Katie Price #233 Cock and coke, tits and smoke. KP's life is beyond a joke!

[Caw1982]

Crawl having a night in tonight, in his new pad, Christmas alone looms, no celebrity pals to console him. a sadness in his eyes, he’s hitting The ‘Careless Whisper’ hard…got it on repeat, that sax solo at the beginning, resonating hard……

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More like a carpetless whisper

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

My favourite photo from the night out. Her friends kept a close eye on her.. they also nearly set light to her hair!

don’t understand why she’s out in a track suit!? Fair enough tut was an impromptu night out after shopping but why is she even wearing a tracksuit to go shopping!?

Have I jumped the gun by skipping ahead… she’s gone out out in a bleeping tracksuit!?? Surely not? Gone are the days getting ready for a night out was part of the fun. Pre drinks with your girls etc. this old slosher is bowling around in a tracksuit is it

 

[mrspig99]

Yeah she did say that. kP didn’t breast feed. They are talking about peaches Geldoff who apparently didn’t either although I really thought she did

Ah ok! Things pop up in a very random order on my feed sometimes.

 

[sleepy1]

Have I jumped the gun by skipping ahead… she’s gone out out in a bleeping tracksuit!?? Surely not? Gone are the days getting ready for a night out was part of the fun. Pre drinks with your girls etc. this old slosher is bowling around in a tracksuit is it

Yup! A JYY one at that!

 

[flowerpotno7]

I'm nearly sure a good few years back no nips was always boasting about cooking big roasts and she said on Christmas day she did a three bird roast I'm getting old and forgetful think it was around the PA era I have visions of a magazine spread about it

she most likely meant she was part of a 3 bird roasting

 

[mrspig99]

If he really has dumped her, and he told my friend he had (but could have been lieing), that was a really big decision to make given how he likes to be a zelebrity. She must have really hurt him. He's been in Little Canfield for a few weeks now as I've seen his Hummer at the shops and the lights are always on at his new home. I do think they're finished.

Next time your friend needs to ask why he is still driving her around everywhere then and why they went on holiday together!

 

[Brah Day Izit?]

Play the music ... I bloody love a good tune !!!
In fact * last Christmas * is very topic atm...

Oh yes, and my lovely daddy died on Christmas Day so it's especially poignant for me too.

 

[sleepy1]

I'm a bit behind.......as usual !!!! But does anyone remember her asking a couple .. husband and wife to live in.. and do cleaning looking after kids and animals .. cooking and and she would give them 20 k per year... between them........hahaha

Oh that must be them then!! When was that?

 

[kurtCobainsguitar]

Yes I think so.

I'm staying outta this!

 

[Brah Day Izit?]

I never forget a really old tv series before the jungle where she had that older bloke manager I can’t even remember his name. She would spray her perfume everywhere including in between her legs. I remember thinking it was a bit weird but now I know it was obviously to mask the smell of her manky old trout flaps

I remember that - almost a whole bottle at a time. That stuck in my mind too!

 

[flowerpotno7]

Although we all know that Kipper is prone to exaggeration; if the MM really does cost £3k per month on energy bills, then maybe it's cost-effective to holiday abroad for much of the year??

why dont she just sleep and live in the one room, there only one of her ffs

 

[MANDATORY]

Oh yes, and my lovely daddy died on Christmas Day so it's especially poignant for me too.

Sending you big hugs Sweetie xxxx

 

[Reversible Octopus]

#234 you put your right tit in your right tit out in out in out your trackies on for a night out.. you do the Hokey Cokey and you woo hoo all night that’s what it’s all about

What have you done?!! I’m now singing this in my head, haha!

To stay on topic and because we KNOW she reads here. Hey Kipper, wow, did you forget to the look in the mirror before your night out? Where’s your weans? Where’s your nipples? Can’t you take care of anything?!!

 

[flowerpotno7]

Next time your friend needs to ask why he is still driving her around everywhere then and why they went on holiday together!

i think, because like his house,his lights are on, but no ones home

 

[tracey3871]

Kipper introducing her next egg to hygiene standards at the MM ... Feel free to insert caption

 

[flowerpotno7]

Oh yes, and my lovely daddy died on Christmas Day so it's especially poignant for me too.

so sorry hun, my aunt died on christmas eve, some years ago ,so i understand how you feel. x

 

[Rosequeen]

So, after spending all those hours over the last week constantly getting hair and nails done, she goes for a night out in a dirty, scruffy tracksuit. Nothing in her life makes sense.

 

[tracey3871]

So, after spending all those hours over the last week constantly getting hair and nails done, she goes for a night out in a dirty, scruffy tracksuit. Nothing in her life makes sense.

Look at the state of her hair ! Words fail me

 

[Joanna Surrey]

I never forget a really old tv series before the jungle where she had that older bloke manager I can’t even remember his name. She would spray her perfume everywhere including in between her legs. I remember thinking it was a bit weird but now I know it was obviously to mask the smell of her manky old trout flaps

Richard the hapless journalist

 

[Brah Day Izit?]

so sorry hun, my aunt died on christmas eve, some years ago ,so i understand how you feel. x

He will probably still be furious that he missed his favourite meal of the year.