Kat Farmer DMBL40 #7 Ridley-me-ree, I get it all free; hotels galore and charcuterie

[Isthatso?]

That’s not a good look. The only ‘bad body shape’ that genuinely shocks me is the under weight and no muscle tone. It always looks terrible and especially over 45. Because let’s face it youth can hide an awful lot that is highlighted as we age.

 

[GossipMongoose]

That’s a genuinely terrible neckline choice on her body type. For a published stylist, you’d think she’d have this stuff nailed by now? I’m sure Trinny has the same body type but you don’t notice it as much because she wouldn’t wear the strappy, exposing stuff. She (T) drives me up the wall and I’ve still not forgiven her and Susannah for bullying crying women in a tube of mirrors on TV in the 90’s, but she there’s no denying knows what suits her and dresses accordingly.

 

[bunsofsteel]

Again, dear lord...
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Someone has put that she works out. Genuinely

Good heavens. That is giving Madge from Benidorm vibes.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Her décolleté is so burned. The skin is so delicate there, it’s going to be ruined.

I just don’t get people sunbathing in this day and age when it’s so easy to fake a tan.

 

[GossipMongoose]

Way to dodge the question, Kat…

(edited as I hadn’t removed the name from the reply)

 

[GAC37]

Eargh! That lime green dress. Pity anyone at breakfast with a hangover.

My family and friends would think I’d totally lost it if I wore that dress!

 

[Flivver]

That medium rare steak look is just awful. I realise the irony as there’s more meat on a butcher’s pencil.

Doesn’t she know about sunscreen and the risk of malignant melanoma? What an influencer - how to cook your décolleté in 5 days in St Lucia.

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

I see she still can't manage to wash her hair or apply sun cream.
Gosh, I'm really looking forward to the wellbeing workshops.

 

[Vacuous]

God, Benidorm Madge looks younger and in better shape! The state of her sunburned, bony titflaps! Why??? How can you possibly want to look like that? Not just the cancer risk but the sun damage ! It's not as if she covers up her horrible chest either so why in gods name would you willingly make it look even more unpleasant??

 

[Vacuous]

The teeth !

 

[VividIndigo]

Not quite as much capacity at that one at 3,600 guests and 1,300 crew but even so it's a lot of people but it doesn't feel like it. They are so big and there are so many different areas to eat/relax/activities that we rarely saw the same people. It's so weird!

That's interesting - doesn't sound as crowded as I thought it may be.

 

[Kittylover2019]

I asked my hubby how old he thought she was, I showed him several pics for reference and to make it fair!

Drum roll........late 50's and 'what has she done to herself?'

She's 4 years older than me and tbh I thought I was starting to look rough but seeing these pics lately I don't feel as bad.

 

[Vacuous]

This is shocking. Her friend looks lovely. Look at Kat's face and stomach, if you dare!

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

This is shocking. Her friend looks lovely. Look at Kat's face and stomach, if you dare!

The friend looks furious and done with Kat’s behaviour

 

[Limetree]

She’s definitely starting to give Mr Burns vibes. Hopes she’s OK actually.

 

[livelaughhun]

Ooof.

 

[Vacuous]

Dear God, she looks 60 there. Genuinely. Forget the hideous bony chest, no amount of Borox will hide those facial lines!
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She's very, very clearly not OK. Her teeth are yellow, skin like chamois leather, hair like straw and a leathery, skinny body. She is seriously undernourished or misusing substances and/or alcohol. In my opinion.

 

[Sooz]

Me, having done way too many ECGs lately: "Ooooh look how easy it is to find the fourth intercostal space on herrrrr......Ooooh I can literally see it! Quickest ECG ever!"

 

[GAC37]

Looks nice from the back!

 

[Kittylover2019]

New guy?!