Katie Hayes #206 Not a Berry good mum

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But doesn't edit her pictures anymore. She's on crack her
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The Queen has done it again 👏🏻 live for these Birk! X

BirkenheadTranny said:
Hey trolls

Well done to @spookydooky for the winning thread title. After what we have been seeing recently, this thread title says it all!

Just gonna do us all a quick recap of the last thread seeing as our truffle tits is in her Taylor Swift era, so we're going to be doing a round up on all her latest eras together ❤️

CONTENT BABY ERA 💫
Now, whether we where saying it or we where thinking it, I'd say we've been proven right here and this baby was born purely for Instagram. There seems to be a lack of connection between Kate and the baby, displayed multiple times on the last thread by her slap dash ways of caring for her
View attachment 2896472 q
And can i just answer this troll here ...
View attachment 2896468 q
@Dougiedolls we got it wrong! Tradesmen, nail techs, the chimney sweep and the goldfish next door can all hold Berry. What Kate clearly meant was SHE would not be holding her anymore

Play time is spent on the edge of the kitchen counter and feeding time is spent anywhere other than her mother's arms

View attachment 2896381 qAnd let's not forget, this is the baby who has been in and out of hospital for 'days' at a time on all kinds of machines 🥹 I do believe it was touch and go at one point but Paramedic John appeared from nowhere as swiftly (but not as deadly) as one of Truffs farts and saved the day. Well done that man 👏
View attachment 2896388 q
And mere days after Berry being discharged from hospital yet again, here she is desperately trying to feed while her dumb duck of a mother chats tit into her phone about all the plans she has for herself because clearly the baby content isn't working with her being the 2nd baby and people just not giving a tit. We are just not seeing a connection. No bonding, no touch, no eye contact. I mean, nothing says you're regretting your life choices quite like a pissed up review of baby items 🫠View attachment 2896398 qThe fact that during this reel it is broad daylight and she is in charge of 2 young children whilst not being able to string a sentence together (even more than usual), gurning and slurring her words... Like, are you OK Truff? I'd either lay off the prosecco or go get your meds looked at because this is concerning!

MUNCHAUSEN ERA 💫

So Dee Dee Blanchard went with the baby to see the GP and during 5 minute consultation was instructed to give up the breastfeeding she never did and just said she did for content by an actual medical professional. What we think has really happened, is Daisy the cow has just said that because she's fed up of whipping her clothes off and burying the baby's head in her stinking arm pit for pics for the gram 💫
View attachment 2896479 q
Now she's jumped on the CMPA train despite her child not having the symptoms of a milk allergy. The poor thing is just trying her best to survive in a house full of thick twats with not a brain cell between them
View attachment 2896485 q

Sometimes social media can be really helpful as evidenced when some followers messaged her after watching a horrifying reel of her not even cleaning her baby's bottles correctly
View attachment 2896487 qBut rather than take it back to basics and get rid of all that gifted shite she uses to prepare bottles of formula, she's sticking with the allergy scenario. Even gone as far as booking a private allergy test (ordered a jarg one off some dodgy site on Google) that tests for allergies to citrus, egg, fish etc all for a kid who is 4 weeks old and only drinks bloody formula 🫣 but our super mum has to show that she is the best mum ever, much better than all us plebs who go down the route with dieticians and actual doctors
View attachment 2896494 q
But, us pessimistic trolls see all this allergy tit as drumming up interaction on her Instagram because she's constantly asking the advice of kimberley from skem yet is loathe to take the advice of the professionals... is that because what they're saying doesn't fit her agenda? 🤔
View attachment 2896500 q
And let's not forget the self diagnosed after 2 days PTSD .....
View attachment 2896501 qSo we are seeing some quite concerning behaviours all for her desperation to be validated by faceless strangers on the internet
View attachment 2896502 qView attachment 2896504 qView attachment 2896506 qWell @bbbbbbb123 she'll jib the allergy thing off once a new fad comes along 🤞 let's hope the new craze involves being a hands on and present parent 🙏

