Katie Price #199 KP quiet, slowed down our tattling, Cole quits OF & deck fapping

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DC16 said:
Let's have a little reminder of his Bio for love Island, back in 2016

Age: 27
Lives: Hertfordshire

Job: Car salesman

His hobbies: He owns over 30 cars and trains in the gym five days a week
Why he's got an advantage over the other guys: "None of them look like Channing Tatum. Being a Channing Tatum look-a-like is a bonus to say the least. I get told I look like him a lot."
His recent dating history: Broke up with his fiancée eighteen months ago
How would he sum himself up? "Charming, confident, game, outrageous and irresistible"
Celeb he'd date: "Jodie Marsh is definitely my celeb crush – she goes to the same tattooist as me"

The type of girl he goes for: "I want a girl that’s able to laugh at herself but equally someone that acts like a girl. I don’t want a best mate. A girl that makes the best of herself and is classy. And if she could look like Jodie Marsh that would be amazing"
His bold statement of confidence: "I don’t even understand what the word competition means"

Get in the queue ladies....and probably guys too, you will never need a torch if you go out in the dark with him. You will never need to work again either, as he is now a millionaire and will chauffeur you about all day long in one of his motors with a personalised plate. His sat nav comes pre-programmed to go to Crawley Magistrate's court, nail bars and hair salons. If you move into his Essex pad, if comes complete with live in father-in-law-to-be. His specialities are heating plop-microwave meals and has a nice line of ripped black jeans. He loves early nights and, not going to parties, sounds a right bundle of laughs.
If in a few months time if he pops the question, you will receive a £50k engagement ring, he would of done a deal to only pay 5 grand, he'll buy a wedding license in his 2nd home in LV, but you won't actually get married, you'll just trail round wedding venues to look at what would of been. Who knew a $102 wedding license would cause pure carnage 🤭
Hey ladies, no worries about getting you pregnant, more chance the sink would be, so you're safe on that score.
Remember to hand over all your passwords too.

He does like dogs though!!!!
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bleeping Channing Tatum look alike 🤡

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DC16 said:
Let's have a little reminder of his Bio for love Island, back in 2016

Age: 27
Lives: Hertfordshire

Job: Car salesman

His hobbies: He owns over 30 cars and trains in the gym five days a week
Why he's got an advantage over the other guys: "None of them look like Channing Tatum. Being a Channing Tatum look-a-like is a bonus to say the least. I get told I look like him a lot."
His recent dating history: Broke up with his fiancée eighteen months ago
How would he sum himself up? "Charming, confident, game, outrageous and irresistible"
Celeb he'd date: "Jodie Marsh is definitely my celeb crush – she goes to the same tattooist as me"

The type of girl he goes for: "I want a girl that’s able to laugh at herself but equally someone that acts like a girl. I don’t want a best mate. A girl that makes the best of herself and is classy. And if she could look like Jodie Marsh that would be amazing"
His bold statement of confidence: "I don’t even understand what the word competition means"

Get in the queue ladies....and probably guys too, you will never need a torch if you go out in the dark with him. You will never need to work again either, as he is now a millionaire and will chauffeur you about all day long in one of his motors with a personalised plate. His sat nav comes pre-programmed to go to Crawley Magistrate's court, nail bars and hair salons. If you move into his Essex pad, if comes complete with live in father-in-law-to-be. His specialities are heating plop-microwave meals and has a nice line of ripped black jeans. He loves early nights and, not going to parties, sounds a right bundle of laughs.
If in a few months time if he pops the question, you will receive a £50k engagement ring, he would of done a deal to only pay 5 grand, he'll buy a wedding license in his 2nd home in LV, but you won't actually get married, you'll just trail round wedding venues to look at what would of been. Who knew a $102 wedding license would cause pure carnage 🤭
Hey ladies, no worries about getting you pregnant, more chance the sink would be, so you're safe on that score.
Remember to hand over all your passwords too.

