Joe Sugg #3 Joanne the scammers

[Youtubegossip]

This is all the same girl.
These kids need to do something more productive with their school holidays

 

[BDY_97]

This is all the same girl.
These kids need to do something more productive with their school holidays

Jesus Christ have a day off no one knew who joe was either

I Can guarantee that when it all starts and if Dianne and saffron actually get on then all the minions will pretend they loved her all along, just to be up Diannes arse

Just seen that one of the Joanne stans has started a petition to have saffron kicked off strictly, howling.

 

[Gem246]

Jesus Christ have a day off no one knew who joe was either

I Can guarantee that when it all starts and if Dianne and saffron actually get on then all the minions will pretend they loved her all along, just to be up Diannes arse

Just seen that one of the Joanne stans has started a petition to have saffron kicked off strictly, howling.

A petition?? God, they're so immature.

 

[Youtubegossip]

Ah boo hoo moaning about the paps on his holiday.

“there’s a cameraman in his car, I’ll do the camera work not you, that way I can control it and enjoy it”
YouTube problems. They only want to put out their ten best minutes a day and don’t want anyone bothering them but want to be celebs.

Here’s an idea Joseph. Pay for your own holiday, don’t tell everyone where you are going, don’t post it all over social media until you get home and you would have no paps because you really aren’t that relevant.

Also, this scruffy scrawny look isnt good. He used to be quite well kept.

Also saying how he’s changed and doesn’t party anymore etc, right up until he met Dianne he was still doing that so I think that’s mostly for her benefit

 

[Horatio]

Yeah usually I'm pretty sympathetic to celebrities (or "celebrities" in this case) being followed by the paps. But Joe has been unbearable recently. As you say documenting every smug minute made it too easy for anyone who wanted to find them to do so. I used to watch all his vlogs but have cut down a lot in the Joanne era and since Glastonbury I've barely watched any. I was bored enough the other night to check out the most recent Greece vlog and dear god it was stunningly dull wasn't it? Especially them in the pool, that went on far too long, it was painful.

I get it, holidays like that are for doing nothing- but does Joe? Does he realise how boring it is for anyone who isnt them? Anyone seeing clearly would have made a single video for the whole holiday (if it had to be vlogged at all ). Is Joe really this love blind or just trying to cash in? If the latter I'm not sure beating us over the head with their relationship so relentlessly is the best technique. I actuallty think he can't see how embarrassing he's being.

 

[Youtubegossip]

Yeah usually I'm pretty sympathetic to celebrities (or "celebrities" in this case) being followed by the paps. But Joe has been unbearable recently. As you say documenting every smug minute made it too easy for anyone who wanted to find them to do so. I used to watch all his vlogs but have cut down a lot in the Joanne era and since Glastonbury I've barely watched any. I was bored enough the other night to check out the most recent Greece vlog and dear god it was stunningly dull wasn't it? Especially them in the pool, that went on far too long, it was painful.

I get it, holidays like that are for doing nothing- but does Joe? Does he realise how boring it is for anyone who isnt them? Anyone seeing clearly would have made a single video for the whole holiday (if it had to be vlogged at all ). Is Joe really this love blind or just trying to cash in? If the latter I'm not sure beating us over the head with their relationship so relentlessly is the best technique. I actuallty think he can't see how embarrassing he's being.

Yeah I used to like him but his fake voices and pretending to be safeguarding Dianne, like the standing near the end of the pool etc.
Also the way he belched/hiccuped the whole way through the blog just absolutely went through me.

Basically they blogged it and tagged it etc as it was gifted to them and so they probably had to do it in return for the holiday. Like I said however, millionaire Joe paying for his own holiday would have easily have solved that.

He’s turned into an entitled little head like his sister and her boyfriend

 

[HowLongOhLord]

Some of the reviews on Trip Advisor are quite amusing:

Spoiler

*most* of the staff are very horrible
I have to start by saying that it pains me to write a 1 star review after paying so much to stay here and after the women at reception were so kind and helpful. TL;DR, some of the staff are seriously *horrible* and this place is simply not worth the cost. Just pay $50 to come to the pool and stay at a less pretentious hotel with less pretentious staff.

