I feel your pain, I live in Brighton, she’s in my town all the time, stinking up the place constantly, scaring the tourists and our children with her horror show of a face. We are known for being a tolerant place, pretty much be what you wanna be here, but we don’t like her Skankiness stomping around on our turf.
My thoughts and prayers are with Spain this weekend, the latest destination to fall foul of the abomination and her sidekick. Though on the plus side, I can gad about town with my daughter this holiday weekend, in the confident knowledge that we won’t accidentally bump into the gruesome pair. Spain’s loss is the UK’s gain this Easter