Katie Price #303 There’s gonna be a film about Pete, but Skanky gets 5 people at her meet and greet!

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OMG I think I’ve recovered from the laughing, though I can imagine myself chortling away at the Tesco checkout later today, when my mind turns to think about those hilariously tragic Ibiza images, what comedy gold this pair of Twats are 😂

It’s over for her now, state of them, there were so few people queuing up to see her, she hadn’t promoted it, still nothing on her IG, she sold the pics to Backgrid for coin, but she doesn’t want this non-event polluting her SM timeline 😂 Let’s not forget, she wasn’t in Ibiza for this, she has gone for dodgy reasons, ‘launderette washing’ is a good guess, but it could be something else, whatever Sad-Boy is involved, and probably RimMe as well.

I’ve decided I soooooo want her to stay with him now, they are so toxic together, we said he’s destroying her, he is, but wow looking at him in those photos she’s taking him down as well, bloke is piling on the pounds, nothing like his filtered photos, is he comfort eating cos he’s depressed with this 💩 life with her 😂 Whatever she CANNOT let him leave, she must be in fear of what he knows about this dodgy trip and other things she’s up to, she’s deffo afraid of him spilling sensational ☕ about her life. It’s brilliant, how long can they keep the fakery up, the on/off is probably him constantly needing a break from her, but she threatens him to come back as no other egg will touch her now, and she has to have someone, he skulks back, as she has stuff on him and he’s scared as well 😂 Woo Hoo we gotta love it 🥳

There is no love here, but there is comedy, oh what comedy it is….Skank we wanted lols, but wow you really delivered yesterday, oh f*ck I’m off again looking at the montage I’ve just put together 😂😂😂😂😂…

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so she says you can be bankrupt and still have assets and money NOT IF YOU FOLLOW THE RULES when you go bankrupt you can usually keep the things you need to live like clothing and furniture and cooking equipment THE REST OF THE THINGS YOU OWN BECOME PROPERTY OF THE PERSON WHO DEALS WITH YOUR BANKRUPTCY this person is called THE OFFICIAL RECEIVER unless you are HIDING THE ASSETS AND MONEY(taken from the goverment website)
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Parry1988 said:
View attachment 2347558 qany one seen the film The business
They look like the chav characters towards the end of the film when they've fucked their lives up with drugs and they're just running round looking rank snorting anything they can 🤣🤣
Oh and cant stop laughing at Co ord cowl and his ten to two feet 🤣🤣
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loving his socks look like something a grandad would wear(all he needs is the hanky on his head he will look like the grandads on the funny postcards at Blackpool) why does he not wear trainer socks when he is wearing trainers and shorts
 
I agree this was just a 'business' trip, probably to do something very shady. They are not a couple, there is absolutely no romantic interest going on between them, no closeness, no hand holding, no loving looks, just NOTHING. He really looks like he'd prefer to be ANYWHERE else but with her, probably at a donut shop or greasy spoon by the look of him! :LOL:
 
DC16 said:
Hey, a certain red top would love this information, probably her face doesn’t match her passport picture. 👍😂
This is gold.
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Also, you have to look into the camera. That little eye of her's is so deformed, won't register. Plus he probably even filtered his passport photo to get rid of the under bite & facial mole's, so doesn't recognise him :ROFLMAO:
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Transam79 said:
I agree this was just a 'business' trip, probably to do something very shady. They are not a couple, there is absolutely no romantic interest going on between them, no closeness, no hand holding, no loving looks, just NOTHING. He really looks like he'd prefer to be ANYWHERE else but with her, probably at a donut shop or greasy spoon by the look of him! :LOL:
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I've been thinking about this trip. We have to assume that this bar venue paid for Mr Slime, Crawl & KFP's flights. Because no way would there have been enough money earnt, to cover all expenses. So I really am thinking something fishy is going on. IF it was 10 euro's a person, 200 people at least, would only give 2K. Do we really believe there were 200 people there, no way? Plus she seemed to be whacking back the drinks on the 1st session. No pic's I assume of later in the day. What sort of state was she in later in the day, I wonder. Shouting, woo hooing, off her face. Are they even back yet? And who looked after the kids?
 
