Katie Hayes #45 Thumbs up, belly out, there’s nothing that Kate won’t lie about

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Melmoo said:
Hi Everyone x Hope you all had a nice christmas and new year , well as nice as it could have been all things considered. I have about 10 threads to catch up on following a long hiatus, feeling human again after a pretty awful few weeks!!! Ive come to last thread first as I have gone on sofology to buy some new sofas today and my eyes have nearly sprung out my head with an article featuring fatso !!! can anyone advise me has this topic been covered and if so on what thread number please xxx
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Was just thinking of you yesterday @Melmoo and was racking my brains to remember your tattle name forgive me! Hope you are doing ok and all the very best for 2021 😊 xx
 
QueenBarb2 said:
Thanks girly!!! bleeping finally!!! If someone didn’t try to hack my first Queen Barb account changing me password I would have been VIP in May🤣🤣🤣
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Well done barbs

BellaRose.X89 said:
I moved the bloke I’d been seeing for 6 months in before the first lockdown. I’m now 38 weeks pregnant 😂😂😂 gin and the new fluffy rug I purchased for the living room have an awful lot to answer for ...
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That’s hysterical 🤣🤣 good on you girl congratulations!
 
Sorry if it’s been said .... got like 30 pages to catch up on but “just came on to say....” how much does daddy dickwod sound like a gorilla on that “daddy’s a ball” story? Like, no offence to gorillas 🦍
 

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Glad you’re not “effectived” truff but ultimately you are ruining that poor babies skin by keeping her out in the sun. bleeping post a picture of her in the tent to prove you have one then.

Can you think beyond yourself for one moment and look at that little life that you have in front of you and bleeping engage that pea sized brain of yours.
 

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EnolaHolmes said:
Glad you’re not “effectived” truff but ultimately you are ruining that poor babies skin by keeping her out in the sun. bleeping post a picture of her in the tent to prove you have one then.

Can you think beyond yourself for one moment and look at that little life that you have in front of you and bleeping engage that pea sized brain of yours.
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Just come to post this! She’s up early having a good read of tattle 🤣🤣🤣 I’m holiday 😂😂😂
 
HAPPY MONDAY GUUUYYZZZZZZ.. THORT ID JUSSSS COME ON WIV A SCRIPTTTTT..

KHM and DELO are both asnooze in their fart infested room, it smells of secret jerking off, mints and dirty nappies.

*ALARM GOES OFF*

DELO: MORNING GERL. I WANT MORE BABIES LIKE NOW *scratches his morning boner and smells his fingers afterwards*

KHM: I AM SO BUSY THO MMKAY MATT, *rolls out of bed and lands on all fours* CAN YOU GET THAT EXERCISE MATT OUT MATT? I CAN DO MY FREE COURTNEY BLACK WORK OUT BEFORE I INHALE CROISSANTS THROUGH MY GIANT SNOZZ?

DELO: ARE YA GETTING YA GUT OUT AGAIN KATE? THE FOLDS IN IT STINK, YOU NEED SOME TALC ON THE WHOLE OF YOUR TRUNK *opens up IG and searches for Hot IG models who are in Dubs*

KHM: *looks down at her tiger stripes* OHD WAS SO DREAMY LASTNIGHT MMKAY, THAT HEAT STROKE MUST HAVE KNOCKED HER OUT *farts as she stands up*

HOLLIE: *bursts into the room* MORNING YOU THREE, LETS GO TO A FOAM PARTY WITH THE KIDS! WEVE GOT THAT IMAGINARY UV TENT HAVENT WE, BABIES WILL BE FINE!

KHM: EXERCISE IS THE ONLY THING THATS HELPED ME MMMKAY *pulls her giant tutu on*

THEMINDPT: *pops his head round the balcony* I FORT I HELPED YA GERL?

HOLLIE: *shuts the balcony door and draws the curtains* ANYWAY, GET DOWN FOR BREAKFAST AND WE WILL PLAN!

