Listen guys, I have to say... I quite have a soft spot for our Delo if I’m honest.
YES he reckons he’s billy big bollocks
YES he knows his way round Rock Ferry a bit too much for anyone’s liking
YES he must be a few shillings short to be in a relo with our KHM
BUT he clearly dotes on little Oluff, the cutest little cabbage patch doll in the werld (like literally she reminds me of one but in the nicest way poss cos she’s gorge)
And I don’t think he’s too uneasy on the eye, apart from his shite turkey teeth.
And he clearly needs a medal for putting up with KHM’s big gob x
Who am I? Why am I here?