Joanne Marie Cronin #5 Boobs around waist, no fashion taste, now anti-waste, seems a bit spaced

[Conifer]

Omg pizza chicken!!!! I’m suffering the most awful pregnancy nausea - at least I thought I was until I saw that food. NOW I’m suffering the most awful pregnancy nausea. That is the most horrific food post I’ve ever seen

 

[Emg85]

Shes also back posting on tiktok.... father/daughter "humour" post.... whose wife is in hospital.... maybe she realises she can get attention this way?

I mean, she doesn't even need the caption, just the song repeating "nothing in my brain" while panning closer to her seems apt enough!!

 

[BigMavis]

Holy mother of the divine one what even is that?
I think Joanne and the father could do with some help, I really really mean that. Remember the video of her chopping food in the kitchen, she nearly lost fingers, don't be letting her cook. Also wreck the house is kicking her boots around the good room, feck knows what she's breaking. Aww here it's a holy show altogether.

 

[Erinslife]

She’ll be up bright an early tomorrow morning doing the housework. Mopping the floors with vegetable oil to get them nice and shiny. Cleaning the windows with butter. Washing Daddy’s Taxi with rocks and shards of broken glass. She’ll be so exhausted she’ll have to head to Spoons for a costa and a plate of chips

 

[Emg85]

What the actual duck is that monstrosity on her plate tonightIs that hints of raw chicken I see again under the mess of other stuff

She has just put the "recipe" on her story! Someone asked her about doing recipes on a recent Q&A, I don't think copying someone else's is what they mean Joanne! Not an original thought in that head of hers as usual, Nigella will be quaking in her boots!

 

[BigMavis]

She has just put the "recipe" on her story! Someone asked her about doing recipes on a recent Q&A, I don't think copying someone else's is what they mean Joanne! Not an original thought in that head of hers as usual, Nigella will be quaking in her boots!

Did we find out what it was....or?

 

[Erinslife]

Did we find out what it was....or?

A big pile of shite

 

[Emg85]

Did we find out what it was....or?

Pizza chicken?? Not even chicken pizza which would make sense!?
Where would you even buy such a thing? Why would you take a picture of it, it looks horrible it's posts like this that make me think she's trolling for sure, no-one in their right mind could think that is insta worthy.

 

[BigMavis]

Pizza chicken? Wtf? Pizza has dough, you can't get doughless pizza. Has she made this up? She has hasn't she?

 

[Erinslife]

Maybe she scrapped the toppings off the pizza and dumped the dough #Byecarbs #LoveIsland2022

 

[Emg85]

Pizza chicken? Wtf? Pizza has dough, you can't get doughless pizza. Has she made this up? She has hasn't she?

Anything is possible in the Joanne Cronin bubble of fantasy! Come inside, the real world doesn't exist! You too can have mush for brains!

 

[BigMavis]

Hold the phone I've googled pizza chicken.
It appears to be a thing, but it does not look like that. I'm not sure what she's made to be honest and the chicken looks suspiciously like pepperoni.

 

[Bonbon76]

It's a weird slimming world thing. See also "Ferrero Rocher" made from crushed branflakes. When you reach this stage it's time to give yourself a quick kick and understand that there is a lot of nice food in the world.

 

[Erinslife]

Oh it’s a thing, oh Jojo you little minx when did you transform into such a cultured foodie. It’s not that long since she was dishing up a single solitary sausage on a dry pancake that Oliver Twist would probably turn down

 

[BigMavis]

How? How? Just eat the ferreros. This is crazy talk.

 

[Bonbon76]

I'm offended by the lack of cheese on it. I'd like to see some cheese to prove my theory that anything looks tasty if you put some cheese on it.

 

[Sav1977]

She technically didn’t even make the monstrosity herself.. it’s a slimming world frozen ready meal

 

[Casperoo]

Late to the party here but that TikTok nothing in her brain, that's for sure dope

 

[Bonbon76]

I've realised something. As much as I wonder about Joanne and gawp at her Reels and shake my head in despair at her makeup and come over here to gossip about her, I actually feel quite protective over her. A bit motherly.

And I want to poke those witches who put little snide comments on her Reels like "this hair would look good on you" right in the eyes.

What is wrong with me??

 

[Jox]

I've realised something. As much as I wonder about Joanne and gawp at her Reels and shake my head in despair at her makeup and come over here to gossip about her, I actually feel quite protective over her. A bit motherly.

And I want to poke those witches who put little snide comments on her Reels like "this hair would look good on you" right in the eyes.

What is wrong with me??

Nail on the head.
I have a ‘shes one of our own’ protective vibe going when strangers comment.
When she was doing the shout-outs…there’d be snide “please say hello to Aoife in Mullingar shes your biggest fan” and our Jo would do it … and I’d be glaring at the screen thinking what a witch Aoife is…..