GLOW UP ERA 💫

So in between all Baz's hospital admissions, 4 weeks post C section sees Kate acting like a total lunatic with multiple treatments. The most bizarre of them being a massage on her recently sliced and diced abdomen to manipulate fat cells or some tit. But it wasn't her tummy that grabbed our attention when pics where posted ......
View attachment 2896523 qView attachment 2896524 q
Some of us wondered where the excess fat could have gone...
View attachment 2896536 qOur @Tomi2015 spotted her in the wild
View attachment 2896538 q
And our resident artist @Glittercandy12 gave the trolls what they needed
View attachment 2896541 qShe doesn't edit or filter anymore hunnays
View attachment 2896544 q
Who needs 2 hands anyway?
View attachment 2896545 qDue to all this weight loss caused by some gunt slapping by some tit probably trained by Laceys, sexy time is now on the cards for her and little legs
View attachment 2896550 q
Trolls being understandably horrified and taking the pork joint off this Tuesdays menu
View attachment 2896559 q
We've also had mama June attending filler and botox appointments in between her crippling PTSD and emergency hospital admissions for the baby. At first she was a bit coy about what she'd had done and asked if we could guess
View attachment 2896562 q
Unfortunately not @Rothsey because surely a lobotomy would improve her spelling?
Also, the soft bleep went and had a medical grade facial mere days after botox and fillers when a lobotomy instead would have done wonders for the prick
View attachment 2896575 q

And let's not forget this absolute disaster of a jacket
View attachment 2896577 q

UTTER UTTER CRIME AGAINST FASHUN
View attachment 2896589 q


MOM OF 2 ERA 💫

Life has been crazy for the Von Trapps of Upton since the arrival of Baby Berry. But we're happy to see that inbetween all the medical emergencies, mommy glow ups and chatting tit to her phone, she still had time to book in a bullshit photoshoot 🥹
View attachment 2896608 q
Don't even get me started on how the idiot photographer obviously attending the same school of spelling as truff
View attachment 2896609 q
Considering Kate shares every single thing about her life, including dodgy reflective pictures like this .....
View attachment 2896613 q
As I was saying 🫣
We were surprised that there was no mention of where Olive will be going to school in September as the school places where given out just recently
View attachment 2896617 q
Maybe she's going to be attending somewhere more fitting... like somewhere to learn how to act like a normal human maybe?
View attachment 2896620 q
Or maybe she won't be attending in September because she'll be too busy playing with all the LOL toys that where initially offered out for another child to receive
View attachment 2896622 qView attachment 2896623 q
It was wholesome to see that even with a sick baby in tow, Kate still won't let Matt out of her sight. Wonder why?
View attachment 2896625 q
We did ponder why doormatt wasn't in the bullshit photo shoot with all his girls 🥹
View attachment 2896629 q

Despite all the raised eyebrows of us trolls....
View attachment 2896635 q

We where heartened to see that Kate is grateful for what she gave up
View attachment 2896639 q
But for the sake of transparency we do call on Chez who is 40 (likely 45 now) to come on and confirm that Kate gave away HER big salon
Thanks peps 😘

And that's the end of the eras tour my trolls. I'll be back soon for more disbelief and fuckery to report on
In the meantime I'm off to Laceys to learn how to carry out a brain transplant over the course of 8 hours (minus lunch and fag breaks) 👩‍⚕️
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Jellybean79 said:
I, for one, am surprised.
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I hate the ‘winging at life, aren’t we all’ tripe, no im bloody not, I have a routine, I manage to shower and wash my hair, get the kid to nursery then work full time, do the teas and extra actives etc just fine.
she proper plays up to this image of not managing and thinks every mum is the same, wouldn’t mind but she doesn’t even work so what does she do with herself all day the scruff
 
BirkenheadTranny said:
Hey trolls

Well done to @spookydooky for the winning thread title. After what we have been seeing recently, this thread title says it all!

Just gonna do us all a quick recap of the last thread seeing as our truffle tits is in her Taylor Swift era, so we're going to be doing a round up on all her latest eras together ❤

CONTENT BABY ERA 💫
Now, whether we where saying it or we where thinking it, I'd say we've been proven right here and this baby was born purely for Instagram. There seems to be a lack of connection between Kate and the baby, displayed multiple times on the last thread by her slap dash ways of caring for her
View attachment 2896472 q
And can i just answer this troll here ...
View attachment 2896468 q
@Dougiedolls we got it wrong! Tradesmen, nail techs, the chimney sweep and the goldfish next door can all hold Berry. What Kate clearly meant was SHE would not be holding her anymore

Play time is spent on the edge of the kitchen counter and feeding time is spent anywhere other than her mother's arms

