Katie Hayes #45 Thumbs up, belly out, there’s nothing that Kate won’t lie about

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QueenBarb2 said:
HAPPY MONDAY GUUUYYZZZZZZ.. THORT ID JUSSSS COME ON WIV A SCRIPTTTTT..

KHM and DELO are both asnooze in their fart infested room, it smells of secret jerking off, mints and dirty nappies.

*ALARM GOES OFF*

DELO: MORNING GERL. I WANT MORE BABIES LIKE NOW *scratches his morning boner and smells his fingers afterwards*

KHM: I AM SO BUSY THO MMKAY MATT, *rolls out of bed and lands on all fours* CAN YOU GET THAT EXERCISE MATT OUT MATT? I CAN DO MY FREE COURTNEY BLACK WORK OUT BEFORE I INHALE CROISSANTS THROUGH MY GIANT SNOZZ?

DELO: ARE YA GETTING YA GUT OUT AGAIN KATE? THE FOLDS IN IT STINK, YOU NEED SOME TALC ON THE WHOLE OF YOUR TRUNK *opens up IG and searches for Hot IG models who are in Dubs*

KHM: *looks down at her tiger stripes* OHD WAS SO DREAMY LASTNIGHT MMKAY, THAT HEAT STROKE MUST HAVE KNOCKED HER OUT *farts as she stands up*

HOLLIE: *bursts into the room* MORNING YOU THREE, LETS GO TO A FOAM PARTY WITH THE KIDS! WEVE GOT THAT IMAGINARY UV TENT HAVENT WE, BABIES WILL BE FINE!

KHM: EXERCISE IS THE ONLY THING THATS HELPED ME MMMKAY *pulls her giant tutu on*

THEMINDPT: *pops his head round the balcony* I FORT I HELPED YA GERL?

HOLLIE: *shuts the balcony door and draws the curtains* ANYWAY, GET DOWN FOR BREAKFAST AND WE WILL PLAN!

DELO: I JUST HAVE A FEW PANELING JOBS TO TAKE CARE OF THEN ILL BE THERE GERL DEFFO *his eyes light up at the sight of her slim figure*

OHD: AM FUCKIN BURNT *looks over at KHM and sighs*

KHM: AWW YE OK? *stomps over to OHD’s cot. I CANT BE BOTHERED WASHING ME HAIR MMMKAY

DELO: AWW ROW ROW ROW YEEEE BOWWT!! DO YOU WANT ME TO SING IN MY HIGH PITCH CHIPMUNK VOICE FOR YE? *awkwardly touches OHD’s hair as he’s not used to handling her much*

OHD: *starts crying* HATE IT HERE LIKE

KHM: OKAY I WONT DO MY WORK OUT *slings her sweaty bra across the room in anger*

DELO: *squeezing some tiny shorts on* IM JUST GONNA HANG ALL MY CLOTHES UP EVERYWHERE TO DECIDE WHICH MONOTONE COLOUR ILL WEAR

KHM: ILL TELL YOU WHAT TO WEAR. I HAVE A NICE VICTORIAN SHIRT FOR YOU MMKAY. ILL DO MY MUM GLAM, MY MUM BUM, PUT MY MUM TUM AWAY AND WE WILL GO MUM EAT!! *takes a breath*

DELO: CALM DOWN WIV YA T5’S GERL OR ILL FUCKIN STRANGLE YA WITH ME SILK SCARF *leaps into the bathroom thinking about having more children*

KHM: *rolls her eyes and picks her nose* LOOK SHE WANTS TO GO OUT MMKAY! LETS GO OUT, LIKE NOW COME ON MATT, DID I MEET YOU IN A GYM IN MY POLKA DRESS?

*SUITCASE RUSTLES*

KHM: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD MATTTTT MMMKAYYYY? *runs up to the suitcase with her ring finger ready, squeezing tears out*

DELO: WHAT GERL IM HAVING A WEE? *shakes his Widge all over the place enjoying it a bit too much*

THE SUITCASE ZIPS OPEN AND OUT CLIMBS MEZ!

