Joe Wicks #16 His meals are dry and bland. Shelled 9k on a new icebath just to outdo Russell Brand.

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

That face needs a boxing glove embedded into it for sure

Or a chair, either’s fine by me

 

[Multi-21]

Of course the parenting messiah has written a children’s book now

 

[Sniffing Eggs]

He is a very self-entitled prick. Always comes across as a wet lettuce, too.
Not a strong man ...

Imagine being ragging horny, gagging for a shag....then in walks Burpee Jesus

Marley probably had porridge for lunch because he didn't eat it for breakfast so Joe refeeds it until he finishes it.

Seriously? Isn't that a form of child abuse?

 

[keepyourpeace]

Of course the parenting messiah has written a children’s book now

Don't be daft hes that thick he can't write! Just puts his name on things.
And I think this is his 2nd (first being burpee bears)

 

[wardy1]

Wrote a book. Don’t make me laugh

 

[Clare]

Of course the parenting messiah has written a children’s book now

Look up the reviews. It’s atrocious

 

[keepyourpeace]

Oh god apparently there's book 2 and 3 of burpee bears coming out

 

[Treesy19]

Such a pisstake him “writing” a children's book. Like duck you did, Joe. Did bare minimal effort, probably nothing. And your name is on it.
my apologies for all the real or would-be authors out there who are ace but are struggling to get through the hurdles. Joe will probably tell you you’re not working hard enough. In reality, it’s who you know for pricks like him.

 

[Ttob]

Look what someone posted on FB Relating to his customer service.

 

[otterjess]

Seriously? Isn't that a form of child abuse?

when Indie was little he offered her some disgusting looking bean thing 2-3 times in a row and didn't give her anything else until she ate it. bleeping awful. I don't offer my kid alternative meals if he doesn't eat but I make sure there is something safe on the plate that he will eat and I then don't offer it for every subsequent meal of refused!!! It was something ridiculous like he offered it for lunch, dinner, then breakfast before she ate it.

 

[unidentified]

when Indie was little he offered her some disgusting looking bean thing 2-3 times in a row and didn't give her anything else until she ate it. bleeping awful. I don't offer my kid alternative meals if he doesn't eat but I make sure there is something safe on the plate that he will eat and I then don't offer it for every subsequent meal of refused!!! It was something ridiculous like he offered it for lunch, dinner, then breakfast before she ate it.

I won’t forget that either. That was the point for me that I couldn’t watch anymore. I was horrified

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

I won’t forget that either. That was the point for me that I couldn’t watch anymore. I was horrified

Same, that and the time he filmed when she wet herself in the park. Utter utter bellend.

 

[Zcat]

Same, that and the time he filmed when she wet herself in the park. Utter utter bellend.

Wait, what? Indie is the same age as my niece. They like to play and sometimes get too engrossed in what they're doing and have to run. I had this last week when I took my niece to the park - we found bushes. Poor Indie. I used to like Joe, but the more I see recently, he's setting those kids up for a lifetime of issues.

 

[Londonchick]

Jeez! That pasta dish this morning!! where’s the protein?? And the amount of dried mixed herbs? Poor Marley!!

 

[heyimaninfluenzer]

Oh my bleeping god…Marley’s lunch. Why is he filling them up on carbs and sugar constantly? Bagels and granola for breakfast and then that disgusting pasta dish that would probably feed the whole class for lunch. No protein whatsoever. The poor boy has got no chance. A millionaire, clueless twit for a dad…

 

[Bubblemamaa22]

Jeez! That pasta dish this morning!! where’s the protein?? And the amount of dried mixed herbs? Poor Marley!!

It will taste absolutely vile. Plain chopped tomatoes and a buttload of dry herbs?
No flavour. No protein.

Also why is Leni just chilling on the landing seemingly by herself? I know she can't roll or anything but they're just so bloody weird.
It's just like dump-a-kid. Anywhere there's a surface.

 

[Bluesoul88]

Marley's lunches are getting worse by the day!! Tinned tomatoes with pasta and herbs?! Why does he have him on such a restrictive diet when Joe himself is chucking cakes and sweet treats down his neck any chance he gets?
Would it really kill him to put a kitkat in that lunchbox or a bag of Quavers?
I feel so bad for Marley having to eat that bland crap every day just so his Dad looks good on Instagram.

 

[otterjess]

At least put some beans or chickpeas or lentils or something in that pasta ffs - that would still fit with his healthy plant-based obsession and insta aesthetic and give the kid some protein and iron. He's a child, he needs those nutrients!!

 

[Zcat]

I've just watched the video of him making lunch. At least put some cheese in that pasta dish to give it some flavour. That's the kind of dish I'd knock up when I've got sweet FA in the cupboards and even then I'd usually find something else to add to it. I noticed Marley had put his thumbs up just as the food went into his mouth, so no chance for him to actually taste it. Could he possibly have been told he what he needed to do... ? Of course!

It will taste absolutely vile. Plain chopped tomatoes and a buttload of dry herbs?
No flavour. No protein.

Also why is Leni just chilling on the landing seemingly by herself? I know she can't roll or anything but they're just so bloody weird.
It's just like dump-a-kid. Anywhere there's a surface.

I got Labyrinth vibes! Maybe JW is the Goblin king?

 

[other things online]

Poor Marley and his lunches they’re getting worse! If they’re having a home cooked meal each evening, and I say that lightly, what’s wrong with a cheese sandwich (use malted bread and add abit of salad if u must) a bag of wotsits an apple and a cookie or something sweet like that for a treat.. not Greek yoghurt with a bit of jam. It will still taste bitter, that’s something I have when dieting! Poor little thing. Wonder if the parents at his nursery are all the same, because if not he’s probably looking at all the other kids packed lunches in envy! It’s all so pretentious