Katie Price #152 Kris or Carl? Carl or Kris? Pull into that lay-by driver, she needs a piss

[Baggins]

Snatched in waist? She’s the shape of a shed!!

Wasted snatch more like

 

[Foxtotty]

Snatched in waist? She’s the shape of a shed!!

The company have probably jumped on the bandwagon thinking she's going to have the ribs removed so that young women buy the product. I'd need an industrial sized corset to make my waist slim again!

 

[lovesthegossipmx]

thought them god awful waffle leggings were her favourite

 

[WillowTree21]

All the stress caused by her daughter isn't helping her health

I was told by a reliable source, she uses oxygen more when KP around as it stresses her out. She looks very unwell. The long straggly hair doesn’t help, needs a good, shorter cut.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Wasted snatch more like

More like this shape...

 

[Ecosse]

See, I don't look at black and gold and "Get Naked" signs and think "Romance." I think "porn film."

 

[DC16]

 

[WillowTree21]

If the bruising was a remnant from her facelift, then Carl could be in the clear for having caused it and was furious that she exaggerated the marks with makeup and implicated him.
Not saying there wasn't SOME sort of altercation between the two of them and he may still have been violent - just not specifically responsible for that particular bruise.

Still can’t forget the posting that Crawl allegedly threaten Bunny & Jett. Unacceptable. If that’s the case he really is a very nasty POS.

 

[Madcatbimbo]

Remind you of anyone....?

 

[XxMrskxx]

Where is Carl woods ???
Is wee Jesus keeping him hidden until Easter when he will rise again ??

 

[WillowTree21]

Brilliant!

Strangely on Devon Live report………https://www.devonlive.com/news/celebs-tv/katie-price-fans-blast-publicity-6875289. They say it’s a fake split between her & Crawl!

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

I'm Shocked she can Actually Boil Water for spaghetti and to be Fair she's Taken the dogs with her, Still a Skank though

Thought dogs weren't allowed

Is the UpTheir branding supposed to be a finger up to the trolls? Like "stick their hate up their a__e" or summat like that

I was thinking more to the people she owes money to

 

[Smoke&Mirrors]

Where is Carl woods ???
Is wee Jesus keeping him hidden until Easter when he will rise again ??

Perhaps he'll do an Easter special on OF. If he was chocolate, he would definitely eat himself!

 

[Tamar]

Strangely on Devon Live report………https://www.devonlive.com/news/celebs-tv/katie-price-fans-blast-publicity-6875289. They say it’s a fake split between her & Crawl!

We have this one as well.

Katie Price 'could lose mucky mansion' despite swerving tax bill

Katie - who at one point was worth over £45million - currently owes an eye-watering £3.2 million to her creditors, after being declared bankrupt in December 2019.

www.plymouthherald.co.uk

 

[Madcatbimbo]

Thought dogs weren't allowed


I was thinking more to the people she owes money to

In answer to your first question.... Yeah.... but they couldn't refuse Katie Price, could they....?!!

 

[SmillieKylie]

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It’s that young lady again, the one Skanky & Fern are using to promote their plaster classes, might pop over to Fern’s IG and ask her who this fresh faced youngster is, outrageous they never tag her.

 

[DC16]

 

[Pom Bear]

Edna is busy trying to scam herself a wedding dress.
PS Pom - a job for you! I see her in an Elizabethan gown with the huge lace ruff so perhaps you could do her as Elizabeth I wearing the Edna spex

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Here you are...just made Love Pom xx.

 

[Bobby Orange]

He didnt seem to have any problem wearing a seatbelt in the taxi to school, and doesnt look distressed. plus you can buy seatbelt expanders for larger people.

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Ah then I stand corrected. If he can wear one then he should every single time.

 

[karma4klattie]

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She must be very ashamed of her face as she filters it to buggery.