Katie Price #153 C'mon Coal spill some tea you don't want KP to make a bigger fool of thee

[Brah Day Izit?]

Ah this must be why theres a sudden flurry of West Country interest in the old bag!

Come on! Who in their right mind is going to waste a vote on this specimen when its a drunken, druggy, child-neglecting, scrounging, scamming User? Hitler would get more votes than skanky surely????
Its gotta be an April Fools joke

"Election official Justine Kidding" I wonder how she feels about being the subject for an April Fools joke. She probably sees it as more good press. I would be mortified!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Being A joke is nothing new for skanky though.

Its probably given her an idea for her next re-invention - All Hail Leader of the House of Commons, skanky price

 

[Tamar]

Being A joke is nothing new for skanky though.

Its probably given her an idea for her next re-invention - All Hail Leader of the House of Commons, skanky price

I was thinking the next prime minister

 

[Squirrelina]

I dont munch carpet but I am menopausal and a nutter

I am both and also partial to a little Axminster snack

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I was thinking the next prime minister

Yeah haha! I can't see her in a twinset & pearls though therefore official workwear for MP duty would have to be changed to chavvy trackies with sparkly bits stuck all over the shoulders, a Loooiee Veeetun bum-bag and some snide trainers

 

[Squirrelina]

If she was headhunted by OF, then more fool them. She doesn’t have the drive/work ethic to make this work as she needs to post the content the subscribers are after.
I’d love to see the stats for her subscriptions. I reckon after the first month it dropped by at least 75% as people just wanted to see what it was all about!

Morbid curiosity

 

[mrbusiness]

When are the terms of her suspended sentence up? If she keeps putting off court for the restraint order will she get around triggering a custodial sentence?
Also she’s a weapons grade bleep

 

[Mikesqueen]

Headhunted ???

HeAdhunted FROM WHERE ?

Apparently OF will pay zlebs to join so that their #cough# followers will then pay subscriptions. We all know KP would never let a money grabbing opportunity go by.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

When are the terms of her suspended sentence up? If she keeps putting off court for the restraint order will she get around triggering a custodial sentence?
Also she’s a weapons grade bleep

Think it's December

 

[Mikesqueen]

Krustie's, I think I've worked out who Skanky's new egg will be.......drum roll please It's non other than lucky Lee Purkiss WOO HOO
Ee's got iz own munny, ee's not a ded faymus slebrity, ee's not intrestid in faym, Harv luvs him & calls him dad. Ee's got the bigist cock wot eyeve eva 'ad innit. Ee rekonz eym ded seksi. We r avin a baybee & getin mareed. The wedin wil be the best eva.

Remember, you read it here first folks

Interviewer: So, Katie. Where did you and Lee meet?
KP (shouting): We only met at Court and we both got sentenced on the same day! Romantic, isn’t it? Never happened to me before! I know Lee will be loyal as he’s banged up, isn’t he? Woo hoo!

 

[Leolion09]

I reported that man on twitter for the things he said about Princess among other things and surprise surprise they don't think there is anything wrong with it

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I think you’re right- there probably is plenty in his meal plan that allows for the sugary/fatty treats we all love. But at college, these will be restricted, it will be reinforced that it’s a ‘treat’, Harvey will learn that even if we want the big burger, we must make a healthier choice.
But the problem I see (and I’m sure others do to), is that his life is at stake because of the weight.
In a vacuum, it looks fine. Great, even. He’s enjoying his meal with his mum and granny.
But in reality, his weight will kill him. It already has a huge impact on his organs, let alone his mobility and his joints and bones. His dietary needs should be number one- daily, consistent, healthy choices and habits will be being taught to him at college. Knowing healthy choices and fruit and veg and grains, rather than choosing the less healthy option.
With KP we know her and family just wanted a walk/photo op/cup of tea- not a family day that includes a severely disabled adult whose needs are out number one.
Did she pack a Harvey Dietery Plan picnic for everyone to enjoy? No
KP doesn’t even have a kitchen, let alone it in her to aid and direct and teach her son.
I’m sure it’s been covered but only KP has ever said he has Prader Willis, no medical professional has. It’s likely his size is because his behavioural and learning disabilities meant she had to keep him quiet somehow- junk food.
xxx

I'm not being an arse here, but when you have diabetes there are no treats. It's terrible to see the tit he eats, the size he is. Poor H won't make 30.

 

[Vickster2110]

I am both and also partial to a little Axminster snack

Hahahhahhahha the best comment I've ever read!!

 

[itslifebutnotasweknowit]

her policies include free boob jobs for all, a discount on her only fans and a pair of stained leggings and a gram of marching powder for all who vote for her...oh the abolition of drink driving laws.

