Katie Price #233 Cock and coke, tits and smoke. KP's life is beyond a joke!

[Bb12]

Wonder what she’s getting kids for Xmas

Step dad no 478945
Trip to watch mummy have nails done
Trip to watch mummy have hair done
Trip abroad to watch mummy have more plastic surgery
Another pet that will likely die within 6 months

 

[Sasheyboo]

Her chest changes size, shape and height in every photo.

LOL i thought that and i cant work out if shes piled on the weight or its the cheap tacky nasty JJ tracsuits she wears that are making her look like a sumo wrestler with a nasty wig on

If she has 'not drunk nothing' doesn't it mean that she has actually drunk something?

'Since I've been out of The Priory, I have not drunk nothing'

bleeping hilarious

Look at the state of her hair ! Words fail me

Does the skank even brush it if she doesnt go to the hairdressers as it seems a day aftwr shes had it done it looks like tit again and dont know why she thinks it looks good having it that long looks like rats tails she cannot have hardly any of her hair left

 

[Brah Day Izit?]

Had a few days off work sweetie x ready for the Christmas and New year shift every night from the 23rd to the 4th of January. Sausage+2 eggs and chips the other night not hungry yet but might do omelette and chips later. ❤

I love how you are so down to earth Stan and we are all taking an interest in your culinary offerings

 

[Sasheyboo]

This is all there is to her, she has nothing else to offer. It's not entertaining, it's just pathetic.

Its just rinse and repeat same tit over and over

 

[kags7312]

She did the street walk with a dubious outfit though - perhaps that was to get a rise out of him though?

If that outfit made him jealous, he needs help

 

[Annie_C1888]

I reckon she's planned this 'going off the rails' to be swiftly followed by a stint in Rehab/proiry to avoid the BH in January. Calculating fkn old bleep.

 

[265]

I reckon she's planned this 'going off the rails' to be swiftly followed by a stint in Rehab/proiry to avoid the BH in January. Calculating fkn old bleep.

Ah yes, the xmas drama, then after the documentary she will go banana's.

 

[Blessmyheart]

Crawl having a night in tonight, in his new pad, Christmas alone looms, no celebrity pals to console him. a sadness in his eyes, he’s hitting The ‘Careless Whisper’ hard…got it on repeat, that sax solo at the beginning, resonating hard……

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Still would love to know what those hand signs were

 

[Wirlesswill]

I reckon she's planned this 'going off the rails' to be swiftly followed by a stint in Rehab/proiry to avoid the BH in January. Calculating fkn old bleep.

Questions for #DC and #Willow in particular... Are the various interested parties prepared for her next seemingly obvious dive / duck...cos you know it's coming

Its just rinse and repeat same tit over and over

Katie Price#234 Katie's getting fat, no cock in the oven. New Year, same tit, nothing forgotten.

 

[Stan Butler]

I love how you are so down to earth Stan and we are all taking an interest in your culinary offerings

Thank you BDI.❤ it might get me into trouble sometimes but i say it as i see it and as promised just done some dinner.

 

[Brah Day Izit?]

Questions for #DC and #Willow in particular... Are the various interested parties prepared for her next seemingly obvious dive / duck...cos you know it's coming

Perhaps we are in for another treat? Another crashed car and "yes, officer I was off my tits (extra large, do you want to feel) - you see I've had to be injecting the old heroin as me methadone woo hoo prescription was what delayed.

Oh ok hun, off you pop. Mind how you go.

 

[gritzy]

Wonder what she’s getting kids for Xmas

Step dad no 478945
Trip to watch mummy have nails done
Trip to watch mummy have hair done
Trip abroad to watch mummy have more plastic surgery
Another pet that will likely die within 6 months

I cannot read this without singing it in Wilma's amazing Twelve Days of KP. Still a masterpiece.

 

[Wirlesswill]

Tee hee, I remember a few years ago some drunk druggy driver managed to plough in to the McDonald's at Buck Barn Crossroads on the A24 a few miles north of the MM. In my mind I have a film roll of bleeping spaced out Skanky kipper lips getting out of the wreckage to ask for a fillet o fish

 

[gritzy]

She's starting to remind me of Lolo Ferrari - the daily mirror said she had 22 surgeries

It's all a bit freak show.

Slow catching up but she reminds me of Lolo more and more (esp. with new even more comical boobs!). Lolo died of od'ing on pills and suffocation (breasts?!).
I still remember when she died her husband was interviewed re her death (he was investigated later but ultimately cleared). When asked what he thought the cause was he said 'she drank a lot of coffee!' The kind of nonsense Kipper's family would come out with, completely negating anything obvious.

 

[oogling]

Seems two years is about her limit and despite what she claims most of her ex husbands/fiances etc dump her and she says they all live off her but she makes them quit their jobs to be herfucking servant/driver etc she seems to take away allthese exes dignity and ensures they depend on her and they all seem to end up as a bleeping babysitter while shesout getting pissed and on the pull

My narc was the same with her million boyfriends. Got them at their fitness peak, demanded they spent every waking second with her so they abandoned their routine from being completely love bombed, then they became her dogsbody doing all her chores and running around after her, then she’d berate them because they were losers and they needed to get a bleeping job and stop leaching (having initionally bombarded them with ridiculously , or get a better job! She also did it to me to me! She makes the next victim think she absolutely cannot survive without them, you get tears and tantrums, non stop phone calls…complete bombardment because you/they are the most important people, and no one is loyal, everyone lets her down, you/they are the ONLY one she can trust etc. Complete manipulation of someone’s kindness, it’s a Percy liar cycle but one a narc just cannot break! They are the ultimate victim, their prey is their saviour until they are the enemy!

 

[Wirlesswill]

Katie Price#234 Katie's getting fat, no cock in the oven. New Year, same tit, nothing forgotten.

Sorry if duplicate but there are ghosts in the machine tonight. Admittedly may be alcohol induced

 

[mrspig99]

Shes the biggest bleeping liar walking... shes never had a moment of despair in her bleeping life....
Oh sorry .. I'm wrong... Pete left her....then she broke a nail .

I think her biggest moment of despair was when the cops took her phone after the restraining order breach.

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

Look at the state of her hair ! Words fail me

Mine looks better than that and I have been in bed for a week recovering from surgery!!!
I did polish my nails at 2am when I couldn’t sleep though

 

[oogling]

Oh so deep and meaningful

Usually whenever she bangs on about being ‘seengwul’ it’s because of access to the kids…I wonder what’s happening!

I think her biggest moment of despair was when the cops took her phone after the restraining order breach.

Because that’s where all her secrets are!!

Does anyone seriously believe she isn't back on coke?

‘Back on’ HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

 

[SewerGrapes]

Shes the biggest bleeping liar walking... shes never had a moment of despair in her bleeping life....
Oh sorry .. I'm wrong... Pete left her....then she broke a nail .

Oh, she's had 'despair' all her life, but then she got them enlarged!