Katie Price #154 Carl is finally free from the trollop, but for £3.50 you can see a bollock

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Or her armpit!


My son is a doctor and has 3 tattoos, but they are at least on his back so not visible. I'm not wild that he has them but at least they aren't visible to most people. And they are quite tasteful. He was born in Canada so he has 3 Haida symbols on top of each other that he plans to have made into a totem pole at some point.
Likewise, my son is a barrister. None of his tattoos are visible in his work attire. He had a new one done at the weekend after waiting for 2 years to get the artist that he wanted (most of the waiting was due to Covid closures). I am not a fan personally but each to their own. All of his has a meaning and one of them is a tribute to his dad who passed away over 12 years ago.
 
And she wants to have babies with Carl...?
Or whoever.... 🤣😂🤣
There is now a vacancy for a new The One, a prospective 'father' to another victim and step-father to the other five.

He will of course be The One 'I's wayted forr ferrevva................................. , der best luvver wiv der biggest dik I's evaa 'ad, 'e treets mey loike a qween an' e's a milyunayre anawl" The same old script as for all the rest of 'em that have gone beforehand :ROFLMAO:
 
Shame we can't go off topic because I'd love to know more. You say it was agony and nobody other than you and your man has ever seen it. And it must have cost you money. So where's the pleasure or benefit. If I thought my life would be better if I had a tattoo on my body I'd be straight down the tattoo parlour in the morning but I don't get it. I look at the people who've got them like Skanky and Cole and I see the sleazy looking tattoo shops and I've never understood it. It just seems a rather primitive way of marking yourself as a member of a tribe I don't want to join.:confused:

I think having a tattoo of your partner's face put on your arm is a real sign of stupidity. Skanky and Carwash must have the combined IQ of a gnat. I'm glad they had them done though because it gives us more excitement to look forward to in terms of how they get them covered up and what they get them replaced with as they further damage and deface their skin.
The pleasure and benefit was it meant something very personal to us. It was also to mark 10 yrs together , I didn't realise it was gonna be agony till i started it haha. Still glad I did it, but no wouldnt get another
 
They still follow each other on Instagram so I feel it’s all a bit suss 🧐
They're still monitoring each other - they're not quite ready to let go to release the shite they hold on each other.

Cole naturally won't want to be antagonising it unduly with Slapgate due back in Court so he's got to hold fire until he knows the depths of what she dropped him into it with her money-making ruse with the painted-on broose, yet if he doesn't get a favourable response on that I expect him to go for the jugular on it :)
 
They're still monitoring each other - they're not quite ready to let go to release the shite they hold on each other.

Cole naturally won't want to be antagonising it unduly with Slapgate due back in Court so he's got to hold fire until he knows the depths of what she dropped him into it with her money-making ruse with the painted-on broose, yet if he doesn't get a favourable response on that I expect him to go for the jugular on it :)
That’s a fair point! I will wait with baited breath for the shower of tit to erupt!
 
Wonder if Fern and Joel are off to ‘glam’ her 🤔🤣🤣🤣
 

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I think Bunny looks like Katie when she was little here. I honestly don't think Princess looks anything like Katie, but she always makes out as though she does.
So lovely to see J&B looking so happy, safe, settled and just kids being kids.
I don't always agree with Kieran sharing photos of them all of the time, but the stability and environment they create for them is way beyond Katie could even dream of. Well done M&K
 
Wonder if Fern and Joel are off to ‘glam’ her 🤔🤣🤣🤣
It's been a long time since I took mine but has the driving test and subsequent rules changed?
Pulling faces like a baboons arse whilst posing into a phone is now a requirement the same as not wearing seat belts and dui?
Obviously Mr Plod is just too busy as despite everyone in the celeb world doing it none get banned or fines large enough to curtail their stupidity.
There's an age group that surrounds these 'stars' that seems to indicate a lack of education, an almost unbelievable entitlement to do as one likes.
How does anyone of these panderers to Skanky actually make a living? They appear to drive about pulling stupid faces posing for an audience of like minded simpletons, to do 'work' for which I'm assuming they don't get paid.
I can't even see what work they actually are doing, an hairdresser for wigs and extensions together with a make up artist working with plaster and filters, the results of both baring no resemblance to reality.
Do they exist in some parallel universe to the rest of us or is it that in their tiny distorted minds that they are some kind of superhero's?
 
I think Bunny looks like Katie when she was little here. I honestly don't think Princess looks anything like Katie, but she always makes out as though she does.
So lovely to see J&B looking so happy, safe, settled and just kids being kids.
I don't always agree with Kieran sharing photos of them all of the time, but the stability and environment they create for them is way beyond Katie could even dream of. Well done M&K
P has Pete's dimples and nose. Skanky must hate it when people say P looks like her Dad 😄
 
Exactly, there are fabulous vintage coloured works of art tattoos and there is the horrible black scribble that looks disfiguring and tbh could have been easily achieved with a washable black felt tip!🤣🤣!
I think she's trying to keep up with her mate Katona. KK's tattoo's are disgusting, especially the massive back one. KP looks dirty (well, they both do & are!).
 
It's been a long time since I took mine but has the driving test and subsequent rules changed?
Pulling faces like a baboons arse whilst posing into a phone is now a requirement the same as not wearing seat belts and dui?
Obviously Mr Plod is just too busy as despite everyone in the celeb world doing it none get banned or fines large enough to curtail their stupidity.
There's an age group that surrounds these 'stars' that seems to indicate a lack of education, an almost unbelievable entitlement to do as one likes.
How does anyone of these panderers to Skanky actually make a living? They appear to drive about pulling stupid faces posing for an audience of like minded simpletons, to do 'work' for which I'm assuming they don't get paid.
I can't even see what work they actually are doing, an hairdresser for wigs and extensions together with a make up artist working with plaster and filters, the results of both baring no resemblance to reality.
Do they exist in some parallel universe to the rest of us or is it that in their tiny distorted minds that they are some kind of superhero's?
Surely it's an offence for a driver to turn round and pose for a photo
 
They're still monitoring each other - they're not quite ready to let go to release the shite they hold on each other.

Cole naturally won't want to be antagonising it unduly with Slapgate due back in Court so he's got to hold fire until he knows the depths of what she dropped him into it with her money-making ruse with the painted-on broose, yet if he doesn't get a favourable response on that I expect him to go for the jugular on it :)
It will be very interesting to see what transpires from Crawls case. I hope we're not disappointed & loads of info come's out about what actually really happened. Either way, he will have to find the cash to pay the solicitors representing his legal 'case'. (needs to start showing his bum hole on OF's to pay the legal bills). AND, forever be tainted with suspected violence & association with KP. Not exactly the sort of fame he was really looking for, me thinks! I'm still not convinced they've split. Pretty sure it's a calculated 'deflection' advised by the lawyer, that they stay apart. And saying they split, just gives more paid publicity & a set up ready for the appearance of the big reunion, 'can't bear to be apart' fiasco stories in OK!
 
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