DELO: I JUST HAVE A FEW PANELING JOBS TO TAKE CARE OF THEN ILL BE THERE GERL DEFFO *his eyes light up at the sight of her slim figure*

OHD: AM FUCKIN BURNT *looks over at KHM and sighs*

KHM: AWW YE OK? *stomps over to OHD’s cot. I CANT BE BOTHERED WASHING ME HAIR MMMKAY

DELO: AWW ROW ROW ROW YEEEE BOWWT!! DO YOU WANT ME TO SING IN MY HIGH PITCH CHIPMUNK VOICE FOR YE? *awkwardly touches OHD’s hair as he’s not used to handling her much*

OHD: *starts crying* HATE IT HERE LIKE

KHM: OKAY I WONT DO MY WORK OUT *slings her sweaty bra across the room in anger*

DELO: *squeezing some tiny shorts on* IM JUST GONNA HANG ALL MY CLOTHES UP EVERYWHERE TO DECIDE WHICH MONOTONE COLOUR ILL WEAR

KHM: ILL TELL YOU WHAT TO WEAR. I HAVE A NICE VICTORIAN SHIRT FOR YOU MMKAY. ILL DO MY MUM GLAM, MY MUM BUM, PUT MY MUM TUM AWAY AND WE WILL GO MUM EAT!! *takes a breath*

DELO: CALM DOWN WIV YA T5’S GERL OR ILL FUCKIN STRANGLE YA WITH ME SILK SCARF *leaps into the bathroom thinking about having more children*

KHM: *rolls her eyes and picks her nose* LOOK SHE WANTS TO GO OUT MMKAY! LETS GO OUT, LIKE NOW COME ON MATT, DID I MEET YOU IN A GYM IN MY POLKA DRESS?

*SUITCASE RUSTLES*

KHM: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD MATTTTT MMMKAYYYY? *runs up to the suitcase with her ring finger ready, squeezing tears out*

DELO: WHAT GERL IM HAVING A WEE? *shakes his Widge all over the place enjoying it a bit too much*

THE SUITCASE ZIPS OPEN AND OUT CLIMBS MEZ!

MEZ: HIYYYYAAAAA *dances on the spot unpacking the rest of the contents of the bag*
 

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HAPPY MONDAY GUUUYYZZZZZZ.. THORT ID JUSSSS COME ON WIV A SCRIPTTTTT..

KHM and DELO are both asnooze in their fart infested room, it smells of secret jerking off, mints and dirty nappies.

*ALARM GOES OFF*

DELO: MORNING GERL. I WANT MORE BABIES LIKE NOW *scratches his morning boner and smells his fingers afterwards*

KHM: I AM SO BUSY THO MMKAY MATT, *rolls out of bed and lands on all fours* CAN YOU GET THAT EXERCISE MATT OUT MATT? I CAN DO MY FREE COURTNEY BLACK WORK OUT BEFORE I INHALE CROISSANTS THROUGH MY GIANT SNOZZ?

DELO: ARE YA GETTING YA GUT OUT AGAIN KATE? THE FOLDS IN IT STINK, YOU NEED SOME TALC ON THE WHOLE OF YOUR TRUNK *opens up IG and searches for Hot IG models who are in Dubs*

KHM: *looks down at her tiger stripes* OHD WAS SO DREAMY LASTNIGHT MMKAY, THAT HEAT STROKE MUST HAVE KNOCKED HER OUT *farts as she stands up*

HOLLIE: *bursts into the room* MORNING YOU THREE, LETS GO TO A FOAM PARTY WITH THE KIDS! WEVE GOT THAT IMAGINARY UV TENT HAVENT WE, BABIES WILL BE FINE!

KHM: EXERCISE IS THE ONLY THING THATS HELPED ME MMMKAY *pulls her giant tutu on*

THEMINDPT: *pops his head round the balcony* I FORT I HELPED YA GERL?

