Joe Wicks #16 His meals are dry and bland. Shelled 9k on a new icebath just to outdo Russell Brand.

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What an absolute weirdo. Surely someone in his family : friends circle tells him this isn’t normal? No one sends these meals for their small child/toddler in a bleeping flask? I’d have refused every meal it if my parents sent in what he does 😂
Maybe it’s just me but the only person who ate out of a flask when I was a kid was my dad at work when my parents made soup. He’d never take risotto or pasta in one 🤢
And Leni being dumped on the floor like that is so odd. Poor baby on a hard floor just left like a rubbish bag
 
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I've just watched the video of him making lunch. At least put some cheese in that pasta dish to give it some flavour. That's the kind of dish I'd knock up when I've got sweet FA in the cupboards and even then I'd usually find something else to add to it. I noticed Marley had put his thumbs up just as the food went into his mouth, so no chance for him to actually taste it. Could he possibly have been told he what he needed to do... ? Of course!



I got Labyrinth vibes! Maybe JW is the Goblin king?
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I noticed that too! Two thumbs up and the pasta had barely touched his lips. Its very obvious they've been conditioned to praise their dad and are becoming so used to being performing monkeys for his social media. It's all so weird and very sad.
 
Who on earth dumps their newborn on the landing and then goes and takes a video from another floor? It shows such little respect and care for her.
 

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Had to come here when I saw poor Leni dumped on the landing, why FFS?
Notice kids were primed to say they were calmer and happier after going to bed earlier. Can't think they would say that without having coaching them to.
Yeah, another bland meal for Marley. Did he put asparagus in? Yuk, hardly a toddler friendly flavour and he'll be windy as hell! What's wrong with chucking in the toddler favourite of sweetcorn or peas? Peas are a good source of protein and taste sweet not bitter like asparagus. Toddler taste buds aren't as the same as adults, surely as the co author of a weaning book he'd know this...😏
 
And Asif the kids know the reason the whole atmosphere is a lot calmer this morning is because THEY went to bed earlier.. nah mate pull the other one, maybe because you actually went to bed earlier n weren’t in your phone all night so you’re not shouting at them n being grumpy yourself.. I know as parents we all wake up grumpy from time to time but he’s really annoying me at the minute.. then kids are yet another set of kids used as performing monkeys and cash cows for their selfish parents who live their life on social media
 
Sandwich, packet of crisps, banana, yogurt, kitkat etc that’s what should be in a typical kids lunch. Tried and tested for generations. Not this flask bollocks. Who remembers any of their mates pulling out a flask for lunch at school or even worse nursery? Nah me neither

👇🏻Whilst laying down with a bunch of needles in your arm…well relatable Joe 👍🏻
 

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Indie's fast response "because we went to bed earlier" was so blatantly rehearsed too. No child would respond something like this off the bat. Children have zero concept of the connection between sleep and mood, it is very obvious he's giving the kids scripts and then telling them to perform when the camera is on. He has these kids like puppets on a string and it is bizarre and scary.
 

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Indie's fast response "because we went to bed earlier" was so blatantly rehearsed too. No child would respond something like this off the bat. Children have zero concept of the connection between sleep and mood, it is very obvious he's giving the kids scripts and then telling them to perform when the camera is on. He has these kids like puppets on a string and it is bizarre and scary.
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The video a few minutes before this one was him asking them if they had woken up grumpy again. So obvious he's trained them to say this stuff.
 
How impractical are those thermos flasks for a little nursery child as well! How is he going to be able to sit at a table and get into it to scoop out the food?

If the nursery don’t provide hot lunches he should just give him a cold lunch. What’s wrong with a sandwich/wrap/bagel with other bits like some fruit and a biscuit 🙈. That pasta sounded absolutely vile!
 
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