View attachment 2896381 qAnd let's not forget, this is the baby who has been in and out of hospital for 'days' at a time on all kinds of machines 🥹 I do believe it was touch and go at one point but Paramedic John appeared from nowhere as swiftly (but not as deadly) as one of Truffs farts and saved the day. Well done that man 👏
View attachment 2896388 q
And mere days after Berry being discharged from hospital yet again, here she is desperately trying to feed while her dumb duck of a mother chats tit into her phone about all the plans she has for herself because clearly the baby content isn't working with her being the 2nd baby and people just not giving a tit. We are just not seeing a connection. No bonding, no touch, no eye contact. I mean, nothing says you're regretting your life choices quite like a pissed up review of baby items 🫠View attachment 2896398 qThe fact that during this reel it is broad daylight and she is in charge of 2 young children whilst not being able to string a sentence together (even more than usual), gurning and slurring her words... Like, are you OK Truff? I'd either lay off the prosecco or go get your meds looked at because this is concerning!

MUNCHAUSEN ERA 💫

So Dee Dee Blanchard went with the baby to see the GP and during 5 minute consultation was instructed to give up the breastfeeding she never did and just said she did for content by an actual medical professional. What we think has really happened, is Daisy the cow has just said that because she's fed up of whipping her clothes off and burying the baby's head in her stinking arm pit for pics for the gram 💫
View attachment 2896479 q
Now she's jumped on the CMPA train despite her child not having the symptoms of a milk allergy. The poor thing is just trying her best to survive in a house full of thick twats with not a brain cell between them
View attachment 2896485 q

Sometimes social media can be really helpful as evidenced when some followers messaged her after watching a horrifying reel of her not even cleaning her baby's bottles correctly
View attachment 2896487 qBut rather than take it back to basics and get rid of all that gifted shite she uses to prepare bottles of formula, she's sticking with the allergy scenario. Even gone as far as booking a private allergy test (ordered a jarg one off some dodgy site on Google) that tests for allergies to citrus, egg, fish etc all for a kid who is 4 weeks old and only drinks bloody formula 🫣 but our super mum has to show that she is the best mum ever, much better than all us plebs who go down the route with dieticians and actual doctors
View attachment 2896494 q
But, us pessimistic trolls see all this allergy tit as drumming up interaction on her Instagram because she's constantly asking the advice of kimberley from skem yet is loathe to take the advice of the professionals... is that because what they're saying doesn't fit her agenda? 🤔
View attachment 2896500 q
And let's not forget the self diagnosed after 2 days PTSD .....
View attachment 2896501 qSo we are seeing some quite concerning behaviours all for her desperation to be validated by faceless strangers on the internet
View attachment 2896502 qView attachment 2896504 qView attachment 2896506 qWell @bbbbbbb123 she'll jib the allergy thing off once a new fad comes along 🤞 let's hope the new craze involves being a hands on and present parent 🙏

GLOW UP ERA 💫

So in between all Baz's hospital admissions, 4 weeks post C section sees Kate acting like a total lunatic with multiple treatments. The most bizarre of them being a massage on her recently sliced and diced abdomen to manipulate fat cells or some tit. But it wasn't her tummy that grabbed our attention when pics where posted ......
View attachment 2896523 qView attachment 2896524 q
Some of us wondered where the excess fat could have gone...
View attachment 2896536 qOur @Tomi2015 spotted her in the wild
View attachment 2896538 q
And our resident artist @Glittercandy12 gave the trolls what they needed
View attachment 2896541 qShe doesn't edit or filter anymore hunnays
View attachment 2896544 q
Who needs 2 hands anyway?
View attachment 2896545 qDue to all this weight loss caused by some gunt slapping by some tit probably trained by Laceys, sexy time is now on the cards for her and little legs
View attachment 2896550 q
Trolls being understandably horrified and taking the pork joint off this Tuesdays menu
View attachment 2896559 q
We've also had mama June attending filler and botox appointments in between her crippling PTSD and emergency hospital admissions for the baby. At first she was a bit coy about what she'd had done and asked if we could guess
View attachment 2896562 q
Unfortunately not @Rothsey because surely a lobotomy would improve her spelling?
Also, the soft bleep went and had a medical grade facial mere days after botox and fillers when a lobotomy instead would have done wonders for the prick
View attachment 2896575 q

And let's not forget this absolute disaster of a jacket
View attachment 2896577 q