HOLLIE: *shuts the balcony door and draws the curtains* ANYWAY, GET DOWN FOR BREAKFAST AND WE WILL PLAN!

DELO: I JUST HAVE A FEW PANELING JOBS TO TAKE CARE OF THEN ILL BE THERE GERL DEFFO *his eyes light up at the sight of her slim figure*

OHD: AM FUCKIN BURNT *looks over at KHM and sighs*

KHM: AWW YE OK? *stomps over to OHD’s cot. I CANT BE BOTHERED WASHING ME HAIR MMMKAY

DELO: AWW ROW ROW ROW YEEEE BOWWT!! DO YOU WANT ME TO SING IN MY HIGH PITCH CHIPMUNK VOICE FOR YE? *awkwardly touches OHD’s hair as he’s not used to handling her much*

OHD: *starts crying* HATE IT HERE LIKE

KHM: OKAY I WONT DO MY WORK OUT *slings her sweaty bra across the room in anger*

DELO: *squeezing some tiny shorts on* IM JUST GONNA HANG ALL MY CLOTHES UP EVERYWHERE TO DECIDE WHICH MONOTONE COLOUR ILL WEAR

KHM: ILL TELL YOU WHAT TO WEAR. I HAVE A NICE VICTORIAN SHIRT FOR YOU MMKAY. ILL DO MY MUM GLAM, MY MUM BUM, PUT MY MUM TUM AWAY AND WE WILL GO MUM EAT!! *takes a breath*

DELO: CALM DOWN WIV YA T5’S GERL OR ILL FUCKIN STRANGLE YA WITH ME SILK SCARF *leaps into the bathroom thinking about having more children*

KHM: *rolls her eyes and picks her nose* LOOK SHE WANTS TO GO OUT MMKAY! LETS GO OUT, LIKE NOW COME ON MATT, DID I MEET YOU IN A GYM IN MY POLKA DRESS?

*SUITCASE RUSTLES*

KHM: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD MATTTTT MMMKAYYYY? *runs up to the suitcase with her ring finger ready, squeezing tears out*

DELO: WHAT GERL IM HAVING A WEE? *shakes his Widge all over the place enjoying it a bit too much*

THE SUITCASE ZIPS OPEN AND OUT CLIMBS MEZ!

MEZ: HIYYYYAAAAA *dances on the spot unpacking the rest of the contents of the bag*
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Hahahahaha love it !! 😂😂😂😂😂 Haven't half missed these scripts @QueenBarb2

Another day, another long shift for the baby in a car seat in the sweltering heat whilst Momma and Daddy DIY play on their phones !!! Poor little thing !!
 

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QueenBarb2 said:
HAPPY MONDAY GUUUYYZZZZZZ.. THORT ID JUSSSS COME ON WIV A SCRIPTTTTT..

KHM and DELO are both asnooze in their fart infested room, it smells of secret jerking off, mints and dirty nappies.

*ALARM GOES OFF*

DELO: MORNING GERL. I WANT MORE BABIES LIKE NOW *scratches his morning boner and smells his fingers afterwards*

KHM: I AM SO BUSY THO MMKAY MATT, *rolls out of bed and lands on all fours* CAN YOU GET THAT EXERCISE MATT OUT MATT? I CAN DO MY FREE COURTNEY BLACK WORK OUT BEFORE I INHALE CROISSANTS THROUGH MY GIANT SNOZZ?

DELO: ARE YA GETTING YA GUT OUT AGAIN KATE? THE FOLDS IN IT STINK, YOU NEED SOME TALC ON THE WHOLE OF YOUR TRUNK *opens up IG and searches for Hot IG models who are in Dubs*

KHM: *looks down at her tiger stripes* OHD WAS SO DREAMY LASTNIGHT MMKAY, THAT HEAT STROKE MUST HAVE KNOCKED HER OUT *farts as she stands up*

HOLLIE: *bursts into the room* MORNING YOU THREE, LETS GO TO A FOAM PARTY WITH THE KIDS! WEVE GOT THAT IMAGINARY UV TENT HAVENT WE, BABIES WILL BE FINE!