MEZ: HIYYYYAAAAA *dances on the spot unpacking the rest of the contents of the bag*
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Fs barb why are your scripts always so spot on. Howling 🤣🤣🤣🤣 think this was my favourite 👌🏻
 
It was the “I’m on holiday” comment on her stories. Yes babe you’re on holiday and sat there reading your message requests desperate for either strangers telling you how amazing you are or the drama from people telling you you need to sort your tit.

duck me nearly everyone I know when they’re on holiday get kids settled then siton the balcony and chill a bit more or try and get some sneaky nookie (bonus points on the balcony but granted risky in dubai 😂 but heres Truffs sat desperately seeking affirmation from strangers on the internet.
 
Little Bear said:
Funny how she doesn’t dox the ‘fake messages’. Go on I dare you to post what they say... nope she can’t because then the sheep will have their eyes opened!
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That’s what I thought I was actually hoping she’d show it so people would see it was polite and well intentioned. Just explained that her babies skin is super delicate and nearly all sunblocks are full of harsh chemicals. She’s actually worked herself up into thinking anything that isn’t blind support is trolling.

the whole “be kind” has been hijacked into this when in fact sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind and tell people things they might not wanna hear.
 
Southern.fairy91 said:
That’s what I thought I was actually hoping she’d show it so people would see it was polite and well intentioned. Just explained that her babies skin is super delicate and nearly all sunblocks are full of harsh chemicals. She’s actually worked herself up into thinking anything that isn’t blind support is trolling.

the whole “be kind” has been hijacked into this when in fact sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind and tell people things they might not wanna hear.
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Trouble is she needs to hear it from her ‘close friends and family’. But they must be as thick as pig tit too letting her get away with it. It’s the whole ‘well it never did you any harm’ ‘I did it and look my babies are fine’. Makes me so angry that she puts all this on her platform and there’s probably plenty of naive young girls who will take her for gospel and her advice that isn’t her advice it’s just what works for her 🤔
 
No same I told my mate her kid needed glasses her little eye kept turning in and she wasn't bothered so I just took it up on my self to book at appointment at alder hey for her n what do u know she had to have a little OP on her eye to stop it wondering it n got glasses her eyes r so much better now I didnt do it to think I know it all I did it because I noticed something was wrong and told her that's what family n friends do they all must be tit scared to lose the tit make up artist in the group she must not like been told she is in the wrong so says she had loads of fake messages she is nothing but a waste of space people will realise soon and all this gifting will come to and end soon she will be a nobody no one n I mean no one books her in anymore for make up cause is bad she is like she starting off compared to half of these girls n boys now wouldnt think she has done make up for nearly 11 years 😭😭 n not one look as changed from peaches
 
Matt didn’t make it to Iran on the jet ski so is trying to make a dash for it again by swimming

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🤣🤣🤣 just been reading the echo there about that head gym owner from Wirral has COVID yano the one who was keeping his gym open and got fined 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂 ha ha Fucken ha you get served what you deserve didn’t belive it was real another knobhead saying it’s a planademic like that lash tech in oh snarlin she’s fumming today as the schools have shut 🤣🤣🤣 it’s really real kids really real 👍🏼
 
EnolaHolmes said:
Deffo got the coke bloat her, and if she daressssss saying she doesn’t then I swear to god, cause I’ve seen her on facetime bombed out of her head talking to one of my mates.
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She 100% does. She was caught by a friend of friend doing it in the toilets in a bar/restaurant in Oxton. She paid for all their meals in exchange for them keeping their mouths shut. Except they didn't because she's not a celeb and buying someones chips isn't quite the same as a gagging order 🤷‍♀️
 
chattycatty said:
🤣🤣🤣 just been reading the echo there about that head gym owner from Wirral has COVID yano the one who was keeping his gym open and got fined 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂 ha ha Fucken ha you get served what you deserve didn’t belive it was real another knobhead saying it’s a planademic like that lash tech in oh snarlin she’s fumming today as the schools have shut 🤣🤣🤣 it’s really real kids really real 👍🏼
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What a fuckin knob. He said he’s not donating the £50k he’s going to use it to host an event next year to “raise awareness” for mental health. So just wants the attention on him again! Give the money to charity you dope 😤
 
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