JS off topic chatter thread

[shellie]

I shall get the cocktail sausage rolls into the oven for us @LoopyHoopy71 we’re over here party planning.
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As long as you don’t repeat this

I remember seeing that a while back. There was another I mind seeing on the TV back in the 90s in one of those oops shows that were always on to fill air time. The helicopter had been sent to a mountain to rescue skiers and ended up skidding out of control and crashing. Luckily no one was hurt but they ended up having to send another to rescue the skiers and the rescuers.

I hate liners but would get into one if I had to but helicopters...you could offer me £1M and I wouldn't even step on the thing, never mind fly in it.... the same with smaller planes.

 

[KatLit]

I remember seeing that a while back. There was another I mind seeing on the TV back in the 90s in one of those oops shows that were always on to fill air time. The helicopter had been sent to a mountain to rescue skiers and ended up skidding out of control and crashing. Luckily no one was hurt but they ended up having to send another to rescue the skiers and the rescuers.

I hate liners but would get into one if I had to but helicopters...you could offer me £1M and I wouldn't even step on the thing, never mind fly in it.... the same with smaller planes.

Can you donate your £1M towards the party GFM then, the bar Bill's gonna be bleeping massive!

 

[anniemouse]

I need to book an appointment for my neon orange nails.

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Surely Dominos will be up for a bit of sponsorship given all that shouting down the ravines? If not I guess we can always approach Autoglass

If our GFM gets enough I think it’s only right that we duck off to Tenerife, I’m currently googling Airbnb properties, there should be plenty of availability by the end of the month

 

[anniemouse]

I’m going out hillwalking with friends today and my other half (a seasoned hillwalker) asked last night what I’d be wearing on my feet. Naturally Adidas sliders, he then said what if you get lost or injured? I’m like, it’ll be fine. I’m just charging my phone now so I have more than 1% battery.

 

[Sal Monella]

Woohoo! Party on!

I bought my hedgehog with me....

 

[JSquared]

Woohoo! Party on!

I bought my hedgehog with me....

when did the party hedgehog get so boujie. Im here for it!

 

[cushtybert]

Well hello lovely’s!!

 

[Meangirl815]

Hello lovelies I'm here for the party planning

 

[cushtybert]

I feel my mountain needs more terrain adding…

 

[Sukysue]

Surely Dominos will be up for a bit of sponsorship given all that shouting down the ravines? If not I guess we can always approach Autoglass

If our GFM gets enough I think it’s only right that we duck off to Tenerife, I’m currently googling Airbnb properties, there should be plenty of availability by the end of the month

I know one that's only £40

 

[TenerifeTigger]

Hola!

I've still not picked a costume.

 

[LividLalji]

Hello you condescending cunts x @MrsMushroom delivered the best comeback I’m still crying (would say dying but insensitive)

I had no idea off topic chats existed and I’m so glad they do. Last night I was thinking about how much I’ll miss a lot of you tattlers.

 

[Meangirl815]

I did enjoy it when the do gooders turned up on the thread to tell us we are all horrible

 

[KatLit]

The deification has started. Good job he was "one in a million" or we'd all be in bleeping trouble. The changing of the narrative of this scrote makes me heave!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

The deification has started. Good job he was "one in a million" or we'd all be in bleeping trouble. The changing of the narrative of this scrote makes me heave!

I think he is one in a million. I’ve never met many angels. Or any actually. But don’t their wings usually come out of their shoulders? Jay’s come out of his head.

 

[Ohgetoveryourself]

I did enjoy it when the do gooders turned up on the thread to tell us we are all horrible

You spelt Hypocrites wrong

 

[elevatordomino]

I actually think jay would have loved the BANTZ in this group. I don’t even know the poor guy but I’m going to have a drink for him. Or a line.

 

[VC10]

Can we hire a big light-up jukebox?

 

[mutleypaws]

Thank you my lovely Not gonna lie took some time away as I'd been posting party updates without realising the story had broken so felt like an insensitive cnut.

At least we're all insensitive cunts together now