UTTER UTTER CRIME AGAINST FASHUN
View attachment 2896589 q


MOM OF 2 ERA 💫

Life has been crazy for the Von Trapps of Upton since the arrival of Baby Berry. But we're happy to see that inbetween all the medical emergencies, mommy glow ups and chatting tit to her phone, she still had time to book in a bullshit photoshoot 🥹
View attachment 2896608 q
Don't even get me started on how the idiot photographer obviously attending the same school of spelling as truff
View attachment 2896609 q
Considering Kate shares every single thing about her life, including dodgy reflective pictures like this .....
View attachment 2896613 q
As I was saying 🫣
We were surprised that there was no mention of where Olive will be going to school in September as the school places where given out just recently
View attachment 2896617 q
Maybe she's going to be attending somewhere more fitting... like somewhere to learn how to act like a normal human maybe?
View attachment 2896620 q
Or maybe she won't be attending in September because she'll be too busy playing with all the LOL toys that where initially offered out for another child to receive
View attachment 2896622 qView attachment 2896623 q
It was wholesome to see that even with a sick baby in tow, Kate still won't let Matt out of her sight. Wonder why?
View attachment 2896625 q
We did ponder why doormatt wasn't in the bullshit photo shoot with all his girls 🥹
View attachment 2896629 q

Despite all the raised eyebrows of us trolls....
View attachment 2896635 q

We where heartened to see that Kate is grateful for what she gave up
View attachment 2896639 q
But for the sake of transparency we do call on Chez who is 40 (likely 45 now) to come on and confirm that Kate gave away HER big salon
Thanks peps 😘

And that's the end of the eras tour my trolls. I'll be back soon for more disbelief and fuckery to report on
In the meantime I'm off to Laceys to learn how to carry out a brain transplant over the course of 8 hours (minus lunch and fag breaks) 👩‍⚕️
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Ooh one of my comments is in the recap and I'm off to get some Whispering Angle in to celebrate 😁
 
giogio said:
I hate the ‘winging at life, aren’t we all’ tripe, no im bloody not, I have a routine, I manage to shower and wash my hair, get the kid to nursery then work full time, do the teas and extra actives etc just fine.
she proper plays up to this image of not managing and thinks every mum is the same, wouldn’t mind but she doesn’t even work so what does she do with herself all day the scruff
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Proper makes mums sound like dickheads doesn't it? I mean, there's the odd thing where you can't help but wing it (like when your 6yo asks when he's allowed his own smartphone 🤯) but for most of us, we get the day-to-day nailed down because it's not that hard and the alternative is chaos, and who wants to live in chaos? Apart from Truff, obvs...
 
BirkenheadTranny said:
Hey trolls

Well done to @spookydooky for the winning thread title. After what we have been seeing recently, this thread title says it all!

Just gonna do us all a quick recap of the last thread seeing as our truffle tits is in her Taylor Swift era, so we're going to be doing a round up on all her latest eras together ❤

CONTENT BABY ERA 💫
Now, whether we where saying it or we where thinking it, I'd say we've been proven right here and this baby was born purely for Instagram. There seems to be a lack of connection between Kate and the baby, displayed multiple times on the last thread by her slap dash ways of caring for her
View attachment 2896472 q
And can i just answer this troll here ...
View attachment 2896468 q
@Dougiedolls we got it wrong! Tradesmen, nail techs, the chimney sweep and the goldfish next door can all hold Berry. What Kate clearly meant was SHE would not be holding her anymore

Play time is spent on the edge of the kitchen counter and feeding time is spent anywhere other than her mother's arms

View attachment 2896381 qAnd let's not forget, this is the baby who has been in and out of hospital for 'days' at a time on all kinds of machines 🥹 I do believe it was touch and go at one point but Paramedic John appeared from nowhere as swiftly (but not as deadly) as one of Truffs farts and saved the day. Well done that man 👏
View attachment 2896388 q
And mere days after Berry being discharged from hospital yet again, here she is desperately trying to feed while her dumb duck of a mother chats tit into her phone about all the plans she has for herself because clearly the baby content isn't working with her being the 2nd baby and people just not giving a tit. We are just not seeing a connection. No bonding, no touch, no eye contact. I mean, nothing says you're regretting your life choices quite like a pissed up review of baby items 🫠View attachment 2896398 qThe fact that during this reel it is broad daylight and she is in charge of 2 young children whilst not being able to string a sentence together (even more than usual), gurning and slurring her words... Like, are you OK Truff? I'd either lay off the prosecco or go get your meds looked at because this is concerning!