My first day here with my fiancée we got in a bit early and there was a delay with our room as well so a very nice female receptionist with a dark complexion (I believe her name began with a "V" but I cannot remember) told us that they would give us another much better room to compensate. This was so great, I really can't say enough about how magical it was to be in that upgraded suite for a night for no extra charge. I wish I could have tipped the women at the front specifically or written a review just for them.

Now for the bad part. The next night at 10 pm when we were in our booked room in our indoor jacuzzi, listening to music and enjoying the privacy, we thought we heard a knock on the door. I thought it was across the hall because who the hell would be knocking on our door at 10 pm when they heard music in our room and thus knew we were there. Eventually I realized someone actually was knocking at the door and yelled "NO THANK YOU" and thought it would be unnecessary when the woman on the other side confirmed she had heard me with an indiscernible one-word response. Instead, she literally opens the f@*&ing door and says "towels"? What the hell is this? It is 10 pm on our first night in this room and we are in the jacuzzi with music playing, why would we need towels?

This totally ruined the whole moment, I can't imagine if it was our honeymoon or something. We had a great time afterwards but that will always be in our memory of our stay there because of how egregious it was to have someone barge in like that for TOWELS AT 10 PM ON OUR FIRST NIGHT IN THIS ROOM. IF WE NEEDED TOWELS WE WOULD ASK.

After this I wanted to give the staff another chance so I calmly went down to the front and asked a young man with green eyes and a dark beard "Why do you have people coming to give towels at 10 pm, especially when it is our first night in this room?" I told him the entire story. He had the gall to look me in the eyes and say "Did you put the do not disturb sign on the door?" Actually good point, I realized when I went into the room that the do not disturb sign was not on the inside of the door as is customary EVEN AT 3 STAR HOTELS. It was on the other side of the room at the desk and we didn't think about putting it on at 10 pm at night, why would we need to?

When I persisted to express how ridiculous this situation was he would not budge and said "I wish you had told me something before". Told you what? Not to come into my room at 10 pm for superfluous towels? I also had other experiences with very rude men at the front when I was trying to get a taxi or a ride to the beach or to the port, I don't want to come off as sexist but I need to say the women were all super nice and helpful and I wouldn't want this review to reflect any of their performance.

Spoiler

mpossible to justify the price
Ok so before we travelled to Cavo Tagoo in Mykonos I was incredibly sceptical about the price of 800 euros a night for the jacuzzi room, this is a very high price for that type of room and equal to the burj al Arab in Dubai which is possibly the best hotel in the world and every room is huge with 2 floors !! Having read plenty of reviews before travelling there was a regular theme of complaints regarding service and rude staff. Not the kind of thing you expect when spending 800 a night for sure. For this price you must receive perfection in every aspect Bar nothing. Ok so that’s the scene set, onto my arrival. Upon arrival the first thing I noticed was the view from the pool area , it’s breathtaking, truly amazing. I asked if the pool was heated and staff said yes , happy days as I hate a cold pool. Then got taken to our room , narrow room but quite long. Nice bathroom , decent outdoor area with jacuzzi and again amazing views of the Mediterranean Sea. However I will keep coming back to the price of 800 euros a night , to be honest yes the room was nice but nowhere near worth 800, I’ve stayed in bigger and better rooms for 200 a night , trump in Miami for example. However things get way way worse. A red wet stain on the bathroom floor , Long hairs all over the seating area floor , pubic hair on the floor and worst of all cut toe or finger nails on the floor near the bed, WTF !!!! Asked for the manager and got told he was not available so the manager of house keeping showed up. Told me as the island is very windy the wind must have blown these items into the room even though the patio door was shut. I actually laughed at him and told him although anything is possible in life it’s much more plausible that the room was simply not cleaned properly, he wouldn’t accept that and insisted the wind was to blame and the room was cleaned correctly. Apparently the wind can blow a red stain through a closed door. I explained this is completely unacceptable and asked to speak to the GM. This was not possible according to the house keeping manager. I find this as hard to believe as his wind theory. I requested the hotel offer us something of good will , when you make a mistake and I accept mistakes do happen just fix it not make it worse will silly excuses like blaming the wind, again especially when charging a ridiculous 800 a night. Apparently a phone call was made to the GM and they refused to offer anything , not a dinner or an upgrade or even room change,nothing. How incredibly poor. A terrible start. Then we realised the nights were not working and the rear blind was broken. We had the electrician in our room for the next 2 hours taking roof panels out to fix the problem. Again nothing offered in return. Again 800 a night you expect perfection not broken lights and blinds , red wet stains , pubic hair, long hair and toe nails on the floor and to top it off no decent customer service to fix these problems, it was very much I don’t care and tough luck attitude. This all backed up the reviews I’d read before arriving. The rest of my week was pretty uneventful. The pool area is lovely although the water is absolutely freezing cold like an ice bath, clearly not heated like I was told by staff. The views are amazing however there is a ferry port directly in front of the hotel and the views are blocked for many many hours of the day by the cruise ships porting. On the positive the poolside food was delicious, amongst the best poolside food I’ve eaten anywhere in the world. Overall it’s just simply a ridiculously overpriced hotel for what u get, a complete rip off. No value at all and if it wasn’t for the beautiful food and views I’d give it 2 stars.

