Katie Price #192 Trouble in paradise, SB hates KFP’s drama, but Krusties hope they’ll get their karma

[Helena-botham-farter]

I think there's quite a few of us now who are worried for Ozzy! We could take shifts on Ozzy Watch and report back that he's still alive/ doing hair/ driving about. Monitor his weight and if he looks tired or sad

Would we be able to tell if he looks tired or sad?

This is a bit off topic but it looks like he got married in a wetherspoons. Maybe KP could take inspiration for her and SB?

 

[Ekathrina]

I’m so confused. They look like they are timesharing the same face!

 

[flowerpotno7]

She’s got nothing else left to sell now apart from the break up nonsense. If Wanky had any sense he would escape now while his got the chance, no cash to be made with the thing now, so just leg it, and sell a few stories about her.

think hes realised now , he can't until she's locked up or dead !

Would we be able to tell if he looks tired or sad?

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This is a bit off topic but it looks like he got married in a wetherspoons. Maybe KP could take inspiration for her and SB?

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are they going for the guinness book of records, on how many teeth you can get in one mouth ?

 

[Numpty28]

How can she sponsor a category, mind you she'll probably award them with engraved barf bombs

Or her new range of equine scents to spray on your horse and give it a nasty rash.
My little peony
Musk - for the stallion in your life
Gelded - smells like Carl

 

[Ekathrina]

I do have prosopagnosia (face blindness) so I have a lot of trouble with facial processing and recognising people. Now everyone seems to be having things done to look the same it’s getting really frustrating and disturbing and a bit ‘uncanny valley’.

 

[flowerpotno7]

“

Glamour: [glam-er]. noun.
the attractive or exciting quality that makes certain people or things seem appealing or special;

• beauty or charm
• archaic– enchantment; magic
• 
  In mythology the Fay, or fairies were a group of creatures who could bewitch moral man. They could change their appearance so that only the person looking at them could see this beautiful facade. Looks can be deceiving. Carl and now Tudo are charmed by her. She blags what she wants, seems to be living an almost nomadic lifestyle between the UK Thailand and Chaos. I’m an old hag, truly I look awful I have aged badly, even if I won the Lotto I wouldn’t allow a person to take a knife to my face. It’s too late. I’ve been lucky had kids, still married thirty years on, I got some debt, but hasn’t everyone? I wouldn’t want to live five minutes of Prices life, this contrived mess of lies and smoke and mirrors. This is what mental illness looks like. She is lost. If she was cut off my the media and socks al media and tried to attempt a real effort in a 90 day rehab, perhaps her remaining years could be well served being in her childrens lives. She is not a national treasure, she is a cautionary tale.

shes also too fat and old to be a fairy !

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion but I feel bad for Ozzy I know, I know! He just seems like a nice guy to me and I think he is going to be used and abused. In fact I KNOW he is going to get used. He most probably doesn't know Skank like we do and initially just thought he was being kind offering the extensions and hoping he may get some publicity and extra business from it. Little did he know that the freebie wasn't just a one off in Skanks mind and now she expects it every time. I bet she has fed him so many lies and sob stories that he probably feels sorry for her. I mean that's what she does! If I'm wrong or being too soft then someone please give me a slap

i agree with you,poor bastard wont know what hit him x

 

[BiffasBeemer]

Sending love the @PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy everything crossed all is ok now xxx

 

[flowerpotno7]

She’s had some terrible lips done ,….

nice big boogie up her nose that she didnt filter out

 

[Blessmyheart]

think hes realised now , he can't until she's locked up or dead !


are they going for the guinness book of records, on how many teeth you can get in one mouth ?

A millionty.

 

[flowerpotno7]

She was promoting that nasty cheap “equestrian” range on Instagram yesterday so it appears her social media “break” is over.


Has she really covered herself head to toe complete with a hat and left him like that??? Really??

this photo screams nothing wrong with the feet and hairs a bloody mess, i didn't bother looking at the clothes after seeing her stained leggings.....dirty cow !

 

[Nixxs]

How can she sponsor a category, mind you she'll probably award them with engraved barf bombs

And bright pink clothing that will go in bin or vouchers for plaster class

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion but I feel bad for Ozzy I know, I know! He just seems like a nice guy to me and I think he is going to be used and abused. In fact I KNOW he is going to get used. He most probably doesn't know Skank like we do and initially just thought he was being kind offering the extensions and hoping he may get some publicity and extra business from it. Little did he know that the freebie wasn't just a one off in Skanks mind and now she expects it every time. I bet she has fed him so many lies and sob stories that he probably feels sorry for her. I mean that's what she does! If I'm wrong or being too soft then someone please give me a slap

I do feel a bit sorry for him too, he may be a nice person and if he is then I don't care what he looks like, where he gets married, what he wears. That's all down to him but please, for the love of Jeebus will people do some research before endorsing the Price thing! That Bucks horse organiser show has hitched herself to a serial animal abuser and Ozzy has her all over his pages when she said those abusive things to Michelle and has a long history of other abuse and owing millions. What are they thinking? If they do at all?

 

[flowerpotno7]

WTF is that a recent photo she looks ridiculous as usual and where the duck is "the one" SKA SB

i think the "ONE has "DONE ONE" !

 

[DC16]

 

[In_Deep]

Bloody hell, it's taken me a long time to get caught up... This forum moves faster than Kerry Katona chasing a line of snort!

Anyway, anyone else remember Bo'Selecta circa 2002..?
I gotta admit, Leigh Francis absolutely bleeping nailed what Krusty's face would look like twenty years down the road
The likeness is uncanny when compared to her "contemporary visage"...

 

[flowerpotno7]

Would we be able to tell if he looks tired or sad?

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This is a bit off topic but it looks like he got married in a wetherspoons. Maybe KP could take inspiration for her and SB?

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stick some dye on his hair and he would be a double for PA, please, what ever there arrangement is, don't let them redo " a whole new world", i just couldn't stand it and its cruel !

 

[In_Deep]

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Why she scratching at her minge...?

 

[flowerpotno7]

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she looks drugged up and old there !

 

[Here again.]

As a horse owner for 30 years I can categorically say I wouldn't be seed dead in these jods. Tacky, cheaply made, horrendous design and overpriced Chinese tit.
Don't think Pikeur, LeMieux or Ariat need to worry about losing orders

I always thought Horsey people are quite posh. I can not understand why she is selling this rubbish. I would thing most folk would not want to be associated with her. I have had friends who have had horses and it is hard work looking after them. Down the stables twice a day something I can not see her being committed to.

 

[tracey3871]

I think she has still got it on .

I think it cost £50 from HSamuels ...

she looks drugged up and old there !

She is hoiking up the shirts to show the awful tattoos

I always thought Horsey people are quite posh. I can not understand why she is selling this rubbish. I would thing most folk would not want to be associated with her. I have had friends who have had horses and it is hard work looking after them. Down the stables twice a day something I can not see her being committed to.

I am horsey ... Been around horses all my life ... I am definitely not posh I muck both my boys out myself and their stables cost more than my mortgage ! I don't know a single person who has ever or would ever buy KP Equestrian UNLESS it was dirt cheap on sale