He does like dogs though!!!!
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His crush was Jodie bleeping Marsh..that says it all
 
DC16 said:
Let's have a little reminder of his Bio for love Island, back in 2016

Age: 27
Lives: Hertfordshire

Job: Car salesman

His hobbies: He owns over 30 cars and trains in the gym five days a week
Why he's got an advantage over the other guys: "None of them look like Channing Tatum. Being a Channing Tatum look-a-like is a bonus to say the least. I get told I look like him a lot."
His recent dating history: Broke up with his fiancée eighteen months ago
How would he sum himself up? "Charming, confident, game, outrageous and irresistible"
Celeb he'd date: "Jodie Marsh is definitely my celeb crush – she goes to the same tattooist as me"

The type of girl he goes for: "I want a girl that’s able to laugh at herself but equally someone that acts like a girl. I don’t want a best mate. A girl that makes the best of herself and is classy. And if she could look like Jodie Marsh that would be amazing"
His bold statement of confidence: "I don’t even understand what the word competition means"

Get in the queue ladies....and probably guys too, you will never need a torch if you go out in the dark with him. You will never need to work again either, as he is now a millionaire and will chauffeur you about all day long in one of his motors with a personalised plate. His sat nav comes pre-programmed to go to Crawley Magistrate's court, nail bars and hair salons. If you move into his Essex pad, if comes complete with live in father-in-law-to-be. His specialities are heating plop-microwave meals and has a nice line of ripped black jeans. He loves early nights and, not going to parties, sounds a right bundle of laughs.
If in a few months time if he pops the question, you will receive a £50k engagement ring, he would of done a deal to only pay 5 grand, he'll buy a wedding license in his 2nd home in LV, but you won't actually get married, you'll just trail round wedding venues to look at what would of been. Who knew a $102 wedding license would cause pure carnage 🤭
Hey ladies, no worries about getting you pregnant, more chance the sink would be, so you're safe on that score.
Remember to hand over all your passwords too.

He does like dogs though!!!!
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Remembering he also said somewhere Krustie knickers was to fake and not his cup of tea 🤮
 
DC16 said:
Let's have a little reminder of his Bio for love Island, back in 2016

Age: 27
Lives: Hertfordshire

Job: Car salesman

His hobbies: He owns over 30 cars and trains in the gym five days a week
Why he's got an advantage over the other guys: "None of them look like Channing Tatum. Being a Channing Tatum look-a-like is a bonus to say the least. I get told I look like him a lot."
His recent dating history: Broke up with his fiancée eighteen months ago
How would he sum himself up? "Charming, confident, game, outrageous and irresistible"
Celeb he'd date: "Jodie Marsh is definitely my celeb crush – she goes to the same tattooist as me"

The type of girl he goes for: "I want a girl that’s able to laugh at herself but equally someone that acts like a girl. I don’t want a best mate. A girl that makes the best of herself and is classy. And if she could look like Jodie Marsh that would be amazing"
His bold statement of confidence: "I don’t even understand what the word competition means"

Get in the queue ladies....and probably guys too, you will never need a torch if you go out in the dark with him. You will never need to work again either, as he is now a millionaire and will chauffeur you about all day long in one of his motors with a personalised plate. His sat nav comes pre-programmed to go to Crawley Magistrate's court, nail bars and hair salons. If you move into his Essex pad, if comes complete with live in father-in-law-to-be. His specialities are heating plop-microwave meals and has a nice line of ripped black jeans. He loves early nights and, not going to parties, sounds a right bundle of laughs.
If in a few months time if he pops the question, you will receive a £50k engagement ring, he would of done a deal to only pay 5 grand, he'll buy a wedding license in his 2nd home in LV, but you won't actually get married, you'll just trail round wedding venues to look at what would of been. Who knew a $102 wedding license would cause pure carnage 🤭
Hey ladies, no worries about getting you pregnant, more chance the sink would be, so you're safe on that score.
Remember to hand over all your passwords too.

He does like dogs though!!!!
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Even then he was late to the game at 27 and past his sell by date for that show by about 5 years ... as for looking like Channing Tatum ... he is about about as close as this loon

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DC16 said:
Let's have a little reminder of his Bio for love Island, back in 2016

Age: 27
Lives: Hertfordshire

Job: Car salesman

His hobbies: He owns over 30 cars and trains in the gym five days a week
Why he's got an advantage over the other guys: "None of them look like Channing Tatum. Being a Channing Tatum look-a-like is a bonus to say the least. I get told I look like him a lot."
His recent dating history: Broke up with his fiancée eighteen months ago
How would he sum himself up? "Charming, confident, game, outrageous and irresistible"
Celeb he'd date: "Jodie Marsh is definitely my celeb crush – she goes to the same tattooist as me"

