JoJo’s World #6 JoJo’s liver works harder than he does for 10k views... Unless he's rooming with Zach.

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Two changes already? Hour long video? It must be fun to be this bad at your "job" and still somehow make money.

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How has this idiot traveled so much and still just doesn’t get it? You let the Uber driver scam you/the system. You say you have tsa pre check and global entry through a credit card but you haven’t set it up. I just… the Disney bubble has coddled the likes of Jojo and Kyle as much as their parents have. That generation is hopeless!

They need to also stop eating on camera because they have no table manners. No one wants to see them scarf down tacos and pizza and such.
 
Looks like a wife swap party

And yes I'm shocked a grown adult has THAT many novelty key rings

I swear all these vloggers just enable eachother and make them all think their behaviour isn't odd/dumb
Right. They’re in a bubble. They are weird.

On the Kyle threads someone said jojo bought it cash? Not the flex he thinks it is. Woo, you still don’t have a house or a retirement, buddy. You bought a depreciating asset with cash. Genius. Still incredible he makes enough to save anything because he adds zero value to the world and no one watches his videos.
 
Right. They’re in a bubble. They are weird.

On the Kyle threads someone said jojo bought it cash? Not the flex he thinks it is. Woo, you still don’t have a house or a retirement, buddy. You bought a depreciating asset with cash. Genius. Still incredible he makes enough to save anything because he adds zero value to the world and no one watches his videos.

Yeah exactly, buying a brand new car full stop isn't really a flex. It's a terrible use of money. Sure if you're loaded then you probably wouldn't care, but jojo isn't loaded. This was all to maintain the image he is successful.

Congratulations, you've just been fucked by a car dealership, the same as you bend over for Disney, Universal and that creepy guy you go on holiday with 🤣
 
Yeah exactly, buying a brand new car full stop isn't really a flex. It's a terrible use of money. Sure if you're loaded then you probably wouldn't care, but jojo isn't loaded. This was all to maintain the image he is successful.

Congratulations, you've just been fucked by a car dealership, the same as you bend over for Disney, Universal and that creepy guy you go on holiday with 🤣
The cash purchase was a total flex. Makes sense though. Look at how he's been living for the past however many years. Always splitting the rent three ways, writing off items, taking gifts from fans, etc. That's the only reason he had the cash. A smart person would have used the cash for a home down payment after using minimum cash down for the car and then financed at a good rate.
 
I thought Mr 1.6 million Subs had been successful in the past, but then I looked at the highest views of his long form videos and he hasn't had one hit a million views. That's quite surprising/shocking. Especially when you factor in the pandemic and the boost on views all vloggers got. I know he got crazy short views, but that makes it even more surprising not even one video topped a million. Not one long form video go really viral. He posts almost daily and has almost 1500 videos.

Even Paging Mr Morrow had one vlog hit 1.3 million.

Basically people aren't interested in spending a length of time with Jojo
 
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