ReginaPhalange4
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I AM FAIRY GODMOTHER #WeddingExspert
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And she'll be flying the fairy godmother to the south of France on a private jet no doubt . Which, of course, Alive will love, it'll be her favouriteI can’t understand buying two pairs of Jimmy Choos for my wedding and then booking KHM to do makeup with her scruffy basic kit and hang around all day like a bad smell. What was the bride thinking?
Love that she added in booking a fairy godmother for her own wedding in.. I’ll believe that when I see it
Omg you’re right, the photographer is in the back corner taking photos of the bridesmaids waking in and Truff is right there smack bang in the middle of them oh I’m ashamed for her!!And you can see a professional capturing the moment in the corner hidden away. She is right in the middle ruining those precious moment photos! I'd have ragged her out the room by her greasy fallen out curls!
I’d expect the fairy godmother to be discreet, she’s about as discreet as walking dog tit through a white carpetHer bride MUA business, like everything she does, is dying on its arse.
This’ll be what the new phone with better camera was all about.
Hardly any weddings booked. So she’s dreamed up this ‘VIP experience’ so she can hang around, take some out of focus photos, get in the photographers way, and beg a free meal.
I’m only surprised Matt and the geg didn’t show up for a free scran too.
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Omg you’re right, the photographer is in the back corner taking photos of the bridesmaids waking in and Truff is right there smack bang in the middle of them oh I’m ashamed for her!!
This is Truff to a tee. I can just hear her now. She never lets us down, does she? If I was yesterday’s bride reading Truff’s insta captions, I’d be mortified.I’d expect the fairy godmother to be discreet, she’s about as discreet as walking dog tit through a white carpet
Ah cmon Fizz who the duck is bragging about having her as a makeup artist?
I just spat my anxiety brew out whilst I’m meditating with my Nivea.That poor cow has paid for the VIP KHM experience and got a rubbish video of her nearest and dearest walking into a room, panning back and forth and an out of focus picture. Not even amateur, she’s regretting not booking Olive to do it for her
This made my morningA VIP package and she looks like bananas in pjamas?
Nah I know the exact types that book her. They have little to no personal thoughts and feelings, they go with the crowd and a persons IG following even though they KNOW the work is crap just so they can "brag"
I went wedding dress shopping with my mate years back (like 2011 or so) and the owner of one of the shops kept saying 'MY brides' - like, 'if you decide to become one of MY BRIDES we'd do blah blah' etc. We were close to pissing ourselves the entire appointment and that was the catchphrase for the next monthStill doing the one look and no skin prep I see. My irrational hate is the way she says MY bride. I’ve never known anyone do that.
She uses brushes that look like she’s cleaned her fanny with them. I don’t suppose she’s arsed about using different foundation on different people. Still don’t understand how anyone can let her near their faces with manky and cheap makeup that she’s used on probably every face she does. They must be as bad as she is. They obviously must see the filthy germ ridden makeup on her insta stories. If a MUA come at me with a clumpy and vile mascara wand they’d get it shoved up their nostril. That has got to be a serious health and safety issue, especially after we’ve just came out of a pandemic.Any make up worth their salt will know you can’t use any arl foundation on your brides.
You have to use one that doesn’t show up on the camera flashes.
The make up artists o know in the industry use a professional one that’s sprayed on like spray tan effect, so when the cameras flash her makeup doesn’t look shiny.
Coz it’s better than the expensive brands..it’s the best ever….trollTotally understandable why the bridesmaids all look terrified sitting in the make up chair. I still can’t get over using BPerfect for a wedding.