Joe Wicks #4 His ego is bigger than his midget tree

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So Joe has bought Indie a lovely slide and climbing frame for the garden and has said on his stories that George is going to build it. Presuming that's his brother George and seeing as they don't live together Indie's going to have a rather long wait to use it, unless they break the lockdown restrictions. Seeing as he's popping to the shops to buy bread for the ducks with Indie and making other pointless trips out I can imagine that he is going to flout the rules, I'm hoping he proves me wrong though.
 
So his brother is going to help the climbing frame? So breaking lock down and social distancing rules ffs! That or the poor kid will be waiting weeks for it to be built. Why can’t joe and Rosie build it? Me and my husband built a similar one For my disghter second birthday .yes it was hard and took hours we but we did it but by bit during naps then when she went to bed in the evening and had it done in just over a day.
 
WBlue said:
So his brother is going to help the climbing frame? So breaking lock down and social distancing rules ffs! That or the poor kid will be waiting weeks for it to be built. Why can’t joe and Rosie build it? Me and my husband built a similar one For my disghter second birthday .yes it was hard and took hours we but we did it but by bit during naps then when she went to bed in the evening and had it done in just over a day.
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Exactly what I've just said. He's probably planning on keeping away from George when he's working outside, but that's not the point. I go to my mum's once a week to drop her food shop off as she is vulnerable and lives alone, as that's allowed, building climbing frames in your sibling's garden isn't.
 
Lynx said:
Exactly what I've just said. He's probably planning on keeping away from George when he's working outside, but that's not the point. I go to my mum's once a week to drop her food shop off as she is vulnerable and lives alone, as that's allowed, building climbing frames in your sibling's garden isn't.
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Having built a similar but smaller climbing frame before there is no way George will be able to build that on his own they weighs Bloody tonne. Joe is 100% going to help him build it.
 
Lynx said:
Exactly what I've just said. He's probably planning on keeping away from George when he's working outside, but that's not the point. I go to my mum's once a week to drop her food shop off as she is vulnerable and lives alone, as that's allowed, building climbing frames in your sibling's garden isn't.
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‘Essential travel’?
 
Came here for all of this. He’ll get roasted if he does help his brother build it. If they’re waiting until after lockdown poor Indie, nothing like teasing her! Also their garden isn’t that big it’ll take up the whole thing!

Also Joe did it get any lunch today, just mummy and Indie, so no doubt he’s buggered off to some fancy deli. What she made her actually looked decent and no kale in sight! And at a decent time too
 
SJ08 said:
The sleep expert just chill mama that did the live with him is also desperate to be insta famous. Constantly giving free services to Z-list celebs so I wasn’t surprised in the slightest to see her jump on the list bandwagon!
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So many so called sleep 'experts' out there - all talking total rubbish and/or common sense 🤭🤭🤭 Joe is just encouraging ppl to waste money on them (I am sure his advice was gifted!)
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MDH86 said:
100% agree with this! I remember Joe also saying way back that he thought Indie was a calm baby because of the hypnobirthing non medicated birth Rosie had with her. I wanted to have a water birth with my first and ended up having an emergency C section and being put to sleep. It as horrific. She also had awful reflux and allergies and I blamed myself for all of it. That’s obviously not Joe’s fault but when he attributed Indie’s chilled demeanour to Rosie’s super human capability of having a drug free birth it was horrible for me to hear that and did nothing to help my PND.
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Joe is so wrapped up in his own bubble he doesn’t realise that when he attributes X to Y and gives himself and Rosie big pats on the back, he’s dismissing everyone who has done the opposite. I’ve had two caesarean experiences. One a horrific, life-threatening emergency, the other was planned and stress-free. My calm and relaxed child is the one who was the result of the emergency. So Joe is talking out of his arse. He got lucky with Indie and now he’s hopefully realising his second isn’t a carbon copy despite how great he thinks he is.
 
bubbletea123 said:
What is wrong with his sight?
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He has delayed visual development and they only noticed recently. Apparently he can see now but before that he couldn’t and that’s one of the reason why he wanted to be held all the time. So when they were plonking him in a handbag when they were in Mexico so they could drink their cocktails he was probably very sad and scared because he couldn’t see and wanted to be physically close to his Mummy 😔
 
Wingingmotherhood said:
He has delayed visual development and they only noticed recently. Apparently he can see now but before that he couldn’t and that’s one of the reason why he wanted to be held all the time. So when they were plonking him in a handbag when they were in Mexico so they could drink their cocktails he was probably very sad and scared because he couldn’t see and wanted to be physically close to his Mummy 😔
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Oh my God. That is heartbreaking.
 
Sorry it's The Scum, don't open the article.

Can't be a rare picture, he shares so much of the kids.

www.thesun.co.uk

Joe Wicks shares rare photo of children Indie, 1, and three month old Marley

FITNESS guru Joe Wicks has shared a rare picture of his children 21-month-old Indie and baby Marley, three months. The Body Coach, 33, took to Instagram yesterday to post the adorable snap of his l…
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WBlue said:
So his brother is going to help the climbing frame? So breaking lock down and social distancing rules ffs! That or the poor kid will be waiting weeks for it to be built. Why can’t joe and Rosie build it? Me and my husband built a similar one For my disghter second birthday .yes it was hard and took hours we but we did it but by bit during naps then when she went to bed in the evening and had it done in just over a day.
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They can’t manage to tidy the house or cut the grass until it is mentioned on here, no chance of them building a climbing frame. Joe simply doesn’t have the time in between telling us all how to parent our kids, being a spiritual guru and getting pissed by 3pm.

Squarehole said:
Watched a bit of his live and he said Rosie bonded with Marley but he didn't until recently because he was so difficult. What a thing to say. Poor baby because he didn't fit into his magic you just need to be calm and you will have the prefect child idea he didn't bond with him !
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How could he possibly bond with him, he was off skiing with the boys, going on all day bike rides and “reconnecting” with Rosie for the first few months of the poor kid’s life.
 
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Brummiebird said:
They can’t manage to tidy the house or cut the grass until it is mentioned on here, no chance of them building a climbing frame. Joe simply doesn’t have the time in between telling us all how to parent our kids, being a spiritual guru and getting pissed by 3pm.



How could he possibly bond with him, he was off skiing with the boys, going on all day bike rides and “reconnecting” with Rosie for the first few months of the poor kid’s life.
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The revelation about Marley’s sight does make everything they did in the 4th trimester seem even worse. The night in a posh hotel, Rosie going out getting smashed all day with her mates, ski holidays, bike rides. Hardly parents of the year are they?!
 
Wingingmotherhood said:
The revelation about Marley’s sight does make everything they did in the 4th trimester seem even worse. The night in a posh hotel, Rosie going out getting smashed all day with her mates, ski holidays, bike rides. Hardly parents of the year are they?!
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Remember that meal they had with loads of friends over, days after Marley got out of hospital. They had someone in to cook for them I think? Marley was perched on the floor next to them all at the table. He must have been really distressed with all the (unnecessary) noise and commotion around him.
 
Brummiebird said:
Remember that meal they had with loads of friends over, days after Marley got out of hospital. They had someone in to cook for them I think? Marley was perched on the floor next to them all at the table. He must have been really distressed with all the (unnecessary) noise and commotion around him.
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I forgot about that 😔 I dislike him even more now.

And he’s back on stories making Indie perform again. Joe no one gives a tit if she knows her colours - doesnt go on your CV when you’re older! Pushy Wicks strikes again!
 
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