Cavo Tagoo a really poor effort that your ripping guests off for.

Yeah I used to like him but his fake voices and pretending to be safeguarding Dianne, like the standing near the end of the pool etc.
Also the way he belched/hiccuped the whole way through the blog just absolutely went through me.

Basically they blogged it and tagged it etc as it was gifted to them and so they probably had to do it in return for the holiday. Like I said however, millionaire Joe paying for his own holiday would have easily have solved that.

He’s turned into an entitled little head like his sister and her boyfriend

Totally agree. And don't forget the sneezing and the reference to taking a tit..

 

[Youtubegossip]

Some of the reviews on Trip Advisor are quite amusing:

Spoiler

*most* of the staff are very horrible
I have to start by saying that it pains me to write a 1 star review after paying so much to stay here and after the women at reception were so kind and helpful. TL;DR, some of the staff are seriously *horrible* and this place is simply not worth the cost. Just pay $50 to come to the pool and stay at a less pretentious hotel with less pretentious staff.

My first day here with my fiancée we got in a bit early and there was a delay with our room as well so a very nice female receptionist with a dark complexion (I believe her name began with a "V" but I cannot remember) told us that they would give us another much better room to compensate. This was so great, I really can't say enough about how magical it was to be in that upgraded suite for a night for no extra charge. I wish I could have tipped the women at the front specifically or written a review just for them.

Now for the bad part. The next night at 10 pm when we were in our booked room in our indoor jacuzzi, listening to music and enjoying the privacy, we thought we heard a knock on the door. I thought it was across the hall because who the hell would be knocking on our door at 10 pm when they heard music in our room and thus knew we were there. Eventually I realized someone actually was knocking at the door and yelled "NO THANK YOU" and thought it would be unnecessary when the woman on the other side confirmed she had heard me with an indiscernible one-word response. Instead, she literally opens the f@*&ing door and says "towels"? What the hell is this? It is 10 pm on our first night in this room and we are in the jacuzzi with music playing, why would we need towels?

This totally ruined the whole moment, I can't imagine if it was our honeymoon or something. We had a great time afterwards but that will always be in our memory of our stay there because of how egregious it was to have someone barge in like that for TOWELS AT 10 PM ON OUR FIRST NIGHT IN THIS ROOM. IF WE NEEDED TOWELS WE WOULD ASK.

After this I wanted to give the staff another chance so I calmly went down to the front and asked a young man with green eyes and a dark beard "Why do you have people coming to give towels at 10 pm, especially when it is our first night in this room?" I told him the entire story. He had the gall to look me in the eyes and say "Did you put the do not disturb sign on the door?" Actually good point, I realized when I went into the room that the do not disturb sign was not on the inside of the door as is customary EVEN AT 3 STAR HOTELS. It was on the other side of the room at the desk and we didn't think about putting it on at 10 pm at night, why would we need to?

