Katie Price #192 Trouble in paradise, SB hates KFP’s drama, but Krusties hope they’ll get their karma

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I always thought Horsey people are quite posh. I can not understand why she is selling this rubbish. I would thing most folk would not want to be associated with her. I have had friends who have had horses and it is hard work looking after them. Down the stables twice a day something I can not see her being committed to.
The showing world wouldn't touch her with a barge pole. Can't understand why she is sponsoring as she knows nothing about showing. Unless it is just good pr as its for charity

I think it cost £50 from HSamuels ...


She is hoiking up the shirts to show the awful tattoos


I am horsey ... Been around horses all my life ... I am definitely not posh 🤣🤣 I muck both my boys out myself and their stables cost more than my mortgage ! I don't know a single person who has ever or would ever buy KP Equestrian UNLESS it was dirt cheap on sale
Or for a joke
 
Damn I can't correct my typo on my last pic..I meant keep cool not call lol 🤭😄 x.

Though it gave me a pic idea 😀 x
Anyone want an Mickey Cole Phone...it also comes with Cole aggressively showing the middle finger.

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Would we be able to tell if he looks tired or sad? 😅

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This is a bit off topic but it looks like he got married in a wetherspoons. Maybe KP could take inspiration for her and SB?

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I thought the other guy was really a crap Ozzy Turd Waxwork 😄😄😄😄😘 xx
 
Shes hiding her nails.I have noticed this before.if she hasn’t got the talons on, then she rubs her nose with her fist( see last video talking about OF, noo tattoos, noo hair etc).

Sure it's not her subconscious tricking her brain into thinking there's a line of coke on the back of her hand? We call that an "Ideomotor Reflex" at work, and to be fair she is a massive bleeping idiot!
 
The showing world wouldn't touch her with a barge pole. Can't understand why she is sponsoring as she knows nothing about showing. Unless it is just good pr as its for charity


Or for a joke
think she's going to put a (car boot) stall out,(next to her crappy horse range stuff), she's going to try and raise some money for her next holiday (due in august), it will consist of all her unwashed clothes, knickers, tights, string holiday leggings, 150,000 katie price eye lashes,4 bath bombs, 200 (partialy deflated) assorted balloons (used for her only fans , birthday , sophie's wedding),2 pensioners cardigans, her old extentions and shes raffling her old implants, but only after she has totted up the " guess the implant weight" raffle!
 
Bucks county spectacular show 4th September. Their Instagram has gone private now?!!
TBF the event should be postponed due to the heat ... A lot of equestrian vents have been & are next week ... It's not safe for the horses, many owners don't realise that they cannot regulate their body temps like we can and that spraying them down with cold water in this heat can make them overheat more as the water heats up in their skin under the sun ... I have seen people hacking out in the afternoon this weekend thinking it's ok, my friend is a very experienced trainer and took a new healthy horse out for a 1 hour hack at 10am, just a walk, it was fine throughout no signs of distress, collapsed with heat stroke on return to the yard ....horse is fine now but it was very upsetting x
 
I always thought Horsey people are quite posh. I can not understand why she is selling this rubbish. I would thing most folk would not want to be associated with her. I have had friends who have had horses and it is hard work looking after them. Down the stables twice a day something I can not see her being committed to.
Any real horse person knows you don't ride the way she does. Her horses are over bitted and don't work from behind. Of course that instructor she had soon disappeared. Like most of the hangers on.
 
think she's going to put a (car boot) stall out,(next to her crappy horse range stuff), she's going to try and raise some money for her next holiday (due in august), it will consist of all her unwashed clothes, knickers, tights, string holiday leggings, 150,000 katie price eye lashes,4 bath bombs, 200 (partialy deflated) assorted balloons (used for her only fans , birthday , sophie's wedding),2 pensioners cardigans, her old extentions and shes raffling her old implants, but only after she has totted up the " guess the implant weight" raffle!

"Sorry Miss Price, but with the combined odour of those old pants, extensions and bath bombs, we couldn't risk the assumption that it wasn't a genuine chemical device..."
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The showing world wouldn't touch her with a barge pole. Can't understand why she is sponsoring as she knows nothing about showing. Unless it is just good pr as its for charity


Or for a joke
She might well have ridden all her life, but from what I’ve seen it appears that her knowledge of them and horsemanship in general would probably fit on a second class stamp.

Any real horse person knows you don't ride the way she does. Her horses are over bitted and don't work from behind. Of course that instructor she had soon disappeared. Like most of the hangers on.
The only person I’ve ever known who needs a double bridle to ride up the lane and back.
 
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Any real horse person knows you don't ride the way she does. Her horses are over bitted and don't work from behind. Of course that instructor she had soon disappeared. Like most of the hangers on.
She might well have ridden all her life, but from what I’ve seen it appears that her knowledge of them and horsemanship in general would probably fit on a second class stamp.
that's her problem, she thinks she's a horse expert, but she keeps confusing riding horses and riding men !
 
TBF the event should be postponed due to the heat ... A lot of equestrian vents have been & are next week ... It's not safe for the horses, many owners don't realise that they cannot regulate their body temps like we can and that spraying them down with cold water in this heat can make them overheat more as the water heats up in their skin under the sun ... I have seen people hacking out in the afternoon this weekend thinking it's ok, my friend is a very experienced trainer and took a new healthy horse out for a 1 hour hack at 10am, just a walk, it was fine throughout no signs of distress, collapsed with heat stroke on return to the yard ....horse is fine now but it was very upsetting x
Mine are all out with lunch then dinner and wet hay, we wouldn’t dream of riding them. These people are insane in this heat.
 
How can she sponsor a category, mind you she'll probably award them with engraved barf bombs
i just looked and anyone can sponser they have different levels bronze through to vip for the bronze you get 2 passes,your name or company mentioned and access to the hospitality tent she as prob gone for that(would think prob couple hundred pound at most)but will try and make out she is a major sponser
 
What's a double bridle and why is it a bad thing? I'm clueless with anything horse related.
Because for the majority of people and horses they are simply not necessary unless a showing class or dressage test requests one. 2 bits a 4 reins they are for intermediate riders upwards certainly not happy hackers like us or in the case of KP somebody who just wants to “Look the part.”
 
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