Eleanor Abernathy’s Cat
Well-known member
Please don’t anyone feel inferior to this fuckwit. She might try and pretend her life is perfect but let’s not forget -
She sold the one thing that she was successful at because she had a tiny bit of Instagram fame during Covid.
Her fella hates her.
She doesn’t pay for Sunday dinners.
She’s horrible to her mum.
She had a make up range at Home and Bargains that lasted 4 months before it was rebranded.
She thinks Olive and Berry are good names.
She feeds listeria to her kids.
She leaves her kids sitting next to hot stoves.
She kicked off at NHS staff because she didn’t have a window.
She thinks it’s funny that her kid is rude.
She drives while she’s on her phone.
She drink drives.
She wears black tights with a pink dress and purple shoes.
She still filters the life out of herself.
She gets up at 5am to ‘run’ for 12 minutes.
Her last actual brand job was for Poundland doing facepaint on kids during half term.
She’s set up a YouTube channel thinking thousands would subscribe and so far the only ones to sign up are her mum, her sister-cousin, and someone who thought they were signing up to updates from the Woodland Trust.
She cries over Eggnog Latte.
Her surname will never be the same as her kids.
She leaves potatoes outside on the step.
She won’t take her dog the vet.
She can’t use full stops or capital letters.
She sold the one thing that she was successful at because she had a tiny bit of Instagram fame during Covid.
Her fella hates her.
She doesn’t pay for Sunday dinners.
She’s horrible to her mum.
She had a make up range at Home and Bargains that lasted 4 months before it was rebranded.
She thinks Olive and Berry are good names.
She feeds listeria to her kids.
She leaves her kids sitting next to hot stoves.
She kicked off at NHS staff because she didn’t have a window.
She thinks it’s funny that her kid is rude.
She drives while she’s on her phone.
She drink drives.
She wears black tights with a pink dress and purple shoes.
She still filters the life out of herself.
She gets up at 5am to ‘run’ for 12 minutes.
Her last actual brand job was for Poundland doing facepaint on kids during half term.
She’s set up a YouTube channel thinking thousands would subscribe and so far the only ones to sign up are her mum, her sister-cousin, and someone who thought they were signing up to updates from the Woodland Trust.
She cries over Eggnog Latte.
Her surname will never be the same as her kids.
She leaves potatoes outside on the step.
She won’t take her dog the vet.
She can’t use full stops or capital letters.
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get cosy and watch films and avoid social media for a bit, it can really get to you sometimes!!! I ended up unfollowing loads of accounts last year and feel better for it
