Katie Price #258 classy bikini showing her clunge, eggs queuing up to take the plunge 🤢

[Pisspotshow]

....but she has a womb.... I think.....

Mores the pity!

 

[okeep]

....but she has a womb.... I think.....

Yeah but Giant haystacks looked more feminine than that heap of toxic tit
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Random tit , at 8 pm tomorrow night want any Krustie that can sanct to do the green green grass blue blue sky dance lol
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Random tit , at 8 pm tomorrow night want any Krustie that can dance , no matter what age , to do the green green grass blue blue sky dance you’ve got. a day to learn it , lol

 

[life’s a car crash]

Just noticed her tattoo of SB's asparagus...she kept that one quiet...View attachment 2033950 q

Haha that’s the half heart. It’s supposed to join up with its other half when she dhuts her legs. But not a sight you see often

 

[maggie-moo]

....but she has a womb.... I think.....

Never believe what you read in the papers.
If she did it's probably stuck somewhere inbetween Phil and Grant by now..............oh wait! It can't be, there is no inbetween left with Phil and Grant anymore.They are now becoming PhiAnt!
Who knew The Spice Girls were physic saw this coming.

 

[Cakky Prize]

I do not often pull anyone up on here , But as a Member of the Krustie council I am a bit disappointed with the language used , I am very disappointed. We are not trolls and have to keep up with the times. It’s all to do with pronouns , we have to be seen as inclusive, Some Krusties have been referring to Skanky as she or her , or Carwash as he/ him , In future please refer to Skanky as IT, or THAT, as in that bleeping thing, or THAT mad demented evil witch, Coke can be referred to as seedless cuckold wanker, or gif boy , or you can label them together as Grifting bleeping useless tossers , Please abide by the Krusty thread guidelines
Many Thanks Peeko
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Sorry gif boy

I've always called it "IT" as it is difficult to differentiate what species it is.

 

[Yano]

So where does the thong tattoo end? Is it just the back or on the front too?????

 

[life’s a car crash]

Yeah but Giant haystacks looked more feminine than that heap of toxic tit
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Random tit , at 8 pm tomorrow night want any Krustie that can sanct to do the green green grass blue blue sky dance lol
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Random tit , at 8 pm tomorrow night want any Krustie that can dance , no matter what age , to do the green green grass blue blue sky dance you’ve got. a day to learn it , lol

Don’t mention George Ezra to me this week. Travelled down to the Capital from Scotland especially for the gig at the 02 and he did a skank, and cancelled Granted he did have severe vertigo and not just icannaebearseditis, that she suffers from regularly . Didn’t find out til I was on the jubilee line and almost at the venue. . Could have been worse I could have been attending a crappy sell-a-thon in a Blackwood industrial estate, listening to kipper squawking and attention seeking , at least I’ll get a refund

 

[SewerGrapes]

Good grief. She's so.... so.... shiny...! but not in a good way...!

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Her snozzle is peeling to duck, haha x

 

[265]

Home late due to WORK so I haven't been arsed to catch up, I'm thinking about her knee tattoo, it's probably
fake.

Oh and there is a KP thread on Mumsnet, they have flying monkeys too.

 

[DJB73]

I feel so sad for Jett & Bunny. I don't think she takes good care of them but they don't have a choice. Junior & Princess are older & have Peter + Emily to rely on. Harvey is in residential care so he's ok. Those little ones are caught up in a horrible situation created by KFP & have no way out at the moment. What will it take for something to happen before someone steps in to remove them from her.

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

Home late due to WORK so I haven't been arsed to catch up, I'm thinking about her knee tattoo, it's probably
fake.

Oh and there is a KP thread on Mumsnet, they have flying monkeys too.

I don't think it's fake, it's just tit .

 

[H77]

These pictures are in brighton - taken Outside donatellos heading down to the lanes heath and beauty. No where near London the charlatans!

Crawl has been very busy with his taxi services for madam. First few pictures were taken walking to see Julie at Lanes beauty salon & assume the picture of her getting into the Tonka toy truck is London! Seems odd, that Julie’s salon has a huge nail bar, so why didn’t she get all her ‘pampering’ done at the same place? Must be costing Crawl a fortune in petrol with that big jalopy. KPF sticking 2 fingers up at everyone. Just returned from a holiday that must have cost at least £20k & with the excessive amount spent on cheap looking attire & the pampering, you’d think the mutant had won the lottery. Thought she had to be with kids 24/7. Who’s looked after them all day & tonight then?

 

[Tedbear]

Never mind the knee tattoo what's going on with her lips/face in that last photo!
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Isn't that the club that Prince Harry used to frequent? Doesn't his mate own it?

Yes Harry was papped many a time falling out of there William used to go as well that was when he was happy and not with that scheming witch of a wife

 

[maggie-moo]

Home late due to WORK so I haven't been arsed to catch up, I'm thinking about her knee tattoo, it's probably
fake.

Oh and there is a KP thread on Mumsnet, they have flying monkeys too.

I think it's varicose veins

 

[NoodleNips]

I think it's varicose veins

High as a kite - no wonder they haven’t been plastering this all over their Social Media - and she has been really quiet. Must have been a disaster.

 

[terryfaefife]

A few more out there….

She looks really happy to be there-not!

 

[Facehugger]

Katie Price #259 Couldn't be bothered to wash her kegs, so had them tattooed on instead

Love that Stapps, however swapping 'wash her' to 'wear any' works even better

 

[caroleffinbaskin]

Last couple of pics.

Looks like she’s having a good old fanny scratch on that first pic. Probably the crabs.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

State of it!

 

[Crowbag]

I don't know if anyone has already posted this, but it's very like price's vanishing knee tattoo.
Slight differences in that it's finished and, er, visible.