Katie Hayes #87 Putting the Beef in Ibeefa.

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This is who she reminds me of
 

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Cindy-Lou Who said:
I might start a thread on him. A support group for girls who have had Dean Gaffney rub his penis on their leg. There are 3 stories in this thread, there must be hundreds of us out there 🤢
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051 - he was doing a guest appearance with Katie Price and Gary Lucy about 18 years ago. He pulled a bunch of my mates and me into the vip area and got us all a drink then got arsey that two of them weren’t up for a threesome with him and kicked us all out 😂. He was in a relationship with the mother of his twins at the time.
 
Ohgoodgrief said:
Lads I have had a horrible day today - my anxiety has been through the roof - not made up Instagram anxiety either, where I could make my bed and listen to a podcast and feel better, but proper where I can’t leave the house and cancelled a lunch with family bad. I’ve been shaky and sick feeling all day as I’m so anxiety ridden with lots going on this week BUT I tell you something, I would take this being stuck at home feeling crap and knowing I’ve got proper help and it’s real, than being stuck at Ocean Beach for the day. That looks like hell
On earth to me!
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you’ve got this troll x
 
OkTinkerbell said:
Ocean Beach looks grubby. Unless everyone’s using the same filter that makes everything look old and a bit dirty. And in Wayne’s stories showing behind the DJ booth, it’s all rusty and manky.

I don’t know how much a bed there costs but I’d rather go to the best restaurant on the island for a long lunch with a few bottles of Laurent Perrier Rose than spend the day there.
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You are MY kind of troll! Agree with you 100%
 
Quarrantinemadness said:
Nah she’s not prego, if I’m in public and have endo belly coupled with needing a tit I will put my hand on my stomach because it’s easier to just let people think ah she must be pregnant, not ah she needs a tit and her insides are being ripped to shreds.

Hollie bleeping grow a pair this will hopefully for you be the only hen do you ever have in your life, do not let that bleeping unit ZSM make it all about her. Knock her the duck out or kick her off the boat. The fact that she put maid of honour and the bride says it all. She has no respect for you, cousin or not. Shes a dick.
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Ive got endo too. ❤️
 
Eleanor Abernathy said:
Well done to @TheGhostofShirleyBallas for the excellent thread title. Got a feeling this one is going to move fast..

Woah, we’re going to Ibiza..
Before we go though, we need to make a tit out of our baby’s dad by making out as though he can’t manage for three days on his own and labelling literally everything. But, what’s this? Has Miss KH Makeup dropped a bollock and revealed an extreme similarity between the writing on the labels and the writing on the card she was ‘sent’ by a ‘troll’ for her birthday?? Has she outed herself as the phantom card sender? Does she really think her brushes are ‘plastic tat’? Did she in fact call her own minge sweaty??

Speaking of sweaty minge, the bridal party were treated to their very own ‘airport clothes’ in the form of blazers and fedoras so they could all feel what it would be like to be as stylish as she. Definite sweaty minges for all when they stepped off the plane in the Balearics wearing those get ups. Sadly, a few of the hens lost their fedoras before they could actually get on the plane. It’s ok though, there’ll be some very well dressed pigeons around the bins that they ‘fell’ in..

There appears to be two versions of Kate out in Ibiza depending on whose pictures you look at. It must be two people because our Miss KH Makeup does NOT filter her pictures anymore. One is a perfect petite size 6 with a little finger shaped like a prawn and 17 toes on her right foot, the other seems to have absorbed the first one and stolen her clothes..

Matching bleeping clothes 🙄🙄

In true KHM style, her bestest cousin, who’s like her sister and is in her bubble and who she is never away from apart from all the times she is away from her, had her thunder well and truly stolen by the girl who will never be a bride. As if it wasn’t bad enough that she was made to wear a pyjama top similar to that sported by Grandpa Joe, and a hat that Huggy Bear would refuse to put on, she’s so far spent the weekend being referred to as the second most important member of the bridal party - Maid of Honour and the Bride. Hollie, if you’re reading here, change the date and don’t tell her. There’s a large chance she’s going to turn up in white and steal your ring..

During their weekend of freedom, Delo and Olive went to Blue Planet where Delo finally got the chance of living his dream of being Bruce the Shark for real. Olive looked bewildered, as is usual when either of her parents take her out of the car seat to look at something that’s not a free feed at Opera Grill or Exchange Flags, but her eyes soon adjusted to the bright colours and she saw the world as her diddy dad sees it when he’s trying to swan dive and swim his way to freedom.

Her friend and man with a ballsack for a face Wayne Lineker has sorted them the ‘best bed’ at Ocean Beach. The best bed looks exactly like every other bed in the complex and nothing like the actual best beds in the VIP area but hey, she says it’s the best bed, so it must be the best bed because when has she ever lied about being better than everyone else?? At least they’re not being made to match today. I’m not sure how they’d all respond to having to wear a swimming costume with beads hanging over their dolphin-smooth minis like the entrance to Gypsy Rose Lee’s in Blackpool.

As always, Read the Wiki..
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Eleanor, your recaps are fantastic 😂. To say thank you, we’ve arranged for you and KHM/ZSM to spend the day (that’s right, all day) on an open top busy in Edinburgh! You’re welcome!
 
How long do people stay there, just standing around doing nothing? She got there hours ago. Do people just sit on those beds and stare at the bar? Especially if you get there first thing in the morning like truff. I don't think I could spend more than an hour there at a push 😴
 
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