When I persisted to express how ridiculous this situation was he would not budge and said "I wish you had told me something before". Told you what? Not to come into my room at 10 pm for superfluous towels? I also had other experiences with very rude men at the front when I was trying to get a taxi or a ride to the beach or to the port, I don't want to come off as sexist but I need to say the women were all super nice and helpful and I wouldn't want this review to reflect any of their performance.

Spoiler

mpossible to justify the price
Ok so before we travelled to Cavo Tagoo in Mykonos I was incredibly sceptical about the price of 800 euros a night for the jacuzzi room, this is a very high price for that type of room and equal to the burj al Arab in Dubai which is possibly the best hotel in the world and every room is huge with 2 floors !! Having read plenty of reviews before travelling there was a regular theme of complaints regarding service and rude staff. Not the kind of thing you expect when spending 800 a night for sure. For this price you must receive perfection in every aspect Bar nothing. Ok so that’s the scene set, onto my arrival. Upon arrival the first thing I noticed was the view from the pool area , it’s breathtaking, truly amazing. I asked if the pool was heated and staff said yes , happy days as I hate a cold pool. Then got taken to our room , narrow room but quite long. Nice bathroom , decent outdoor area with jacuzzi and again amazing views of the Mediterranean Sea. However I will keep coming back to the price of 800 euros a night , to be honest yes the room was nice but nowhere near worth 800, I’ve stayed in bigger and better rooms for 200 a night , trump in Miami for example. However things get way way worse. A red wet stain on the bathroom floor , Long hairs all over the seating area floor , pubic hair on the floor and worst of all cut toe or finger nails on the floor near the bed, WTF !!!! Asked for the manager and got told he was not available so the manager of house keeping showed up. Told me as the island is very windy the wind must have blown these items into the room even though the patio door was shut. I actually laughed at him and told him although anything is possible in life it’s much more plausible that the room was simply not cleaned properly, he wouldn’t accept that and insisted the wind was to blame and the room was cleaned correctly. Apparently the wind can blow a red stain through a closed door. I explained this is completely unacceptable and asked to speak to the GM. This was not possible according to the house keeping manager. I find this as hard to believe as his wind theory. I requested the hotel offer us something of good will , when you make a mistake and I accept mistakes do happen just fix it not make it worse will silly excuses like blaming the wind, again especially when charging a ridiculous 800 a night. Apparently a phone call was made to the GM and they refused to offer anything , not a dinner or an upgrade or even room change,nothing. How incredibly poor. A terrible start. Then we realised the nights were not working and the rear blind was broken. We had the electrician in our room for the next 2 hours taking roof panels out to fix the problem. Again nothing offered in return. Again 800 a night you expect perfection not broken lights and blinds , red wet stains , pubic hair, long hair and toe nails on the floor and to top it off no decent customer service to fix these problems, it was very much I don’t care and tough luck attitude. This all backed up the reviews I’d read before arriving. The rest of my week was pretty uneventful. The pool area is lovely although the water is absolutely freezing cold like an ice bath, clearly not heated like I was told by staff. The views are amazing however there is a ferry port directly in front of the hotel and the views are blocked for many many hours of the day by the cruise ships porting. On the positive the poolside food was delicious, amongst the best poolside food I’ve eaten anywhere in the world. Overall it’s just simply a ridiculously overpriced hotel for what u get, a complete rip off. No value at all and if it wasn’t for the beautiful food and views I’d give it 2 stars.

Cavo Tagoo a really poor effort that your ripping guests off for.

Totally agree. And don't forget the sneezing and the reference to taking a tit..

To think he manages ‘talent’ now. He needs someone managed him again.

 

[BOABKP]

Saffron is such a strange choice in comparison to Joe. Saffron is not established like Joe was and what little people do know of her outside of her fanbase it’s all negative lmao but I guess with the UK’s boner for “commentary” vids basically every somewhat relevant youtuber wouldn’t be acceptable so they had to pick the best option.

 

[cherry198]

Saffron is such a strange choice in comparison to Joe. Saffron is not established like Joe was and what little people do know of her outside of her fanbase it’s all negative lmao but I guess with the UK’s boner for “commentary” vids basically every somewhat relevant youtuber wouldn’t be acceptable so they had to pick the best option.

