Jodie Marsh #27 I'm a witch, got no lover, got no friends, got no brother

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I think that they were nice to her (as she once admitted) when she went along after getting the keys. They chatted and thought she rescued a handful of animals befitting of a small 3 acre garden with a stable. Then she put 400 animals in Fritzel’s Ark and dropped them off, whilst staying at her old house.
So the first day she actually decided to live there they had been subjected to the noise and chaos of her move for ages and were already over it.
Can you imagine it? Any sane human being wouldn’t be happy. The noise, flies and smell must be horrific.
 
I can’t reveal my name because I’d be doxxing myself but I remember the following levels:

Pillow Carrier
Hairholder in chief

and my mind has gone blank. Those are the only two that stick out.
I thought that there was a "Lesbian, blatantly", but that seems unlikely, since I thought I joined before Up The Arse.

I don't recall my handle, but it's likely to have been a variation of one I've used elsewhere, so I'm not going to say it. Per the wayback machine, it does look like forum posts were only visible to registered members, so I don't mind saying that my handle on tattle is related to a story that I told on mush.

Wayback machine link to mush in 2010

ETA :
Looks like someone added a couple of entries to Urban Dictionary :
* VJB
* Mush
 
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That head looks like it came from another photo/decade entirely.

That’s the filter Eric Spike puts on her everytime, I’d be more offended if I was her that he’d want to change my face so much!

She had Mark staying at Fripps for a while before she moved over from the old house. Before she had officially moved in she showed the neighbours round and all was well. The night she moved over the neighbours asked if she could quieten her dogs as it was after 9pm and she blew her lid at them. That’s how it all started. I think she used to go to the pub and leave the dogs barking outside until she got home.
 
It always amazes me how she always manages to find one gullible mug after the next - willing to give her free tit and all the rest of it
She probably mentions her huge following and that she will tag them etc? A few that were around a lot don't seem to have been there for a while though..and that young builder who was just starting up on his own doesn't seem to have been around again..I can't remember his name. She had a rant about tradies recently..the thing is they need to earn money like the rest of us.
 
She probably mentions her huge following and that she will tag them etc? A few that were around a lot don't seem to have been there for a while though..and that young builder who was just starting up on his own doesn't seem to have been around again..I can't remember his name. She had a rant about tradies recently..the thing is they need to earn money like the rest of us.
That is very true, as much as I love animals I cannot afford to work for free, sadly. I’m wondering if she’s ever thrown to the vet ‘but I’m rescuing them, do I really have to pay or pay full price’ I can honestly see her trying that
 
I can remember back to digital spy forum. . I cant believe we’ve been going so long, but Jodie is the gift that keeps giving. From celebrity big brother, up the aisle, all the boyfriends/husbands, all the friends and relatives who come and go, body building, bullying campaigner (cough), the dancing competition where she tried to get the guy to split up with his girlfriend, the crush on the motorbike professional..all documented in her endless blogs, now on Instagram and Facebook.
 
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