Katie Price #310 Unable to find a dim enough man, Skanky is getting married to a tin of spam!

[JaynieDay]

She is going to make a roast in 5 minutes?

Yep, those kids ain’t eating before 8pm the way she is going

 

[DC16]

Jett’s been scammed.

 

[BambiK]

Jett saying he's been scammed.

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

She took the kids away to Devon including Harvey.

Harvey has put through a window in the car.

She is doing another MM but not until next year because she has other commitments

Bullshit, there is no more MM. She's lying as usual

 

[DC16]

Hasn’t peeled the potatoes yet
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Filming in the daytime tomorrow

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

Jett’s been scammed.

What happened?

Do you know if she's able to drive at the moment? There wasn't much more reported after the car was seized and Carl picked it up.

I wonder whose car window Harvey broke and was KP driving at the time? This must have been terrifying for the younger kids. It must have taken all his strength, not easy to break. Wonder what prompted it
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Hasn’t peeled the potatoes yet
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Filming in the daytime tomorrow

Filming what? Let me guess, will it involve a sob story relating to Harvey.

 

[Sarivng2022]

Thank you, I get it now! When did it change? It was still A B C etc when mine did theirs, mind you that was about 20 years ago now.

To be fair my friend's son got his today and she said they were As and Bs etc. We're in Wales though so wouldn't be surprised if it's different! I assumed 1 was the best to be honest

 

[DC16]

What happened?

Do you know if she's able to drive at the moment? There wasn't much more reported after the car was seized and Carl picked it up.

I wonder whose car window Harvey broke and was KP driving at the time? This must have been terrifying for the younger kids. It must have taken all his strength, not easy to break. Wonder what prompted it
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Filming what? Let me guess, will it involve a sob story relating to Harvey.

Don’t know, something about his game.
Maybe something on that in the next few days.
She always seems to be filming

 

[Mrsoh]

I wasn’t brave enough to listen

I'm being honest, she doesn't sound too bad, but that will be because of the autotune or whatever it is they do to the singing, we've all heard her sing live and she sounds nothing like this song

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Lying dispicable vengeful excuse of a mother and human being, so far removed from reality she'll be claiming next ET borrowed her bike to go home on!

No ET stole her bike after he'd vandalised the front wall

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

I'm not watching tiktok, but B&J don't look like they eat a healthy diet with regular homecooked meals any time I see them. Bags under their eyes and they look worn and pale, compared to when they lived with Kieran. Mental stress may be contributing to their appearance too. No joy in their wee faces

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

She's doing a roast dinner in a minute

Ah one of those Sling-it-all-in -the -oven together jobbies no doubt!

 

[Stan Butler]

Why can't uncle step daddy great with the kids and they all love him sink boy peel a spud or start dinner or does he only know how to do microwave puke meals pierce film lid and cook on high for 5 mins.

 

[Iamthestorm]

Harvey must be super strong to break car windows. You have to hit them hard in a certain place for them to break. I don’t believe anything that awful cum bucket cuntster has to say.

 

[tracey3871]

MM story is a lie

Which one we have seen the up for rent advert

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

Harvey must be super strong to break car windows. You have to hit them hard in a certain place for them to break. I don’t believe anything that awful cum bucket cuntster has to say.

Yeah, I was surprised to read that too.

Maybe she is lying and it's part of her 'oh my life with H is so difficult but I'm a supermum' routine

 

[SewerGrapes]

She is going to make a roast in 5 minutes?

Yup - 4 mins in the microwave and 1 minute to plate it up. Oh wait....

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

She is going to make a roast in 5 minutes?

Yep - it goes "Ping!" and its ready

 

[tracey3871]

Noooooooo.... Never frumpy, Skanky. You wear those very fashionable polyester JWhyWhy pants. They're not frumpy..... Noooooo.....

The star continued: “I would love to have come to it. Do you know what, Pretty Little Thing, they should have someone like me, because I am 45, but I actually wear stuff from PLT and they should have an older range because not all people in their forties are frumpy, I am not frumpy at 45.
“I regard myself as quite young and trendy. Pretty Little Thing is very me, I love it. They should do a mum and daughter range.”

Mother daughter range fine ... but no one I their right mind would choose the ridiculous unnatural shape of you to model it ... I can see it now 'one size fits even me'

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Showing the pup, 12 weeks old. Goes everywhere with her, the others are getting their balls done. SB is there too by the sounds of it.

SB has been done too