Katie Price #152 Kris or Carl? Carl or Kris? Pull into that lay-by driver, she needs a piss

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Tamar said:
He didnt seem to have any problem wearing a seatbelt in the taxi to school, and doesnt look distressed. plus you can buy seatbelt expanders for larger people.

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I'm sure KP will use some excuse about 'he's too big' or 'he doesn't like it' when clearly both are lies and she just can't be bothered to keep her precious son safe.
 
The tank is out again…

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DixieDoo said:
I disagree....she is a dirty skank who breaks the rules wherever she goes...e.g. scrounges a freebie room from a smart hotel like the Lime Wood, then uses it to film obscene content for money (and possible illegal substance abuse).
It's not on 😡. I might want to stay there, and wouldn't want that going on next to me 😡.
These hotels etc. absolutely have to be told.
They are just enabling her even more. Though why anyone would want to publicise that they have clientele like her is beyond me. She is just conning them with her bought number of followers. And they are committing commercial suicide by letting her stay.
I see it as a public duty to warn them!
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No idea if this is serious or a joke.
What on earth do you think happens in hotel rooms?
From the scabbiest to the most expensive?
Monopoly and monocle polishing.
Rock stars reading The Ladybird Book of Carpentry.
Newly weds learning the chords to Michael Row Your Boat Ashore on a mandolin.
All photos will be vetted by reception before leaving the premises.
Please don't do coke in the bathroom or anal bleaching in the wardrobe.

(nope crowy, step away from the thread.
Slowly step away. There might be fornication afoot. And monocle manipulation.)
 
mrspig99 said:
Does she actually ride anymore though? I don't remember the last time she mentioned riding. Apart from when she wants out of a court case that is!
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Oh she was out riding not that long ago when she was spotted with that tiny little dog stuffed into her riding jacket :(

It has more important things to do now ie. she's gotta find another blind, deaf idiot to contort into the next version of The One. :)
 
geordiegirl said:
The tank is out again…

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Is it just me? I cannot see one single teenager demanding Mum buy them this ghastly clothing as opposed to Adidas/Reebok/Niké.

This stuff would be automatically consigned to the pile of junk under-the-bed never to be seen again until Mum beats it to death with a broom handle then bags it up for the charity shop. If I bought that for my grandson there would be a riot!!! :ROFLMAO:

Good to see the Diversion Tactics are gearing-up in readiness for the onslaught :)
 
geordiegirl said:
Wow he gets a mention again!! Wonder why..? 🤔

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I thought Blade was a German Shepherd! Oh well - at least Cruella de Skank hasn't disposed of him yet.
Might I add that the old bag hardly ever sees Blade so perhaps when she comes staggerring in pissed/almost comatose Blade will sink his teef into her plastic arse because he does not recognise her :) Mind you, she does have another new face every third Wednesday anyway so what hope does Blade have??

Stapleyourtongue said:
He didn't Slap night 🤣
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Blade was probably shut in the shed by the time wanky got all handy; An amazing Protection Dog that she keeps shut in a shed
 
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Crowbag said:
No idea if this is serious or a joke.
What on earth do you think happens in hotel rooms?
From the scabbiest to the most expensive?
Monopoly and monocle polishing.
Rock stars reading The Ladybird Book of Carpentry.
Newly weds learning the chords to Michael Row Your Boat Ashore on a mandolin.
All photos will be vetted by reception before leaving the premises.
Please don't do coke in the bathroom or anal bleaching in the wardrobe.

(nope crowy, step away from the thread.
Slowly step away. There might be fornication afoot. And monocle manipulation.)
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This has left me absolutely buckled 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
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