MUNCHAUSEN ERA 💫

So Dee Dee Blanchard went with the baby to see the GP and during 5 minute consultation was instructed to give up the breastfeeding she never did and just said she did for content by an actual medical professional. What we think has really happened, is Daisy the cow has just said that because she's fed up of whipping her clothes off and burying the baby's head in her stinking arm pit for pics for the gram 💫
View attachment 2896479 q
Now she's jumped on the CMPA train despite her child not having the symptoms of a milk allergy. The poor thing is just trying her best to survive in a house full of thick twats with not a brain cell between them
View attachment 2896485 q

Sometimes social media can be really helpful as evidenced when some followers messaged her after watching a horrifying reel of her not even cleaning her baby's bottles correctly
View attachment 2896487 qBut rather than take it back to basics and get rid of all that gifted shite she uses to prepare bottles of formula, she's sticking with the allergy scenario. Even gone as far as booking a private allergy test (ordered a jarg one off some dodgy site on Google) that tests for allergies to citrus, egg, fish etc all for a kid who is 4 weeks old and only drinks bloody formula 🫣 but our super mum has to show that she is the best mum ever, much better than all us plebs who go down the route with dieticians and actual doctors
View attachment 2896494 q
But, us pessimistic trolls see all this allergy tit as drumming up interaction on her Instagram because she's constantly asking the advice of kimberley from skem yet is loathe to take the advice of the professionals... is that because what they're saying doesn't fit her agenda? 🤔
View attachment 2896500 q
And let's not forget the self diagnosed after 2 days PTSD .....
View attachment 2896501 qSo we are seeing some quite concerning behaviours all for her desperation to be validated by faceless strangers on the internet
View attachment 2896502 qView attachment 2896504 qView attachment 2896506 qWell @bbbbbbb123 she'll jib the allergy thing off once a new fad comes along 🤞 let's hope the new craze involves being a hands on and present parent 🙏

GLOW UP ERA 💫

So in between all Baz's hospital admissions, 4 weeks post C section sees Kate acting like a total lunatic with multiple treatments. The most bizarre of them being a massage on her recently sliced and diced abdomen to manipulate fat cells or some tit. But it wasn't her tummy that grabbed our attention when pics where posted ......
View attachment 2896523 qView attachment 2896524 q
Some of us wondered where the excess fat could have gone...
View attachment 2896536 qOur @Tomi2015 spotted her in the wild
View attachment 2896538 q
And our resident artist @Glittercandy12 gave the trolls what they needed
View attachment 2896541 qShe doesn't edit or filter anymore hunnays
View attachment 2896544 q
Who needs 2 hands anyway?
View attachment 2896545 qDue to all this weight loss caused by some gunt slapping by some tit probably trained by Laceys, sexy time is now on the cards for her and little legs
View attachment 2896550 q
Trolls being understandably horrified and taking the pork joint off this Tuesdays menu
View attachment 2896559 q
We've also had mama June attending filler and botox appointments in between her crippling PTSD and emergency hospital admissions for the baby. At first she was a bit coy about what she'd had done and asked if we could guess
View attachment 2896562 q
Unfortunately not @Rothsey because surely a lobotomy would improve her spelling?
Also, the soft bleep went and had a medical grade facial mere days after botox and fillers when a lobotomy instead would have done wonders for the prick
View attachment 2896575 q

And let's not forget this absolute disaster of a jacket
View attachment 2896577 q

UTTER UTTER CRIME AGAINST FASHUN
View attachment 2896589 q


MOM OF 2 ERA 💫

Life has been crazy for the Von Trapps of Upton since the arrival of Baby Berry. But we're happy to see that inbetween all the medical emergencies, mommy glow ups and chatting tit to her phone, she still had time to book in a bullshit photoshoot 🥹
View attachment 2896608 q
Don't even get me started on how the idiot photographer obviously attending the same school of spelling as truff
View attachment 2896609 q
Considering Kate shares every single thing about her life, including dodgy reflective pictures like this .....
View attachment 2896613 q
As I was saying 🫣
We were surprised that there was no mention of where Olive will be going to school in September as the school places where given out just recently
View attachment 2896617 q
Maybe she's going to be attending somewhere more fitting... like somewhere to learn how to act like a normal human maybe?
View attachment 2896620 q
Or maybe she won't be attending in September because she'll be too busy playing with all the LOL toys that where initially offered out for another child to receive
View attachment 2896622 qView attachment 2896623 q
It was wholesome to see that even with a sick baby in tow, Kate still won't let Matt out of her sight. Wonder why?
View attachment 2896625 q
We did ponder why doormatt wasn't in the bullshit photo shoot with all his girls 🥹
View attachment 2896629 q

