Katie Price #199 KP quiet, slowed down our tattling, Cole quits OF & deck fapping

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Joanna Surrey said:
I’m just so worried for those poor animals. Somebody on here must know if they’re okay. Also hhhaaaa hhhhaaaaa how stupid do they both feel now with those ridiculous “portraits” of each other on their arms. That’s a lot of dense black shading and outline, they’ll never cover them successfully. Just who on earth has been dim enough to get themselves mixed up with that lot? PA and KH must be wondering this to.
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She can get away with saying she's Ricky Gervais's #1 Fan. She loves RG so much, she had his face tattooed on her arm.
Some people have Elvis or Marilyn Monroe tattoos so why not have Ricky, "I LOVE HIM!!! Do you love him, do you. I do WooHoo!!!"
 
Winepig said:
Maybe she thinks it’s “ sexoiiii”

She has a very warped , cartoon like & basic idea of what “ being sexoiiii” entails .
I don’t think she has a sexual bone in her body .
Pun not intended 😂😂
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I've never found her the least bit 'sexy'.
Cheap, offensive and easy trash would be my take on her appearance and behaviour in the past and just now, wow, words cannot convey the loathing I feel for this complete waste of oxygen.
Grotesque, in every manner, shape & form, ignorant, thick, filthy, spoilt, self-centred.
Do I need to carry on?

MrsBsDayOff said:
She was really pretty and likeable enough as a guest in old interviews....had she played her cards right and been a nicer person, she would still have a role as a tv presenter/panellist and have custody of her children, and been a reasonably well liked celebrity
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Oh yes, and if my gran had wheels she's be a wagon!
She is what she's always been, NO redeeming features, spewing out children with multiple fathers whilst being unsure just who they belong to is not a virtue!
 
Madcatbimbo said:
I think the redtops are just as bored as we are and are just digging up stuff to keep It relevant...

www.dailystar.co.uk

Strictly's Richie Anderson poses with 'manager' Katie Price ahead of 2022 launch

Katie Price has taken on many jobs over her career but fans may have forgotten when she became a football manager for a charity football match with Strictly's Richie Anderson on her team
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How lame have the rags become
she loves posing and pouting with the gay fellas don't she
do they think she's a ****** or drag queen so feel safe around her :ROFLMAO:
remember Will and Grace when the old lady realised she was a fag hag in the gay nightclub
 
Tanley said:
No one really knows what this story is. But the press have mentioned several times that she was seen on a boat in Arundel without her engagement ring. No photos printed and such a bizarre thing to say. They must be hinting at something. Hearing that she’s playing away makes me think the new one was on this boat with her.
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I said this as well! 💯% believe they have a pic on that boat & they’ve been slowly dropping hints about it. It’s almost like they’re running the engagement ring on/off story to SB loses his tit & they can publish that pic as pay back for the slapgate situation. BRING IT OOOOOOOOONNN!!!!😂
 
Stan Butler said:
Can feel another pretend stint in rehab coming and a tell all book on its way something along the lines off,, we started off in love I was totally devoted and trusting of Cole (sink boy) he told me we were spending the rest of our lives together engagement, marriage, babies a happy family life were I could be a mother and not work again. But it all changed and he became controlling and violent and encouraged me to drink and take drugs which led to numerous driving offences(which i'm not proud of) then while at a polo event I met ,,,,, we hadn't seen each other for years but when our eyes met we knew the love we once had was still there, he encouraged me to get help and free myself from Cole (sink boy) i ended it with Cole(sink boy) and entered rehab, I'm now a changed person because of ,,,,, and were in a relationship he's my rock my saviour and "the one" you can guess the rest of the bullshit that follows.🤪
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I am crying (again) as I read this 😭 🤣
 
Mavvers said:
He really is a catch, isn't he? So happy to hear he may be back on the market. Form an orderly queue ladies. Bring your own decking. 😉
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The thought of him putting his KnobGoblin anywhere near my 'bits', knowing he's stuck it in the rotting, fishy smelling vagina of KFP, make's me want to heave. No I don't think I'll need to jump a long queue if I was so incredibly desperate for nooky. He needs a full STD MOT, especailly after the comments about the Green slime coming out of his KG. Not normal. I suspect KFP is riddled & probably warts & sores down below, same as her face.

NotAgain? said:
Maybe a stupid question but I've always wondered, why does he have a picture of the leaning tower of Pisa tattoed on his moob?
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Never really paid much attention, but you're correct. And is that Medusa face next to it? Jeez, I've just had eye's lasered & still can't see !
 
Let's have a little reminder of his Bio for love Island, back in 2016

Age: 27
Lives: Hertfordshire

Job: Car salesman

His hobbies: He owns over 30 cars and trains in the gym five days a week
Why he's got an advantage over the other guys: "None of them look like Channing Tatum. Being a Channing Tatum look-a-like is a bonus to say the least. I get told I look like him a lot."
His recent dating history: Broke up with his fiancée eighteen months ago
How would he sum himself up? "Charming, confident, game, outrageous and irresistible"
Celeb he'd date: "Jodie Marsh is definitely my celeb crush – she goes to the same tattooist as me"

The type of girl he goes for: "I want a girl that’s able to laugh at herself but equally someone that acts like a girl. I don’t want a best mate. A girl that makes the best of herself and is classy. And if she could look like Jodie Marsh that would be amazing"
His bold statement of confidence: "I don’t even understand what the word competition means"

Get in the queue ladies....and probably guys too, you will never need a torch if you go out in the dark with him. You will never need to work again either, as he is now a millionaire and will chauffeur you about all day long in one of his motors with a personalised plate. His sat nav comes pre-programmed to go to Crawley Magistrate's court, nail bars and hair salons. If you move into his Essex pad, if comes complete with live in father-in-law-to-be. His specialities are heating plop-microwave meals and has a nice line of ripped black jeans. He loves early nights and, not going to parties, sounds a right bundle of laughs.
If in a few months time if he pops the question, you will receive a £50k engagement ring, he would of done a deal to only pay 5 grand, he'll buy a wedding license in his 2nd home in LV, but you won't actually get married, you'll just trail round wedding venues to look at what would of been. Who knew a $102 wedding license would cause pure carnage 🤭
Hey ladies, no worries about getting you pregnant, more chance the sink would be, so you're safe on that score.
Remember to hand over all your passwords too.

He does like dogs though!!!!
 
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