Katie Price #154 Carl is finally free from the trollop, but for £3.50 you can see a bollock

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There is now a vacancy for a new The One, a prospective 'father' to another victim and step-father to the other five.

He will of course be The One 'I's wayted forr ferrevva................................. , der best luvver wiv der biggest dik I's evaa 'ad, 'e treets mey loike a qween an' e's a milyunayre anawl" The same old script as for all the rest of 'em that have gone beforehand :ROFLMAO:
Another lamb to the slaughter lol 🐑
 
All caught up reading, phew 🥴 real life, various health issues, school holidays, home educating, ASD kids & ACTUAL parenting is hectic 😫 I need a PA (personal assistant, not Peter Andre 🤣).

How the hell would that woman cope if she had to deal with a tiny smidgen of what we do on a daily basis??
She really is boring isn't she? How does she actually appeal to anyone in any way at all? Whichever way I look at her, she's null & void.

I think she & Crawl are keeping quiet until a few of their court cases are out the way & then I think they'll unleash on each other.

She's probably keeping herself occupied looking for her missing nipples & the next 'the one'.

WARNING: ALL MALES UNDER THE AGE OF 35 BEWARE. DO NOT LET YOURSELVES BECOME THE NEXT VICTIM OF KATRINA AMY ALEXANDRA ALEXIS ARTHUR ALBERT INFIELD. AKA KATIE PRICE. AKA JORDAN. DO NOT GO OUT ALONE. KEEP IN A GROUP. SAFETY IN NUMBERS. STAY AWAY FROM SHEESH & OTHER WELL KNOWN ZELEBRITY HANGOUTS. STAY SAFE OUT THERE 👍
 
Surely her 'glam squad' looks more like this...
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Load of old bullshit isn’t it?
just because she had a photo took next to a car does not mean she can afford one or is getting one(and what comes out of her mouth you can not believe) i got my photo took next to buckingham palace but it does not mean i am moving in next week(took a photo in windsor castle as well just incase the buckingham palace move fell through)
 
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