Jodie Marsh #27 I'm a witch, got no lover, got no friends, got no brother

[fimfim]

didn’t she say the neighbours were lovely when she first introduced herself & they chatted on how the woman also rescued animals. so which is it Jodie?

I think that they were nice to her (as she once admitted) when she went along after getting the keys. They chatted and thought she rescued a handful of animals befitting of a small 3 acre garden with a stable. Then she put 400 animals in Fritzel’s Ark and dropped them off, whilst staying at her old house.
So the first day she actually decided to live there they had been subjected to the noise and chaos of her move for ages and were already over it.

 

[UtterlyLiterallyAmazing]

she was asked how her and Steph met and it goes Jodie had some sheep and put a message out about a shape sharer and steph said that she uses one for her own sheep so will pass him on. Also Steph brought her vegan cheese. But how the hell is Steph around Jodie's 24/7 if she has her own animal's???

Who’s Emma ?

 

[ToadyHarsh]

Who’s Emma ?

Probably someone who brought free food, so she became a BFF

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

didn’t she say the neighbours were lovely when she first introduced herself & they chatted on how the woman also rescued animals. so which is it Jodie?

Yes, she did. I was just about to say the same thing.

I have looked for proof a couple of times but it must have been an Instagram Story as I've never found it. But yes, she did. She was excited to have nice, friendly neighbours who "also rescue animals".

 

[Mingles1001]

Stolen from the ever growing fripps farce group. Which btw you are doing great!
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I'd like to address a few of her points if I may..

She does need a man - her long suffering dad ffs

 

[ToadyHarsh]

She does need a man - her dad ffs

And Jack to bully. And the Kaotic Twats to protect her from those 'dangerous' neighbours/bring her to Buck Palace. And her two large male friends who stayed at the farm when they were off collecting the pig/two goats. And builders to do work for free. And the Home Improvement Channel guys to do other free work. And Mark to catch an escaped meerkat. But apart from that she doesn't need ANY man.

 

[blackcatsarethebest]

It always amazes me how she always manages to find one gullible mug after the next - willing to give her free tit and all the rest of it

 

[ToadyHarsh]

It always amazes me how she always manages to find one gullible mug after the next - willing to give her free tit and all the rest of it

Sounds like someone's daddy is buying friends for her.

 

[blackcatsarethebest]

I don’t know if this is photoshopped, are her arms actually this huge?

 

[ToadyHarsh]

I don’t know if this is photoshopped, are her arms actually this huge?

That head looks like it came from another photo/decade entirely.

 

[blackcatsarethebest]

That head looks like it came from another photo/decade entirely.

Now I’ve looked closely it really does, she hasn’t had that face for a very long time

 

[Marge’s Ghost]

Fun fact - the gotcha episode on Up the Arse ws
made possible by Mushers who contacted MTV with evidence of Jodie’s prior relationship with Peacock. Hell we even wrote to Mr Kipling to make sure they weren't shutting down the production line to make her wedding cake

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I don’t know if this is photoshopped, are her arms actually this huge?

The arms are real. That face certainly isn't.

 

[Marge’s Ghost]

Mushers of the World Unite and tell us what your user name was - and if you can remember the Membership Levels

 

[bluecups]

Mushers of the World Unite and tell us what your user name was - and if you can remember the Membership Levels

I'm the same name as I was back in ye olden days, I can't remember the membership levels though. I do remember it was a karma/smite for upvoting/downvoting posts though.

 

[Miss Villanelle]

Her real face looks like this so that must be a great camera/ filter

 

[Marge’s Ghost]

Hahahaha found this on Twitter

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Hahahaha found this on Twitter

What is her obsession with wanking all about?!

 

[Fat-tits]

I don’t know if this is photoshopped, are her arms actually this huge?

Face courtesy of facetune

 

[Brian Butterfield]

What is her obsession with wanking all about?!

It's positively pathological and very disturbing.