The type of girl he goes for: "I want a girl that’s able to laugh at herself but equally someone that acts like a girl. I don’t want a best mate. A girl that makes the best of herself and is classy. And if she could look like Jodie Marsh that would be amazing"
His bold statement of confidence: "I don’t even understand what the word competition means"

Get in the queue ladies....and probably guys too, you will never need a torch if you go out in the dark with him. You will never need to work again either, as he is now a millionaire and will chauffeur you about all day long in one of his motors with a personalised plate. His sat nav comes pre-programmed to go to Crawley Magistrate's court, nail bars and hair salons. If you move into his Essex pad, if comes complete with live in father-in-law-to-be. His specialities are heating plop-microwave meals and has a nice line of ripped black jeans. He loves early nights and, not going to parties, sounds a right bundle of laughs.
If in a few months time if he pops the question, you will receive a £50k engagement ring, he would of done a deal to only pay 5 grand, he'll buy a wedding license in his 2nd home in LV, but you won't actually get married, you'll just trail round wedding venues to look at what would of been. Who knew a $102 wedding license would cause pure carnage 🤭
Hey ladies, no worries about getting you pregnant, more chance the sink would be, so you're safe on that score.
Remember to hand over all your passwords too.

He does like dogs though!!!!
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'A girl that makes the best of herself and is classy'. Well he fell on his feet there then.... (cough, choke, splutter....)
 
DC16 said:
I think,

Tut, tut Katie, all those things you constantly accuse men of doing to you, YOU do behind their backs and make it look as though YOU are the one who is so hard done by and cheated on. YOU cheated on PA, got pregnant and aborted the baby, good on him for getting rid. Then you committed revenge porn on AR, good on him for taking you to court and more importantly winning. You accused KH of sleeping with your best friends, but continued to be on holiday with them, you accused KH of sleeping with underage girls, yet went on to renew your vows again and yet YOU were texting Tom Zanetti behind your husband's back. Then there was KB, yep, YOU admitted to cheating on him several times. And finally the one and only SB.... the one who was perfect, who was going to look after you if you didn't want to work... yet you texted Princess about wanting to get back with KB behind SB's back, flirted with some guy at the NTAs, now a full on weekend flirting and no doubt texting other guys. YOU really are a piece of work.

In other news, nice to see AR has been discharged from his bankruptcy after ONE year.
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Stan Butler said:
6. Must have driving license. 7. Can babysit the kids and look after animals. 8. Needs a strong stomach.(i stink a bit). 9. Not fame hungry( i'm the star). 10. Doesn't mind me partying and sleeping around. 🤔
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I love number 8 Stan, made me laugh out loud x
 
SmillieKylie said:
Oooooh Sink-Boy must know by now, it will gossiped about in the circles he moves in, appears a few people are aware of what Skank’s up to and are talking, someone will have leaked the info to him, plus I bet he checks in here on occasion. He knows.

Question is when does he react, that rant from MM has left him in a difficult position, really looks a fool now (kinda finding that funny as despise the bloke😁) unless she has stuff on him or he’s paid off, he must come out all guns blazing soon, he’s not one to stay quiet. He’s an aggressive man with a short tempter, also appears to like recreational ‘stuff’, he will erupt at some point, especially if Charlie has paid a visit 😁 It might be in the form of an IG rant or worse he confronts her in person. Obviously don’t like the Skank, but really hope he doesn’t turn violent on her, must be fearful he will, we know he has that nasty side to him. Wonder if she’s hiding at AFP’s so he can’t get near her.

Can’t believe he can continue on much longer without kicking-off, reckon could even come this weekend. If he’s been dumped he’ll be out on the scene again, he’ll prob post more party pics with his mates, people will question him. If he doesn’t start saying stuff about Skank he’s deffo been paid off, but still not sure that she has enough cash to actually pay him to be quiet. Reckon we’ll know more very soon, it’s coming. Might add god knows who Skank has found, but must be another looking for attached fame, the carousel of a new Skank relationship is almost upon us, eeeek what we gonna get this time, guaranteed he’s younger with no kids, that’s a given. 🤦🏽‍♀️😁
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i think hes so thick,if he caught her with a another bloke he would believe any excuse she gave "hes my cousin"," hes my brother-in-laws, brother", "hes a plumber,hes come to unblock the pipes and service the (old) boiler":ROFLMAO: sink boy, get with the fecking program, shes bored shitless with you,your time is up.:ROFLMAO:
 
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