And free only fans for a month.

 

[WillowTree21]

I think you’re right- there probably is plenty in his meal plan that allows for the sugary/fatty treats we all love. But at college, these will be restricted, it will be reinforced that it’s a ‘treat’, Harvey will learn that even if we want the big burger, we must make a healthier choice.
But the problem I see (and I’m sure others do to), is that his life is at stake because of the weight.
In a vacuum, it looks fine. Great, even. He’s enjoying his meal with his mum and granny.
But in reality, his weight will kill him. It already has a huge impact on his organs, let alone his mobility and his joints and bones. His dietary needs should be number one- daily, consistent, healthy choices and habits will be being taught to him at college. Knowing healthy choices and fruit and veg and grains, rather than choosing the less healthy option.
With KP we know her and family just wanted a walk/photo op/cup of tea- not a family day that includes a severely disabled adult whose needs are out number one.
Did she pack a Harvey Dietery Plan picnic for everyone to enjoy? No
KP doesn’t even have a kitchen, let alone it in her to aid and direct and teach her son.
I’m sure it’s been covered but only KP has ever said he has Prader Willis, no medical professional has. It’s likely his size is because his behavioural and learning disabilities meant she had to keep him quiet somehow- junk food.
xxx

She's always shut him up with food. Cake, chicken nuggets, pizza., crisps. Never a healthy meal. He would throw food at anyone who tried to give him a healthy meal he didn't like. He is morbidly overweight & hospital have said over the years, there is excessive strain on his heart. But she still feeds him junk. His only hope is his college, giving him a healthy diet. You would think the professional doctors, over the years would have said something about his diet. She probably lied to them and said he did eat healthily. She's never been around much to care anyway. Left Harvey with housekeepers, grooms, friends, family. Nobody to stick to a good diet regime.

 

[Winepig]

Apparently OF will pay zlebs to join so that their #cough# followers will then pay subscriptions. We all know KP would never let a money grabbing opportunity go by.

Oh dear
Agreed she will do anything for money .

Except go to work , of course . Still not been “ Headhunted” though
Unless the original definition is deemed more appropriate , though I’d say she’s more of a bollock collector - attempting to demasculate every ex partner for years

 

[itslifebutnotasweknowit]

I was thinking the next prime minister

She probably couldn’t do much worse than the one we have now.

 

[RedFlag69]

At the end of the last thread, there was chit chat about the ridiculous extreme filters Skanky and Fern, (and to be honest many other so called celebs) are using these days, and how pointless it is when you actually look nothing like your photo anymore.

Decided to put one of my fav celebs, Halle Berry through the same extreme filtering Skanky is using, to demonstrate how pathetic it all is. I know we know how ridiculous this process is, but thought it be interesting to use someone who’s naturally beautiful, 12 years older than Skanky, and doesn’t have the need to filter her image, as the likes of Skanky do and see the results.

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Before and after. Halle hardly looks like Halle anymore, just some young girl. Be so dumb if Halle did this, but she doesn’t, cos Halle has no need need to alter her appearance through filters (check out her IG, complete absence of filters) as she hasn’t f*cked up her face with cheap plastic surgery, bad diet, and substance abuse, Halle has aged wonderfully, cos basically she ain’t no f*ckwit.

Imagine what Skanky gonna look like in 12 years, if she makes it that far, doesn’t bear thinking about. We saw the real Skanky in Thailand, looking a mile away from her filtered image. Why do they use these filters, if your looks have gone, then call it a day using your looks, move on, who are they kidding. Just don’t get how they believe people think they look like this, they fooling no one (well Skanky’s diehard fans still believe, but they are all mad ) It’s quite sad really, it’s like there’s a mass delusion going on. It just ain’t healthy to pretend to be someone you’re not, when the real you is actually out there, ends up being really comical.

Anyway dream on Skanky, your filters ain’t gonna make you look young and gorgeous, you just look a figure of ridicule, give it up girl, but sadly as you haven’t aged like Halle, I guess extreme filtering is here to stay.

Halle thru a filter looks a bit like Chery Tweedy/Cole/French name

Also I'm sure she is/was a tobacco user then while pregnant and today while skanky

was'nt she drinking, falling out of cabs drunk, smoking crack etc. During pregnancy with Harveeee

 

[Lollypops]

Latest video, high as a kite. Wonder if she has H for the half term (I know he can stay at college) and will take him to court with her to prove he can't be without her

 

[Hammerstone]

The day KP goes to prison, it will be a great day. For too long she's stuck two fingers up at society, and each time has played the poor Harvey card to try and normalise her behaviour in some way or to gain sympathy.

Hopefully shes remanded, and gets a kicking or two. Perhaps then she might have more of a focus on life.