I'm not happy with this
tit hen do, it's giving so little joy Maria kondo would have binned them.
Couldn't she have got a Blackpool b&b with a few grams of coke and made a holy show of herself for the gram for us?
Fuckin selfish you Kate, fuckin shellfish selfish
They're most shite roll models for girls imaginable, "make money as ceo boss babe to have more misery in your eyes than a dancing bear".
bleeping riot this lot.
Its beefa, I want swinging jaws and fights with pretty geordie girls.
I want the bride crying hysterically cause she's been fingered by a fit bouncer and a public pissed breakdown from truff about how much she's missing her her bespoke wonder child.
So far we've had a fringed covered minge and I'm quite fucked off I come back for this hen do and she's made zero effort to warrant it.
At least the lobster thing was
bleeping grim, but really, do better.
I met Dean Gaffney when I was 16, he was in Syndicate in Blackpool with Richard Blackwood. He asked me if I wanted to go back to his hotel room with him. When I said no his reply was 'do you know who I am?!'. I told him I couldn't give a
tit who he thought he was and ran away. He found me later that night while I was waiting for a taxi and he called me a slag
the ugly little prick!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA don't you know who I am?
Yes, that's why I don't want your company you little gobshite.
Dean gaffney tho, looks like he smells like a teenagers bin, dirty
woman.