Katie Hayes #187 Olives a top kayaker, Truff looks like a linebacker

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I can’t understand buying two pairs of Jimmy Choos for my wedding and then booking KHM to do makeup with her scruffy basic kit and hang around all day like a bad smell. What was the bride thinking?

Love that she added in booking a fairy godmother for her own wedding in.. I’ll believe that when I see it 🤣
And she'll be flying the fairy godmother to the south of France on a private jet no doubt . Which, of course, Alive will love, it'll be her favourite 🙄
 
Her bride MUA business, like everything she does, is dying on its arse.

This’ll be what the new phone with better camera was all about.

Hardly any weddings booked. So she’s dreamed up this ‘VIP experience’ so she can hang around, take some out of focus photos, get in the photographers way, and beg a free meal.

I’m only surprised Matt and the geg didn’t show up for a free scran too.
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And you can see a professional capturing the moment in the corner hidden away. She is right in the middle ruining those precious moment photos! I'd have ragged her out the room by her greasy fallen out curls!
Omg you’re right, the photographer is in the back corner taking photos of the bridesmaids waking in and Truff is right there smack bang in the middle of them 😱 oh I’m ashamed for her!!
 
Her bride MUA business, like everything she does, is dying on its arse.

This’ll be what the new phone with better camera was all about.

Hardly any weddings booked. So she’s dreamed up this ‘VIP experience’ so she can hang around, take some out of focus photos, get in the photographers way, and beg a free meal.

I’m only surprised Matt and the geg didn’t show up for a free scran too.
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Omg you’re right, the photographer is in the back corner taking photos of the bridesmaids waking in and Truff is right there smack bang in the middle of them 😱 oh I’m ashamed for her!!
I’d expect the fairy godmother to be discreet, she’s about as discreet as walking dog tit through a white carpet
 
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Imagine thinking yourself that important ON SOMEONE else's day that you stand in the way and make sure you're on the pics. I'm actually disgusted with her.
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Ah cmon Fizz who the duck is bragging about having her as a makeup artist?

😅😅 some sad sack that goes "MY MUA HAS 182 THOUSAND FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM" you know the types. Nobs.
 
Does anyone know what she charges for make up? I bet she is really spenny, and yet only seems to use TikTok make up and high street.

I am all for high street but I’d think wedding make up should be more high end surely? Or the price to reflect?

Still doing the one look and no skin prep I see. My irrational hate is the way she says MY bride. I’ve never known anyone do that.
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That poor cow has paid for the VIP KHM experience and got a rubbish video of her nearest and dearest walking into a room, panning back and forth and an out of focus picture. Not even amateur, she’s regretting not booking Olive to do it for her
I just spat my anxiety brew out whilst I’m meditating with my Nivea. 😂😂😂

I cannot cope, how is any of that VIP? She thinks she’s Rankin but is in fact Rank

Oh can I have that as a thread suggestion -Thinks she is Rankin when she’s just Rank.

not sure of the rules but don’t tell me how to live my life huns, just jealous trolls the lot of you ✌🏻
 
So had a nose and think the bride was marrying Jess ds brother (it’s lip thing/ also does nails too), think this is one of truffs friends. Thinking back to all her other weddings, I’m sure she always knows someone in the bridal party, so think this is how she gets them cause probably feel sorry for her. This would explain why she is never fully booked all year round and going to far venues, never local!
 
I mean I have no idea who would book her in first place but a VIP package….🤦‍♀️why would you want your MUA taking photos on phone when you have a photographer? Why would you want her messing with your hair when you have had a hairdresser do it? These brides are as round the bend as she is! Don’t even get me started on the state of her make up kit and how she can’t even be bothered to make herself look presentable!
 
Nah I know the exact types that book her. They have little to no personal thoughts and feelings, they go with the crowd and a persons IG following even though they KNOW the work is crap just so they can "brag"

I was just gonna say this Fizz 🤣 they’re all typical bores with cookie cutter weddings. I’m not at all surprised they pick this filthy mare to do their makeup
 
I thought hairdressers usually out the veil / hair clip or whatever on the bride themselves after they’ve finished as they know placement etc? Well I would’ve thought so anyway. Also the “there’s no one to do it” is the bride not getting ready with anyone? So bizarre Yeah this client is the sister of Jess who does Truffs nails and balons for her events most likely #gifted
 
Still doing the one look and no skin prep I see. My irrational hate is the way she says MY bride. I’ve never known anyone do that.
I went wedding dress shopping with my mate years back (like 2011 or so) and the owner of one of the shops kept saying 'MY brides' - like, 'if you decide to become one of MY BRIDES we'd do blah blah' etc. We were close to pissing ourselves the entire appointment and that was the catchphrase for the next month
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Nah you're alright Truff, we can probably guess on our own.
 

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Any make up worth their salt will know you can’t use any arl foundation on your brides.
You have to use one that doesn’t show up on the camera flashes.
The make up artists o know in the industry use a professional one that’s sprayed on like spray tan effect, so when the cameras flash her makeup doesn’t look shiny.
 
Any make up worth their salt will know you can’t use any arl foundation on your brides.
You have to use one that doesn’t show up on the camera flashes.
The make up artists o know in the industry use a professional one that’s sprayed on like spray tan effect, so when the cameras flash her makeup doesn’t look shiny.
She uses brushes that look like she’s cleaned her fanny with them. I don’t suppose she’s arsed about using different foundation on different people. Still don’t understand how anyone can let her near their faces with manky and cheap makeup that she’s used on probably every face she does. They must be as bad as she is. They obviously must see the filthy germ ridden makeup on her insta stories. If a MUA come at me with a clumpy and vile mascara wand they’d get it shoved up their nostril. That has got to be a serious health and safety issue, especially after we’ve just came out of a pandemic.
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Totally understandable why the bridesmaids all look terrified sitting in the make up chair. I still can’t get over using BPerfect for a wedding.
Coz it’s better than the expensive brands..it’s the best ever….troll 🤔
 
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