Kate Garraway #4 IWDWHW

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Money for old rope.

It's taken almost 50 years for me to realize that talentless grifters get rich whilst the rest of us honest hard working mugs get nowhere. To make matters worse, some of the most talented people I've known in my life (artists, musicians) scratch a living and use food banks to survive. Ain't life grand. Would I change anything in my life for fame and success? HELL NO. I'd rather be poor and destitue than have no self-respect, shame or a total lack of integrity. duck 'em all! :cool:
 
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It's taken almost 50 years for me to realize that talentless grifters get rich whilst the rest of us honest hard working mugs get nowhere. To make matters worse, some of the most talented people I've known in my life (artists, musicians) scratch a living and use food banks to survive. Ain't life grand. Would I change anything in my life for fame and success? HELL NO. I'd rather be poor and destitue than have no self-respect, shame or a total lack of integrity. duck 'em all! :cool:

Imagine the strain of trying to remain "relevant" in Celebville on a 24/7 basis. No wonder Celeb Burnout Therapy is being offered by a growing number of psychologists in a bid to help these poor exhausted people recover and lead their best lives whilst still remaining famous and loved by millions of fans and devoted subscribers to their websites.

Mix and match diagnoses can be an excellent coping strategy and are flexible according to the day and situation.
 
Private Eye quite often mention how HMRC are absolutely savage if you’re a small business and owe any tax but if you’re a big company or name (see Katie Price as the perfect example of total non adherence to her multiple bankruptcies) then you tend to get away with it for longer.

Nadhim Zahawi, former Chancellor of the Exchequer for 5 minutes, is another great example of a multi-millionaire grifter who got a free pass. Wonderful example for us all to aspire to. "Oh I forgot" is the phrase to remember if you get a knock on the door from HMRC. :rolleyes:
 
Why does everything have to be about Kate? :cautious:


Because she's a rancid desperate old grifter. She doesn't know what else to do other than grift. She has very few other talents. duck me that chain-smoking has taken a toll on her boat though. Kate has the face of a pair of old leather shoes a dog has used as a toy. When this hag gets binned she's going to do what all talentless grifters do, she's going to monetize a fictitious mental health disorder. Mark my words, Dame Kate will have a late life diagnosis of ADHD and then do a tv series about it and 'write' a book. Trust me.
 
I'm amazed that any company pays for adverts during the show.

I turned on the other day and Richard Madeley's face looked like a slapped arse. He hasn't aged well. I don't think the blonde highlights help. What with his face and Garraway's neck of a thousand folds it's grim fare. Her neck reminds me of that tribe in Africa who put rings around their neck to make it longer, except in Kate's case the rings aren't there it's just wrinkled old skin. As for Susanna Reid and her fake smile, she's got more ceramic in her gob than I have on my sideboard.
 
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Because she's a rancid desperate old grifter. She doesn't know what else to do other than grift. She has very few other talents. duck me that chain-smoking has taken a toll on her boat though. Kate has the face of a pair of old leather shoes a dog has used as a toy. When this hag gets binned she's going to do what all talentless grifters do, she's going to monetize a fictitious mental health disorder. Mark my words, Dame Kate will have a late life diagnosis of ADHD and then do a tv series about it and 'write' a book. Trust me.

AuDHD is the latest celeb combo diagnosis and I reckon PTSD is a shoo-in.
 
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