we thought she was up to for strange disappearances.
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Yachting? She'll be lucky to get a pedalo on the municipal boating lake!
 
Well have had my coffee, and see the Red Tops haven’t picked up on yesterday‘s Tacky Tack denial of her moving out of the MM. So any paper people reading here, here’s the video, maybe let the letting agency know they are wasting their time, accordingly “It’s all a load of bollox”. Plus the additional bonus of Skank announcing her Live podcast with Edna on November 7th, venue unknown as yet ……and we will be having a bit of singing, we are so blessed. Get saving up for that ticket Krusties…..

 
SmillieKylie said:
Urban dictionary says it is, not a term I really know for it, must admit it’s a strange word to use, perhaps it’s more in use in the USA….

Yachting is a term for Z-C list celebrities who need money to supplement their incomes and in order to keep up appearances.
They will go on a yacht typically owned by a millionaire/billionaire and do what said millionaire/billionaire wants. Mostly sexual wants.
is very much that term….

I dunno what to make of this, let’s face it their relationship is all kinds of f*cked up, his behaviour is actually getting weirder as well as hers, and we do get these odd trips away, like the recent dash to Spain, but really is she doing this, I just dunno what to think anymore, the way they stay together when it’s clear they hate each other, wtf is that about, how are they living like this, it’s bizarre. Skank’s doing my head in at the mo, she was deffo on something on that Live TT yesterday, she was quite aggressive, she’s a complete mess but you still get idiots like that Jamie bloke giving her another platform to talk more 💩 Just doesn’t stop does it.

She’s supposed to be on another Live TT this morning, let’s see if it’s one of her hungover ones, and I still don’t get how to went to Devon with H and didn’t get spotted, didn’t use photos of the kids, just went off grid 🤷🏽‍♀️ She doesn’t do that unless she’s hiding something. Let’s see what 💩 today brings…..ooooer I need coffee 😁
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IF (and a very BIG IF) it took the kids and H to Devon we would have been deluged with photos of it being a Fantarstik Erff Muvva! No photos means NO TRIP because everything has to be monetised with the skank
 
And - when the next Harvey doc airs on BBC - its already been filmed, its not new ... its about Harvey and his friend trying out jobs if I remember rightly ... Kipper apparently makes an appearance with the other Mum ... that money has been spent and it sounds as if any future docs with Harvey will not star Kipper - hopefully there wont be anymore after this one and Harvey can live his life in peace, Kipper wont like it if she is not the star and even less if the money is going directly to Harvey and not in her pocket. Her BS about another MM series that she 'doesnt have time to film' is very obvious lies ... exactly the same as when she was dropped by Loose Women and she kept saying she was just on a break and 'had a contract' ... she never came back on the panel, contract or not they were done with her
 
coolcat2022 said:
Hmmmm, wasn’t aware that KFP went yachting, she’s far too old and deformed for that. unless ‘yachting’ is a euphemism for being on the game.
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"yachting" is a term for z to c celebrities who need money to suppliement their incomes in order to suppliment their incomes. they will go on a yacht,typacally owned by a millionaire/ billionaire and do what owner wants, usualy sexually wants.celeb will most likely be caught by papparazzi on the yacht and people will think she has paid etc., c lister is yacting again to pay her bills." according to urban dictionary, which bring to my mind skankys recent abroad apperances, especially the one with her in her bikini, looking like a call girl ;) 😂
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flowerpotno7 said:
"yachting" is a term for z to c celebrities who need money to suppliement their incomes in order to suppliment their incomes. they will go on a yacht,typacally owned by a millionaire/ billionaire and do what owner wants, usualy sexually wants.celeb will most likely be caught by papparazzi on the yacht and people will think she has paid etc., c lister is yacting again to pay her bills." according to urban dictionary, which bring to my mind skankys recent abroad apperances, especially the one with her in her bikini, looking like a call girl ;) 😂
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just saw, kylie beat me to it.😂
 
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tracey3871 said:
And - when the next Harvey doc airs on BBC - its already been filmed, its not new ... its about Harvey and his friend trying out jobs if I remember rightly ... Kipper apparently makes an appearance with the other Mum ... that money has been spent and it sounds as if any future docs with Harvey will not star Kipper - hopefully there wont be anymore after this one and Harvey can live his life in peace, Kipper wont like it if she is not the star and even less if the money is going directly to Harvey and not in her pocket. Her BS about another MM series that she 'doesnt have time to film' is very obvious lies ... exactly the same as when she was dropped by Loose Women and she kept saying she was just on a break and 'had a contract' ... she never came back on the panel, contract or not they were done with her
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When she says "I don't have time to film" this Shitty Shack nonsense you can bet that IF C4 idiots were to offer her a contract the likes of this shit its allegedly "filming" today, all her Twat Toks flogging rubbish and the Crap Casts would ALL be hurled straight out of the window onto the midden heap of a garden! Today's "filming" will be SB and his phone, no camera crew, no staff, just the pair of these LOSERS trying to make out they are relevant to ANYTHING
 
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