Joe Wicks - The Body Coach

[Lynx]

Or just take her outside for a walk ? Why would a 1 year old need to learn to use a treadmill ?

(My kids like to put cars down my dad's treadmill )

He's so irresponsible doing that! I hope it's a one off and he's not going to encourage her anymore. Children have died using and playing with treadmills including Mike Tyson's 5 year old daughter. Surely with his profession he should know it's the wrong thing to do.

 

[elloelloello]

Thread suggestion:

Joe Wicks #2: 'Daddy can I have some pom bears please?' NO CHANCE INDIE, EAT MY MIDGET TREES!!'

 

[Lynx]

Way too long, but it sums him up, well I thought so.

Joe Wicks #2: Starve your child for 6 hours, chuck them some lentils, throw them on the treadmill and that right there is Wean in 15.

 

[Xanthedh]

Joe Wicks #2: Starve your child for 6 hours, chuck them some lentils, throw them on the treadmill and that right there is Wean in 15.

That made me snort I can just hear it in his voice...

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

He has no brain. It is not healthy to put your toddler on a treadmill.

 

[Borntorun]

Way too long, but it sums him up, well I thought so.

Joe Wicks #2: Starve your child for 6 hours, chuck them some lentils, throw them on the treadmill and that right there is Wean in 15.

Is it wrong that I read this in his voice?!

 

[wishes]

Nursemaid’s elbow waiting to happen.

 

[Chablis1]

Just seen his latest Insta. Bet his daughter would have enjoyed having some of that pudding

 

[Asparagus123]

Joe wicks #2 Mean in 15

 

[Sven]

Joe wicks #2 Mean in 15

Perfect!!

 

[Squarehole]

I see Joe finally managed to rub away all poor Marley's hair .......

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Joe wicks #2 Mean in 15

This is the one

 

[elloelloello]

This is the one

agreed!!

 

[Brummiebird]

Joe wicks #2 Mean in 15

That has to be a permanent thread tile, just change the number and add-lib each time.

So like :-

Joe Wicks #2 Mean in 15 - Indie wants to break free, Joe just wants Rosie to nosh off his midget tree.

Notice, Indie is getting banana with her lunch today. Joe will have her doing double sessions on the tread mill later

 

[Ladymuckx]

I’ve noticed Indie rarely, if ever, chews her food. She just seams to swallow her bites whole. Do you think it’s because she’s so hungry or because the food is horrid?

 

[DigitalA]

I’ve noticed Indie rarely, if ever, chews her food. She just seams to swallow her bites whole. Do you think it’s because she’s so hungry or because the food is horrid?

I always think she's shovelling it in because she's just so darn hungry! not because she loves your food, Joe

 

[Asparagus123]

I’ve noticed Indie rarely, if ever, chews her food. She just seams to swallow her bites whole. Do you think it’s because she’s so hungry or because the food is horrid?

I noticed that too she must be so hungry she literally shoves the whole thing in her mouth ! She must be bloody sick of egg muffins and frittatas that’s all she seems to get !

 

[Gunt]

Indie is like some performing monkey for Instagram. Indie do this, indie do that. Hope she gives him the finger one day.
Poor kid shovels her food in, literally doesn't even chew.

 

[Brummiebird]

I’ve noticed Indie rarely, if ever, chews her food. She just seams to swallow her bites whole. Do you think it’s because she’s so hungry or because the food is horrid?

Both and also because she’s learnt the quicker she scoffs it down the sooner that annoying twit with the phone camera stops bugging her.

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

I love that Indie didn’t eat her dinner because she ate all of the ducks bread when out with granddad. Top trolling Indie