Despite all the raised eyebrows of us trolls....
View attachment 2896635 q

We where heartened to see that Kate is grateful for what she gave up
View attachment 2896639 q
But for the sake of transparency we do call on Chez who is 40 (likely 45 now) to come on and confirm that Kate gave away HER big salon
Thanks peps 😘

And that's the end of the eras tour my trolls. I'll be back soon for more disbelief and fuckery to report on
In the meantime I'm off to Laceys to learn how to carry out a brain transplant over the course of 8 hours (minus lunch and fag breaks) 👩‍⚕️
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Work of art yet again.
 
BirkenheadTranny said:
Hey trolls

Well done to @spookydooky for the winning thread title. After what we have been seeing recently, this thread title says it all!

Just gonna do us all a quick recap of the last thread seeing as our truffle tits is in her Taylor Swift era, so we're going to be doing a round up on all her latest eras together ❤

CONTENT BABY ERA 💫
Now, whether we where saying it or we where thinking it, I'd say we've been proven right here and this baby was born purely for Instagram. There seems to be a lack of connection between Kate and the baby, displayed multiple times on the last thread by her slap dash ways of caring for her
View attachment 2896472 q
And can i just answer this troll here ...
View attachment 2896468 q
@Dougiedolls we got it wrong! Tradesmen, nail techs, the chimney sweep and the goldfish next door can all hold Berry. What Kate clearly meant was SHE would not be holding her anymore

Play time is spent on the edge of the kitchen counter and feeding time is spent anywhere other than her mother's arms

View attachment 2896381 qAnd let's not forget, this is the baby who has been in and out of hospital for 'days' at a time on all kinds of machines 🥹 I do believe it was touch and go at one point but Paramedic John appeared from nowhere as swiftly (but not as deadly) as one of Truffs farts and saved the day. Well done that man 👏
View attachment 2896388 q
And mere days after Berry being discharged from hospital yet again, here she is desperately trying to feed while her dumb duck of a mother chats tit into her phone about all the plans she has for herself because clearly the baby content isn't working with her being the 2nd baby and people just not giving a tit. We are just not seeing a connection. No bonding, no touch, no eye contact. I mean, nothing says you're regretting your life choices quite like a pissed up review of baby items 🫠View attachment 2896398 qThe fact that during this reel it is broad daylight and she is in charge of 2 young children whilst not being able to string a sentence together (even more than usual), gurning and slurring her words... Like, are you OK Truff? I'd either lay off the prosecco or go get your meds looked at because this is concerning!

MUNCHAUSEN ERA 💫

So Dee Dee Blanchard went with the baby to see the GP and during 5 minute consultation was instructed to give up the breastfeeding she never did and just said she did for content by an actual medical professional. What we think has really happened, is Daisy the cow has just said that because she's fed up of whipping her clothes off and burying the baby's head in her stinking arm pit for pics for the gram 💫
View attachment 2896479 q
Now she's jumped on the CMPA train despite her child not having the symptoms of a milk allergy. The poor thing is just trying her best to survive in a house full of thick twats with not a brain cell between them
View attachment 2896485 q

Sometimes social media can be really helpful as evidenced when some followers messaged her after watching a horrifying reel of her not even cleaning her baby's bottles correctly
View attachment 2896487 qBut rather than take it back to basics and get rid of all that gifted shite she uses to prepare bottles of formula, she's sticking with the allergy scenario. Even gone as far as booking a private allergy test (ordered a jarg one off some dodgy site on Google) that tests for allergies to citrus, egg, fish etc all for a kid who is 4 weeks old and only drinks bloody formula 🫣 but our super mum has to show that she is the best mum ever, much better than all us plebs who go down the route with dieticians and actual doctors
View attachment 2896494 q
But, us pessimistic trolls see all this allergy tit as drumming up interaction on her Instagram because she's constantly asking the advice of kimberley from skem yet is loathe to take the advice of the professionals... is that because what they're saying doesn't fit her agenda? 🤔
View attachment 2896500 q
And let's not forget the self diagnosed after 2 days PTSD .....
View attachment 2896501 qSo we are seeing some quite concerning behaviours all for her desperation to be validated by faceless strangers on the internet
View attachment 2896502 qView attachment 2896504 qView attachment 2896506 qWell @bbbbbbb123 she'll jib the allergy thing off once a new fad comes along 🤞 let's hope the new craze involves being a hands on and present parent 🙏

