Katie Price #233 Cock and coke, tits and smoke. KP's life is beyond a joke!

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Be having a few friends over today meaning,,, i've been outed by the un-filtered unauthorized pictures showing me drunk and of my tits on coke so need my hair and makeup doing before i do the annual family comes first and kids are my world Christmas picture, before the annual new year's resolution of i'm not going to drink, I don't need a man, this is my year big things are in the pipeline, i'll be earning millions and pay off my debts and the don't underestimate the Pricey. 😎🤪
 
Miss Villanelle said:
Wait, she doesn't wipe, erghhh 🤢 her vadge must absolutely reek.
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hugothebear said:
EEEEEEEEWWWWWW... how could anybody go near her. Surprised she hasn't got flies round her in the summer. :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
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But just why is she like this? Why doesn’t she care about her smelly breath, (PA again spoke about this with her) horrible body smells and dirty clothes? Somebody, whose horse was at th same yard as her years ago, told me she absolutely stank some days. Same as going to toilet outside when you don’t have to, not wiping….. just why would you do this?

Trafalgar said:
I am in peri menopause (and it bleeping sucks!) and believe me, you need to shower every day or sometimes twice a day. Your whole body odour changes and its really odd!







She must absolutely bleeping honk. Its so grim, and those poor kids having to be around that. 🤮🤮
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Me to especially “down there “ don’t know why it’s really odd. Sorry for any of you lovely lot eating your dinner. Perhaps we all just turn into pissy old women at the end.😂😂😂😂
 
Joanna Surrey said:
But just why is she like this? Why doesn’t she care about her smelly breath, (PA again spoke about this with her) horrible body smells and dirty clothes? Somebody, whose horse was at th same yard as her years ago, told me she absolutely stank some days. Same as going to toilet outside when you don’t have to, not wiping….. just why would you do this?
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*DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH*
A long time ago ( ok only in October 🙈) I had to have a wee in a bush and couldn't wipe.. My vag smelt like burnt scampi fries until I made it home. I was mortified and ashamed 😔. She is non human!
 
PTMe said:
She does not shower. She'd have got changed into the jyy trackie yesterday to go out, she'll have worn it to bed and then wear it again all day today. She might treat herself to a bath over Christmas but otherwise.....

I'll add that she's incapable of using a toilet either. She'll go outside when there's a perfectly good bathroom indoors. She doesn't wipe. Very strange behaviour. Sorry to anyone eating dinner!
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I don't know how you stuck it, being around her when she is so unhygienic. Yuk!
 
Fairyqueen said:
I'm nearly sure a good few years back no nips was always boasting about cooking big roasts and she said on Christmas day she did a three bird roast I'm getting old and forgetful think it was around the PA era I have visions of a magazine spread about it
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Yep I remember that.. She also bigged up her perfect Roast potatoes ( that were the size of avocados and dry as duck)
 
SmillieKylie said:
Amazing isn’t it, a bankrupt that has the resources to spend, spend spend, unlimited with the spending. Able to run various new businesses, promoting them constantly. Has the heating on all day at a cost of £3k a month in a mansion that has stables containing 6 horses, and has massive mortgage arrears on it. Takes a holiday abroad every month including expensive ski-breaks. What is this bankruptcy ?

Hey Martin Lewis, can you tell us what business model this is for those in debt, stop messing about giving your advice to people in financial doodah and are going-to-the-wall, just find out how Skank skirts around all the laws that apply to the rest of us, spill her ways, and then we can all have a part of it. Woo Hoo we‘ll love it.
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Although we all know that Kipper is prone to exaggeration; if the MM really does cost £3k per month on energy bills, then maybe it's cost-effective to holiday abroad for much of the year??
 
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