I really don’t get it either,I don’t really watch yt much these says but surely they could have thought of someone better than her.

 

[invisibleotter]

To think he manages ‘talent’ now. He needs someone managed him again.

Sad thing is, he does have a manager and not one from Margavine. Yet he still behaves that way. Dianne has some odd mannerisms, no doubt about it, but Joe is on a different level. Does he actually think he is funny and does he always behave like or only do it for videos, cause if he is like that all the time, how she puts up with him is beyond me. No amount of money would make me want to be anywhere near him.


Also only watched some of the first Greece vlog and thought it was interesting how it was brought up that Dianne has never been paid for being in Joe's vlogs. It was supposed to be a joke, but there definetly was some underlying tension.

 

[Youtubegossip]

Sad thing is, he does have a manager and not one from Margavine. Yet he still behaves that way. Dianne has some odd mannerisms, no doubt about it, but Joe is on a different level. Does he actually think he is funny and does he always behave like or only do it for videos, cause if he is like that all the time, how she puts up with him is beyond me. No amount of money would make me want to be anywhere near him.


Also only watched some of the first Greece vlog and thought it was interesting how it was brought up that Dianne has never been paid for being in Joe's vlogs. It was supposed to be a joke, but there definetly was some underlying tension.

He’s starting to remind me of the chuckle brothers. They did that silly act for kids shows and that’s all anyone ever knew them as after that

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Saffron is such a strange choice in comparison to Joe. Saffron is not established like Joe was and what little people do know of her outside of her fanbase it’s all negative lmao but I guess with the UK’s boner for “commentary” vids basically every somewhat relevant youtuber wouldn’t be acceptable so they had to pick the best option.

I only know who she is cos of the tit primark collabs she keeps trying to make happen

He’s starting to remind me of the chuckle brothers. They did that silly act for kids shows and that’s all anyone ever knew them as after that

This is soooooootrue. Chuckle bros!!!

 

[wrose587]

[QUOTE="invisibleotter, post: 381151, membs Alsoly watched some of the first Greece vlog and thought it was interesting how it was brought up that Dianne has never been paid for being in Joe's vlogs. It was supposed to be a joke, but there definetly was some underlying tension.
[/QUOTE]
I thought that too!! v telling.... his views go up significantly if shes in the vlogs.. wonder if she gets paid for in the pan?

 

[Youtubegossip]

[QUOTE="invisibleotter, post: 381151, membs Alsoly watched some of the first Greece vlog and thought it was interesting how it was brought up that Dianne has never been paid for being in Joe's vlogs. It was supposed to be a joke, but there definetly was some underlying tension.

I thought that too!! v telling.... his views go up significantly if shes in the vlogs.. wonder if she gets paid for in the pan?
[/QUOTE]
I think she’ll get money for in the pan as it’s half her the channel is named after her etc.

With her being in his blogs he probably sees that as being his channel, and he grew it and the following etc so why would he. I’m not sure he should pay her to be honest.
It’s thanks to him she’s gettijg so many deals and her own channel is a success so rather than £xx amount a video she’s basically set for life if she plays it right now, even if she splits with him.

The other option is to get paid per video but then if they break up she’s back to nothing.

Not saying I agree or disagree but that’s my thinking of what’s happened

 

[BDY_97]

Here he goes again trying to overshadow this years celebs, the guy makes me CRINGE.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Here he goes again trying to overshadow this years celebs, the guy makes me CRINGE.

How airbrushed????

 

[BDY_97]

How airbrushed????

Right?! he literally looks nothing like that photo

 

[Gem246]

Here he goes again trying to overshadow this years celebs, the guy makes me CRINGE.

Exactly my thoughts when I saw it. After seeing some of the horrible comments from Joanne fans about Saffron today, my patience with J&D is running thin. Their fans are out of control.

 

[Youtubegossip]

Exactly my thoughts when I saw it. After seeing some of the horrible comments from Joanne fans about Saffron today, my patience with J&D is running thin. Their fans are out of control.

As a fellow youtuber it would have been nice if Joe put a tweet out wishing her luck. Kind of subliminal message for his minions to back off.

He’s secretly loving them still banging on