KHM: EXERCISE IS THE ONLY THING THATS HELPED ME MMMKAY *pulls her giant tutu on*

THEMINDPT: *pops his head round the balcony* I FORT I HELPED YA GERL?

HOLLIE: *shuts the balcony door and draws the curtains* ANYWAY, GET DOWN FOR BREAKFAST AND WE WILL PLAN!

DELO: I JUST HAVE A FEW PANELING JOBS TO TAKE CARE OF THEN ILL BE THERE GERL DEFFO *his eyes light up at the sight of her slim figure*

OHD: AM FUCKIN BURNT *looks over at KHM and sighs*

KHM: AWW YE OK? *stomps over to OHD’s cot. I CANT BE BOTHERED WASHING ME HAIR MMMKAY

DELO: AWW ROW ROW ROW YEEEE BOWWT!! DO YOU WANT ME TO SING IN MY HIGH PITCH CHIPMUNK VOICE FOR YE? *awkwardly touches OHD’s hair as he’s not used to handling her much*

OHD: *starts crying* HATE IT HERE LIKE

KHM: OKAY I WONT DO MY WORK OUT *slings her sweaty bra across the room in anger*

DELO: *squeezing some tiny shorts on* IM JUST GONNA HANG ALL MY CLOTHES UP EVERYWHERE TO DECIDE WHICH MONOTONE COLOUR ILL WEAR

KHM: ILL TELL YOU WHAT TO WEAR. I HAVE A NICE VICTORIAN SHIRT FOR YOU MMKAY. ILL DO MY MUM GLAM, MY MUM BUM, PUT MY MUM TUM AWAY AND WE WILL GO MUM EAT!! *takes a breath*

DELO: CALM DOWN WIV YA T5’S GERL OR ILL FUCKIN STRANGLE YA WITH ME SILK SCARF *leaps into the bathroom thinking about having more children*

KHM: *rolls her eyes and picks her nose* LOOK SHE WANTS TO GO OUT MMKAY! LETS GO OUT, LIKE NOW COME ON MATT, DID I MEET YOU IN A GYM IN MY POLKA DRESS?

*SUITCASE RUSTLES*

KHM: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD MATTTTT MMMKAYYYY? *runs up to the suitcase with her ring finger ready, squeezing tears out*

DELO: WHAT GERL IM HAVING A WEE? *shakes his Widge all over the place enjoying it a bit too much*

THE SUITCASE ZIPS OPEN AND OUT CLIMBS MEZ!

MEZ: HIYYYYAAAAA *dances on the spot unpacking the rest of the contents of the bag*
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Funniest start to a Monday morning in ages 🤣😂 foam party with the kids 🤣😂

Hereforthegossss said:
Hahahahaha love it !! 😂😂😂😂😂 Haven't half missed these scripts @QueenBarb2

Another day, another long shift for the baby in a car seat in the sweltering heat whilst Momma and Daddy DIY play on their phones !!! Poor little thing !!
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Whats Delo doing with his left hand ffs something obviously taken his fancy on his phone 🤣🤣
 
QueenBarb2 said:
HAPPY MONDAY GUUUYYZZZZZZ.. THORT ID JUSSSS COME ON WIV A SCRIPTTTTT..

KHM and DELO are both asnooze in their fart infested room, it smells of secret jerking off, mints and dirty nappies.

*ALARM GOES OFF*

DELO: MORNING GERL. I WANT MORE BABIES LIKE NOW *scratches his morning boner and smells his fingers afterwards*

KHM: I AM SO BUSY THO MMKAY MATT, *rolls out of bed and lands on all fours* CAN YOU GET THAT EXERCISE MATT OUT MATT? I CAN DO MY FREE COURTNEY BLACK WORK OUT BEFORE I INHALE CROISSANTS THROUGH MY GIANT SNOZZ?

