The way he speaks to them makes me cringe so much - for example "oooh no one has called me Joe Biden The President yet!" (Not his exact words but you get the gist!!!"
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He's deffo going to be one of those parents who think they are their kids best friend, rather than actually parenting, and think that it's something cute and desirable. 9 times out of 10 those are the kids who lack boundaries when they get older and end up being viewed as poorly behaved because of it.
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maytoseptember
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I’d hate it if my kids didn’t call me Mum!
The most logical explanation is that they never taught their children to call them Mummy and Daddy? So the kids learned to use their first names because that’s all they hear at home.
Joe likes it because he secretly loves the idea that they’re a quirky boho family, dirty bare feet and all.
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Lottieinthesuburbs
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Or the way he was lying in bed next to a sleeping Marley just honking on about how he’s their hero at top volume 
Just let the poor kid sleep in peace!
Just let the poor kid sleep in peace!He is the nations/everyone's hero don't you know!?Or the way he was lying in bed next to a sleeping Marley just honking on about how he’s their hero at top volume
Fat-tits
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Imagine that on top of you pumping awayWhat is all down is top!?
Hoping its maybe Marmalade !?
chickhicks86
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Imagine that on top of you pumping away
Oh god. Oh god. I bet he rates his excellent performance and checks his stats /heart rate etc etc.Imagine that on top of you pumping away
Oh Rosie is so lucky!
wodemaya
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He 100% logs a shag as a workout
Brummiebird
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Defo watches himself in a mirror whilst yelling “Get in there booooiiii”
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InstaFamous
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That poor child’s hair. Unbelievable. Can’t The Best Dad In The World find a minute between shouting about how he’s everyone’s hero and eating his body weight in marmalade to run a brush through it?
chickhicks86
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That's just neglectful! If she was going to school like that, I'd have thought the teachers would put in a safeguarding concern. I get that some hair tangles quickly and easily, but that's not happened in one day.
VC10
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bleeping birds nest. I'd be ashamed if that were my kid
tinypathers
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I still think they’re home schooling partly because there was a safeguarding referral by the teachers.
If there was the LA would still follow up. You don’t just drop off the radar by home schooling your kids (or shouldn’t anyway)