Katie Price #239 nanna, nanna, nanna, nanna, Batnan!

[Winepig]

Oooooo.... do you think she has one under the Mucky Mansion...? The grounds aren't really covered in tit, its just a disguise to stop people delving into her secret. Has a powerful black car been see screeching around the country lanes in the early morning...? Oh, hang on....

It wasn’t really a “bat cave” as such that came to my mind ……. Maybe I’m just on here too much

 

[flowerpotno7]

you can tell there definitely was a woo hoo and a fist pump this is it and the same one (2019) its always been wonky since then. (Also looks like she has about 20 packets of extensions on her head aswell )
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perhaps the foreign surgeon got confused, as english is not his first language ? perhaps he though woo hoo meant she wanted size W on the right and H on the left ?

 

[karma4klattie]

The Sun starting to say what many of us believe, that Sink-Boy is still lurking around in the background. They’ve probably been informed he’s still with her, so a little dig here …

Katie Price’s ex Carl Woods sparks rumours they’re secretly back together

KATIE Price’s former fiancé Carl Woods has sparked speculation they are secretly back together. The car salesman shared a snap of himself lying in bed – and eagle-eyed followers are convinced it is…

www.thesun.ie

Don't they do ANY research, do we have to do it all for them? That headboard is in Cole's bedroom in Little Canfield as seen on rightmove

 

[Stan Butler]

Oooooo.... do you think she has one under the Mucky Mansion...? The grounds aren't really covered in tit, its just a disguise to stop people delving into her secret. Has a powerful black car been see screeching around the country lanes in the early morning...? Oh, hang on....

You mean like this..

 

[peaking above the parapet]

Speaking of the tracksuited twit, he is back on IG stories with more pointless comments

 

[Iamthestorm]

I'm sure bleep witch is going to try everything she possibly can to delay or get out of the BH. She's probably skeeming all sorts of ideas to try & wriggle out of it.
Hopefully she can't play any more MH cards, sick mother, Harvey etc... I really hope she's going to get a massive shock come February.

 

[okeep]

Come on Krusties, You know the score,
She hasn’t slagged Carwash off , So they are still
Hatching their little cunning plans, If they weren’t together,
She would be in full boiler bunny mode , making money out of stories, even Baldrick wasn’t as thick as these two pratts

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Speaking of the tracksuited twit, he is back on IG stories with more pointless comments

Batsinkman

 

[DC16]

Katie Price's ex Carl 'concerned' over boob job and 'thinks it's a dig at him'

Katie Price - who recently split from fiancé Carl Woods - underwent yet another breast enhancement surgery recently

www.mirror.co.uk

Yup, another rip roaring "news" article. Bless him, trying to hang on to his fame

Load of old bollocks, he bloody drove her there

 

[flowerpotno7]

It's a gruesome pic - she looks like a dead heifer with tongue lolling about, and the vet doing an autopsy to check for (BSE) Mad Cow Disease!

couple of fans of hers ,walking the earth looking for their lost brain cells. who have had plastic surgery (and paid for it themselves willingly) to look just like her.

Load of old bollocks, he bloody drove her there

thinks its a dig at him because hes a great tit too

Oooooo.... do you think she has one under the Mucky Mansion...? The grounds aren't really covered in tit, its just a disguise to stop people delving into her secret. Has a powerful black car been see screeching around the country lanes in the early morning...? Oh, hang on....

bat cave where she keeps her phone ?

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Corporal Jones from dad's army " don't panic don't panic they don't like it up em skanky they don't like it up em"

Nor does she!
Well not unless its a decent Nokia.......................................

 

[flowerpotno7]

Rodney is quite upset ...

that photo of naked rodney makes me laugh so much,i keep thinking to myself,if one hand is holding the camera for the selfie,whats he doing with the other hand ? and i cant help but think its really one of those gender filters and its really edna ,with a male filter on, upping her game,so noone will suspect its her while praising and trying to premote skanky.

 

[Facehugger]

Evening folks @tracey3871 thanks for new thread and thanks everyone who clicked like on my title, blimey, never expected that many likes on it!! Half the credit goes to whoever christened it Batman to start with though

As for Nokias in its Batcave, I reckon there's an Asian version of the U16 World Cup going on in there, along with some cave divers, Elon Musk in a rocket and Sir David Attenborough with a film crew doing Black Hole Planet twenny twenny free for the BBC innit!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Batsinkman

Batsink! Yes!

 

[Sasheyboo]

No idea. Something's obviously gone wrong hasn't it. I wonder if you can get different healing on each side and one side has just given up?
It wouldn't surprise me.

I cant imagine implants being a diffrent size i think it could even be because of the amount of breast surgeries shes had her skins beyond stretched when she was in Big Brother after another of her boob surgeries she had a gaping hole with the inplant hanging out and it was infected so id say one boob is stretched more than the other i should imagine without implants her boobs are empty hanging sacks of skin

 

[Madcatbimbo]

Is it the different bikinis or does Phil look bigger in the zebra print bikini on New magazine compared to the cheap hotel photos in the pink sparkly bikini (maybe because the pink sparkly bikini is slightly bigger??? but down to that awful tattoo of the horse in one picture and not the other, its bleeping huge in the photo on New Magazine, why would approve that? you would be hiding until you fixed it or she making it bigger Or it must have grown in size in a week or she photoshopped it! God only knows!View attachment 1871504 qView attachment 1871506 q

*Smacks hand into fist*.... "Holy Graf Zeppelin Batnan".....

 

[Sir Lancelot]

She will end up on the TV show Botched before long, and even then the surgeon who looks like Quagmire from Family Guy will be unable to help her regain any sort of natural looking body.
She's a mess.

 

[Alex_Jones]

*Smacks hand into fist*.... "Holy Graf Zeppelin Batnan".....

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Mutton dressed as Mutton, with its wigs, wonky comedy tits and a filtered face.

 

[Facehugger]

Makes me laugh, he used to make her keep covered up in the most appalling get ups, half the time she was dressed in trackies in various shades of technicolour terd, the minute she started OF it suited him then to let her strip off & pocket the coin (not much of it) didn't it. Double standards idiot.

I reckon I need the pisspot to vomit in

 

[PTMe]

Yes, in Turkey. more than once, I was more shocked that she went into a pool,( that other people would be using), with open, oozing scars/sores. Utterly disgusting. Not only should open wounds be kept dry, should certainly not be sunbathing or swimming. The hotel must have known & should have kindly requested she cover up & get out of the pool. If I had been a guest, I would have complained to management & given her piece of my mind.
She never follows correct medical advice - well, ANY advice. It will be her demise I believe.

I once went to a PA with skank just under a week after a boob job, she was on medication for that, medication for depression, drinking and sniffing the

How the woman's still alive I don't know.