Katie Price #303 There’s gonna be a film about Pete, but Skanky gets 5 people at her meet and greet!

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I thought she said on a TT that she didn’t vape or drink?

She lies. About everything.
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I‘m convinced The Scum are just waiting on the bankruptcy hearing when hopefully much will be spilled about her deceitful ways, and then they will go all in on her, that whole article is just digging away, and yes they are done with Crawl, they know it’s fake, he’s a joke, they can’t be bothered with him and their constant on/off relationship 😂 Love this as well, they are really dragging her over the holidays now….

The ex-glamour model, who was once worth £45million but is heading back to court for another bankruptcy hearing, has been on so many getaways she forgot where she was last year.
Filming herself on her laptop, she said in a video: "Here we are, hard at work in Singapore."
Her pals then quickly corrected her, saying: "No, we're not, we're in Bangkok." 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

Tbf, she’s banged, sorry, Bangkok so often, you can forgive her for saying Singapore 🤣
 
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The tosser looks like a giant walking square fudge brownie with white frosting lines.. it's a wonder there isn't a large crowd of druggies on a comedown with the munchies following him. 🤣
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Sorry I know the new thread is a bit early, but won't be on computer later!

Thank you to @Winepig (thread title extraordinaire) for the new thread title!

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Here is the link to thread #302!


So apparently Skank is not happy with her new face - well neither are we!


Her and SB are in Ibeeefa for a meet and greet - they look stunning...

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https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...mance-fiance-Carl-Woods-beach-club-Ibiza.html

One of her teeth have fallen out


She has been bragging on her Tacky Toks about being "minted"...


Apparently the clothes shes floggin smell of fish - great professional advertising there, not to mention being off her face and in hiding somewhere.

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Showed some closeups when asking if she should have a fringe...

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We had some posing by the Range Rover trying to convince people she can drive it...


She treated poor little J to a trip to a beauty salon when all he wanted was a bike ride

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Oh and it seems a great time to include one of our favourite pics of Skanky where she actually looks smiley

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As you were Krusties!
Yuck 🤮 Her ridiculous top lip touching her nose gives me the ick.
 
Maybe I’m getting old BUT if I was with someone and I constantly had the piss ripped out of me and him (and I mean C O N S T A N T L Y) I would drop that fucker like a ton of bricks . They must both have skins like rhino hide!! Virtually and literally!
Now can I put this without offending them, ermmmm,
They're both thick as duck. Neither has a queue hammering down their doors.
 
I do sometimes seriously wonder if the designers at Gucci are just taking the piss out of rich stupid people. I imagine them sitting around going 'let's design something absolutely hideous, slap the Gucci name on it and see how many saddos will buy it!' A few years ago I was in Australia with my son walking through Sydney and we passed a Gucci store. The outfits on the mannequins in the window were ghastly!
I’ve always thought they make the “ off the peg designs” awful to take the piss outtta wannabes and chavs. The good stuff is the couture and small volume lines
 
So my name is peeko and I’m a krustie
Think everyone knows me
I’ve had an interesting life done everything
We are not here for long don’t you see
I’ve had women cars houses been friends with stars
Been poor and had lots of money
Been around the world from Timbuktu to torquay
From Australia to the Dead Sea
I’ve seen the moon landings England win the World Cup the assassination of Kennedy
When princess Diana died the twin towers when Nelson Mandela got free
I’ve read books about Einstein studied science maths philosophy
But at the end if the day the cleverest people ive spoken to has to be a Krusty
So I’m asking you for help , only people I can turn to , to keep me sane
It’s a creature I’ve never heard of before , and it’s doing in my brain,
only you lot can give me the answer it’s driving me
Mad
Now you lot may think I’m being petty and may think I’m sad
But if you. Want to help a fellow Krusty from going completely mad
Please help me , from my dilemma and from my insanity set me free
what the duck is an on an off fiancé ????
 
The only logical explanation I can come up with after seeing todays photos is that they are dressed like that for a bet. No one in their right mind ( oh hang in a minute 🤨) would willingly go out in public like that!
Also are her boobs turning into a uniboob?
 

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I thought it was bloody Simon Cowell !! 🤣🤣
Me too!
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I’ve always thought they make the “ off the peg designs” awful to take the piss outtta wannabes and chavs. The good stuff is the couture and small volume lines
Look at the crap Elton John wears though, a lot of his is Gucci and probably not off the peg. Same with Lewis Hamilton. Both have millions, but clearly more money than taste!
 
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