GLOW UP ERA 💫

So in between all Baz's hospital admissions, 4 weeks post C section sees Kate acting like a total lunatic with multiple treatments. The most bizarre of them being a massage on her recently sliced and diced abdomen to manipulate fat cells or some tit. But it wasn't her tummy that grabbed our attention when pics where posted ......
View attachment 2896523 qView attachment 2896524 q
Some of us wondered where the excess fat could have gone...
View attachment 2896536 qOur @Tomi2015 spotted her in the wild
View attachment 2896538 q
And our resident artist @Glittercandy12 gave the trolls what they needed
View attachment 2896541 qShe doesn't edit or filter anymore hunnays
View attachment 2896544 q
Who needs 2 hands anyway?
View attachment 2896545 qDue to all this weight loss caused by some gunt slapping by some tit probably trained by Laceys, sexy time is now on the cards for her and little legs
View attachment 2896550 q
Trolls being understandably horrified and taking the pork joint off this Tuesdays menu
View attachment 2896559 q
We've also had mama June attending filler and botox appointments in between her crippling PTSD and emergency hospital admissions for the baby. At first she was a bit coy about what she'd had done and asked if we could guess
View attachment 2896562 q
Unfortunately not @Rothsey because surely a lobotomy would improve her spelling?
Also, the soft bleep went and had a medical grade facial mere days after botox and fillers when a lobotomy instead would have done wonders for the prick
View attachment 2896575 q

And let's not forget this absolute disaster of a jacket
View attachment 2896577 q

UTTER UTTER CRIME AGAINST FASHUN
View attachment 2896589 q


MOM OF 2 ERA 💫

Life has been crazy for the Von Trapps of Upton since the arrival of Baby Berry. But we're happy to see that inbetween all the medical emergencies, mommy glow ups and chatting tit to her phone, she still had time to book in a bullshit photoshoot 🥹
View attachment 2896608 q
Don't even get me started on how the idiot photographer obviously attending the same school of spelling as truff
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Considering Kate shares every single thing about her life, including dodgy reflective pictures like this .....
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As I was saying 🫣
We were surprised that there was no mention of where Olive will be going to school in September as the school places where given out just recently
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Maybe she's going to be attending somewhere more fitting... like somewhere to learn how to act like a normal human maybe?
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Or maybe she won't be attending in September because she'll be too busy playing with all the LOL toys that where initially offered out for another child to receive
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It was wholesome to see that even with a sick baby in tow, Kate still won't let Matt out of her sight. Wonder why?
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We did ponder why doormatt wasn't in the bullshit photo shoot with all his girls 🥹
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Despite all the raised eyebrows of us trolls....
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We where heartened to see that Kate is grateful for what she gave up
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But for the sake of transparency we do call on Chez who is 40 (likely 45 now) to come on and confirm that Kate gave away HER big salon
Thanks peps 😘

And that's the end of the eras tour my trolls. I'll be back soon for more disbelief and fuckery to report on
In the meantime I'm off to Laceys to learn how to carry out a brain transplant over the course of 8 hours (minus lunch and fag breaks) 👩‍⚕️
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You are one funny fucker Queen Birko… 👑 genius!
 
bbbbbbb123 said:
Not to be a Debbie downer but as someone who is desperate for a child and has actual fertility issues it winds me up how much she is taking this baby of hers granted!!! I’m not sure what she’s worse at being a mum, mua, influencer or falcon icon
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She’s not interested in the baby at all ..
She’s a prime example of someone who wants things they think they can’t have for the drama of it all and the attention .. She’s to selfish to be a good mother to them girls ..And It will only get worse in time ..Her behaviour is very erratic at the min ..Shes all over the place
If only people around her would stand up to her ..Matt is a big whip he won’t say anything to her …
 
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