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SewerGrapes said:
If you turn the very 1st pic of Carol sideways he looks like a massive floater!
In that 2nd pic, Kippers' legs look incredibly skinny and bandy! 😅
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Eek - I'm about to lose any credibility here but.... I think that long, choppy fringe looks quite good. If that was her natural hair (even if not) a jaw-line bob could suit it. Covers those ridiculous slug eyebrows and Spock ears!
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Perhaps that's cos his eyes have trained themselves to search for KP's nipples !
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I agree the fringe would be a upgrade to the horrendous style she’s currently got
 
WillowTree21 said:
Also, you have to look into the camera. That little eye of her's is so deformed, won't register. Plus he probably even filtered his passport photo to get rid of the under bite & facial mole's, so doesn't recognise him :ROFLMAO:
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I've been thinking about this trip. We have to assume that this bar venue paid for Mr Slime, Crawl & KFP's flights. Because no way would there have been enough money earnt, to cover all expenses. So I really am thinking something fishy is going on. IF it was 10 euro's a person, 200 people at least, would only give 2K. Do we really believe there were 200 people there, no way? Plus she seemed to be whacking back the drinks on the 1st session. No pic's I assume of later in the day. What sort of state was she in later in the day, I wonder. Shouting, woo hooing, off her face. Are they even back yet? And who looked after the kids?
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Definitely dodgy - I mean they both look disgusting!! They really did not want to be there and could not give a toss about the meet and greet. It was a very reluctant 'front' and so bloody obvious! I really hope they are being 'watched'. I also hope who ever looked after those kids got them out into the fresh air for some fun things that they would like to do !!
 
Parry1988 said:
Hopefully this mini trip will give skanky and cowl the taste for child free holidays and she will 'graciously' let kieron have the kids 50 50 again now so she doesn't have to spend rest of the year in the UK 😁
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Would be nice but no chance - she has no leverage over him without them and she is never going to give up on her quest for revenge. She has nothing left but that now.
 
SmillieKylie said:
OMG I think I’ve recovered from the laughing, though I can imagine myself chortling away at the Tesco checkout later today, when my mind turns to think about those hilariously tragic Ibiza images, what comedy gold this pair of Twats are 😂

It’s over for her now, state of them, there were so few people queuing up to see her, she hadn’t promoted it, still nothing on her IG, she sold the pics to Backgrid for coin, but she doesn’t want this non-event polluting her SM timeline 😂 Let’s not forget, she wasn’t in Ibiza for this, she has gone for dodgy reasons, ‘launderette washing’ is a good guess, but it could be something else, whatever Sad-Boy is involved, and probably RimMe as well.

I’ve decided I soooooo want her to stay with him now, they are so toxic together, we said he’s destroying her, he is, but wow looking at him in those photos she’s taking him down as well, bloke is piling on the pounds, nothing like his filtered photos, is he comfort eating cos he’s depressed with this 💩 life with her 😂 Whatever she CANNOT let him leave, she must be in fear of what he knows about this dodgy trip and other things she’s up to, she’s deffo afraid of him spilling sensational ☕ about her life. It’s brilliant, how long can they keep the fakery up, the on/off is probably him constantly needing a break from her, but she threatens him to come back as no other egg will touch her now, and she has to have someone, he skulks back, as she has stuff on him and he’s scared as well 😂 Woo Hoo we gotta love it 🥳

There is no love here, but there is comedy, oh what comedy it is….Skank we wanted lols, but wow you really delivered yesterday, oh f*ck I’m off again looking at the montage I’ve just put together 😂😂😂😂😂…

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Chavtastic
 
I was having a read up & found this https://www.nationalpropertybuyers....are disabled, elderly,which you must move out.
A very good reason to keep the children & also the focus on Harvey, as you can slow down or in some cases stop a repossession order. Equally the utilities can't be cut off if children/ a disabled person reside at the property.

Now back to the hilarious shitshow that is the ibeefa visit. ( Cannot work out how the club would have made any money)
 
Mcomics said:
I was having a read up & found this https://www.nationalpropertybuyers....are disabled, elderly,which you must move out.
A very good reason to keep the children & also the focus on Harvey, as you can slow down or in some cases stop a repossession order. Equally the utilities can't be cut off if children/ a disabled person reside at the property.

Now back to the hilarious shitshow that is the ibeefa visit. ( Cannot work out how the club would have made any money)
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But Harvey doesn’t live there,only visits.
 
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