DELO: ARE YA GETTING YA GUT OUT AGAIN KATE? THE FOLDS IN IT STINK, YOU NEED SOME TALC ON THE WHOLE OF YOUR TRUNK *opens up IG and searches for Hot IG models who are in Dubs*

KHM: *looks down at her tiger stripes* OHD WAS SO DREAMY LASTNIGHT MMKAY, THAT HEAT STROKE MUST HAVE KNOCKED HER OUT *farts as she stands up*

HOLLIE: *bursts into the room* MORNING YOU THREE, LETS GO TO A FOAM PARTY WITH THE KIDS! WEVE GOT THAT IMAGINARY UV TENT HAVENT WE, BABIES WILL BE FINE!

KHM: EXERCISE IS THE ONLY THING THATS HELPED ME MMMKAY *pulls her giant tutu on*

THEMINDPT: *pops his head round the balcony* I FORT I HELPED YA GERL?

HOLLIE: *shuts the balcony door and draws the curtains* ANYWAY, GET DOWN FOR BREAKFAST AND WE WILL PLAN!

DELO: I JUST HAVE A FEW PANELING JOBS TO TAKE CARE OF THEN ILL BE THERE GERL DEFFO *his eyes light up at the sight of her slim figure*

OHD: AM FUCKIN BURNT *looks over at KHM and sighs*

KHM: AWW YE OK? *stomps over to OHD’s cot. I CANT BE BOTHERED WASHING ME HAIR MMMKAY

DELO: AWW ROW ROW ROW YEEEE BOWWT!! DO YOU WANT ME TO SING IN MY HIGH PITCH CHIPMUNK VOICE FOR YE? *awkwardly touches OHD’s hair as he’s not used to handling her much*

OHD: *starts crying* HATE IT HERE LIKE

KHM: OKAY I WONT DO MY WORK OUT *slings her sweaty bra across the room in anger*

DELO: *squeezing some tiny shorts on* IM JUST GONNA HANG ALL MY CLOTHES UP EVERYWHERE TO DECIDE WHICH MONOTONE COLOUR ILL WEAR

KHM: ILL TELL YOU WHAT TO WEAR. I HAVE A NICE VICTORIAN SHIRT FOR YOU MMKAY. ILL DO MY MUM GLAM, MY MUM BUM, PUT MY MUM TUM AWAY AND WE WILL GO MUM EAT!! *takes a breath*

DELO: CALM DOWN WIV YA T5’S GERL OR ILL FUCKIN STRANGLE YA WITH ME SILK SCARF *leaps into the bathroom thinking about having more children*

KHM: *rolls her eyes and picks her nose* LOOK SHE WANTS TO GO OUT MMKAY! LETS GO OUT, LIKE NOW COME ON MATT, DID I MEET YOU IN A GYM IN MY POLKA DRESS?

*SUITCASE RUSTLES*

KHM: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD MATTTTT MMMKAYYYY? *runs up to the suitcase with her ring finger ready, squeezing tears out*

DELO: WHAT GERL IM HAVING A WEE? *shakes his Widge all over the place enjoying it a bit too much*

THE SUITCASE ZIPS OPEN AND OUT CLIMBS MEZ!

MEZ: HIYYYYAAAAA *dances on the spot unpacking the rest of the contents of the bag*
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This is just what I needed on my return to work 😂😂😂😂😂 best so far!

Me head was wrecked trying to read that shite she posted before. Honest to god her English skills are appalling, poor little Olive. She deffo was reading this in bed whilst scratching her hoop. If fake accounts had been messaging her she’d of been posting them left, right and centre.
 
Usually, she screenshots messages from “fake accounts” when she does a rant... this time, none?! I expect she’s been reading here, or has perhaps had one or two kindly worded messages to point out that, as Olive is only 4 months old, she shouldn’t be using sunscreen on her, and she should also not be putting her in the sun, and she’s thrown a tantrum because she’s in the wrong AGAIN.
 
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