Joe Wicks #21 Dosie and the ferals

[maytoseptember]

Still can’t believe they went with Dusty. Of all the names in the world (admittedly they’re now stuck with everyone having a name ending in -ee) they decided on Dusty?

 

[Camperfan]

Dustie is still bad but doesn't immediately make you think about that shelf you suddenly notice you've forgotten to wipe in a while...
Personally I hate the "names on a theme" thing, find it a bit naff. But good old "Charlie" would have fitted, or Barney, Alfie, Cassidy, anything but bloody Dusty.
Total proof they money doesn't buy class.
What's the betting they were hoping for a girl and all their lined up names were girl ones?

 

[Debarkle]

I didn’t realise they’d had a boy! I just assumed girl because then at least you’ve got Dusty Springfield…

 

[maytoseptember]

I didn’t realise they’d had a boy! I just assumed girl because then at least you’ve got Dusty Springfield…

Which was a nickname, her real name was Mary!

Lacey Turner has a daughter called Dusty (and a son called Trilby, so she’s terrible at naming babies too!)

 

[unidentified]

I see his mate Jamie said it was on their list. Bet Joe jizzed himself at that comment

 

[Fat-tits]

That kid out of Stranger Things is called Dusty? Prickface is a Demontor sucking the life out of everyone

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

On at Glastonbury this morning….festival not even officially started yet also who could be arsed with that twit at 9am

 

[Purplepeople]

I did it again…I could believe that I didn’t have any notifications on my watched threads and no one was commenting on the name Dusty, but I’d just forgotten to watch the new thread.

Dusty?! Really?!

 

[Camperfan]

On at Glastonbury this morning….festival not even officially started yet also who could be arsed with that twit at 9am

People started heading there as early as Tuesday, I live in Somerset, they were getting on the train with trolleys loaded with crates of beer/cider at 7.30am when I was headed to work I did laugh though that his gigs there are early/before the main stages open. Obviously looking for any old entertainment to keep the crowds busy before things get going. That old caravan looks like a step down from accommodation he had last year too, didn't be have a fancy yurt or something last year?

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

I know the site opens Wednesday morning, I’ve been one of those saddos in the queue to try and get a tent pitch that won’t end up full of mud when the heavens open but it’s doesn’t officially start until Friday, then just put any old tit on until then to try and keep people amused…Joe falling well into the any old tit category

 

[keepyourpeace]

On at Glastonbury this morning….festival not even officially started yet also who could be arsed with that twit at 9am

I'm working glastonbury at the moment and could hear him from work this morning and see the general area. It didn't seem busy

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

I'm working glastonbury at the moment and could hear him from work this morning and see the general area. It didn't seem busy

You have my sympathies….having to listen to him I mean, not being at Glasto
Do we think he’s gone straight home to Dusty Bin or have his mates gone with him and he’s on a bender?

 

[VC10]

Dusty? Where do they live? Wisconsin in America??

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Prick’s on bbc breakfast now. He wants a slot in the pyramid stage next year

 

[lissy8219]

I'm working glastonbury at the moment and could hear him from work this morning and see the general area. It didn't seem busy

Poor you!

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

There for the weekend…good to know what his priorities are
I follow a DJ called Fisher, height of his career, loads of festivals booked and a residency in Ibiza. Cancelled loads to be with his wife who was expecting and now to spend time with their new baby that was born around the same time as Dusty Bin. His theory is the gigs will still be there but being with his wife and new baby won’t happen again. The right way to do things….not shacked up in a crappy looking caravan and hopelessly clinging on to 5 minutes of fame…

 

[Runninggirl]

So Dosie had the baby less than two weeks ago and he thinks it’s acceptable to piss off to Glastonbury? Jeez what a dick he truly is.

 

[mrtumble]

Maybe Dosie is a cool girl and tells him it's fine and he should go and enjoy himself. But I would be bloody fuming. Even if I had my mum round a lot to help me. Left with 4 very small children including a tiny newborn baby. That would be bleeping awful, and there he is having a piss up at Glastonbury.

 

[Brummiebird]

So Dosie had the baby less than two weeks ago and he thinks it’s acceptable to piss off to Glastonbury? Jeez what a dick he truly is.

For a so called self confessed family man, he spends an awful lot of time swerving them.
Baby No 4 is nothing but social media content for him.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Maybe Dosie is a cool girl and tells him it's fine and he should go and enjoy himself. But I would be bloody fuming. Even if I had my mum round a lot to help me. Left with 4 very small children including a tiny newborn baby. That would be bleeping awful, and there he is having a piss up at Glastonbury.

But even if she says go maybe he should stop and think he shouldn’t and be at home supporting his wife and family. They definitely have hired help. Unless she just wants peace from him, who’d blame her to be honest