Joanne Larby #17 Her designer tat all counterfeits, she cures all ills with her magical tits

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Canyouactuallycope said:
you can see those ugly coats hanging up are a big size, like they look wide yet she's still trying to let on she's a curvy size 12. she thinks she so stylish, she's hideous. it's hard to believe she hasn't wised up and left all that behaviour behind, it must be exhausting living your life in such denial and deceit. like I don't think she has been back to Dublin since she moved there 3 years ago. she lives like a recluse. remember during covid she used to always say who else misses going to gym classes and getting a takeaway after a night out with the girls on the sesh, who else misses travel? Guess what, you can do all that stuff now!! but all she will let see her is madam and the cows in the fields. She's so mental. didn't she also ask people about travelling with a small baby because they wanted to travel with Riv while he was young and sleeping most of the time? she's full of tit.
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And the big baby shower her friends were going to throw for her only for bloody covid to ruin it 🥺

She'll have to have a big hen party to make up for it
 
Was bored waiting for something earlier on and took a scroll through her grid pics. Good grief 😂😂 Jojo 40 faces. Like if you're gonna Photoshop yourself to a different image, surely you'd stick to one face? Treat yo'self like, have a nosey. She changes race frequently too. Go back as far as when she was carrying Riv not Earth side, I think the closest to how she actually looks is the black and white ones after she birthed, traumatically of course incase you didn't know,, that's her real face, still with a lot of blurring etc, but the other ones, comedy gold, she honestly doesn't look like even a distant relative twice removed to some of the pics she's posted days later. The lucious locks- I'm not even ready to comment on that rn, but how can she look at her own filtered to bits photos and think any of it is a good idea?!
 
I'm luvvin it hunz said:
Was bored waiting for something earlier on and took a scroll through her grid pics. Good grief 😂😂 Jojo 40 faces. Like if you're gonna Photoshop yourself to a different image, surely you'd stick to one face? Treat yo'self like, have a nosey. She changes race frequently too. Go back as far as when she was carrying Riv not Earth side, I think the closest to how she actually looks is the black and white ones after she birthed, traumatically of course incase you didn't know,, that's her real face, still with a lot of blurring etc, but the other ones, comedy gold, she honestly doesn't look like even a distant relative twice removed to some of the pics she's posted days later. The lucious locks- I'm not even ready to comment on that rn, but how can she look at her own filtered to bits photos and think any of it is a good idea?!
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She's absolutey whacko. If she wasn't such a horrible manipulative sanctimonious individual you would pity her existence. I'm still not over her saying she has been renting for the last decade, bare faced lies come so easily to her. we all know she lived in Brenda's up until she briefly moved to London. Those daily underwear selfies with her bare arse sitting on the dressing table in her mas😂. that wasn't a decade ago 🤥🤥.
Adam is equally as deranged as her to be going along with all of her fantasy world, like she had him patting an empty babygro over his shoulder before river was even conceived(manifested). they are both tapped.
 
and her latest post shows more lies 🤥 over the years she has been saving front door pictures for her one day front door. did she not say about a year ago basically people buying homes were never going to own them, that the banks own them so renting was the better option. and said it like an absolute sour bitter b*tch too. obviously had been turned down for a mortgage at the time.
 
Canyouactuallycope said:
and her latest post shows more lies 🤥 over the years she has been saving front door pictures for her one day front door. did she not say about a year ago basically people buying homes were never going to own them, that the banks own them so renting was the better option. and said it like an absolute sour bitter b*tch too. obviously had been turned down for a mortgage at the time.
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She did indeed. And they originally moved to cork as they were buying a house and the sale fell through if I remember correctly and that’s why they rented
 
lalakala said:
You’d think she’s the first person to ever have a house. She’s back blabbing on her *interiors page* for anyone who needs their dinner spoiled. They swept out the shed and popped in her dusty stationary bike, it’s miraculous. And did you see the land??? More land pics. God love the grass.
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Imagine to even change the name of the ‘interiors page’, what a donkey! 🥴 Another ploy to get the freebies rolling in!!!
I think I’d be more concerned with doing up the essential rooms, like yano - kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, baby’s room 🤷🏻‍♀️ than the gym?! Suppose rubbing it in to us lot that she has the space plus looking for collabs/freebies?! Some dose of a woman if ever there was one! 🫠
 
Clau said:
Imagine to even change the name of the ‘interiors page’, what a donkey! 🥴 Another ploy to get the freebies rolling in!!!
I think I’d be more concerned with doing up the essential rooms, like yano - kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, baby’s room 🤷🏻‍♀️ than the gym?! Suppose rubbing it in to us lot that she has the space plus looking for collabs/freebies?! Some dose of a woman if ever there was one! 🫠
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She hasn't set foot in a gym since her mental gym bunny days in 2017. it's a shed with a bike and a few weights in it. I've a cross trainer and ab roller in my spare room. I don't call it a gym. I don't call it anything. she's spews such shite, she's such a boring person, everything's exaggerated to make her seem more interesting and like there's stuff going on in her life. strange person.
 
Didn’t she say that she was going to rent until because you never truly on your home the bank does and the only way she’d change her mind was if the opportunity came to build a house from scratch. Building is her dream. Now she has a ‘forever home’ or whatever cliché vocabulary she has latched herself on to trying to create the appearance of an idyllic life. Give it up
 
I'm luvvin it hunz said:
Was bored waiting for something earlier on and took a scroll through her grid pics. Good grief 😂😂 Jojo 40 faces. Like if you're gonna Photoshop yourself to a different image, surely you'd stick to one face? Treat yo'self like, have a nosey. She changes race frequently too. Go back as far as when she was carrying Riv not Earth side, I think the closest to how she actually looks is the black and white ones after she birthed, traumatically of course incase you didn't know,, that's her real face, still with a lot of blurring etc, but the other ones, comedy gold, she honestly doesn't look like even a distant relative twice removed to some of the pics she's posted days later. The lucious locks- I'm not even ready to comment on that rn, but how can she look at her own filtered to bits photos and think any of it is a good idea?!
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I had a good scroll the other day when looking for the 'gifted' Chanel runners. Yes we all grow and change over time but my god she's had so many versions over the past 5 years or so, it's unsettling. Each time she's the happiest she's ever been too. It's bizarre seeing a grown woman with no mind or personality of her own
 
Canyouactuallycope said:
She hasn't set foot in a gym since her mental gym bunny days in 2017. it's a shed with a bike and a few weights in it. I've a cross trainer and ab roller in my spare room. I don't call it a gym. I don't call it anything. she's spews such shite, she's such a boring person, everything's exaggerated to make her seem more interesting and like there's stuff going on in her life. strange person.
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Same I’ve a cable machine, weights and peloton in a room upstairs it also houses 2 Christmas trees and any other old shite I want to to throw in there. Must start calling it “the gym”
 
She's been smoke and mirrors since day one and she'll never change. It's pathological.

Previously it was her possession of a gym membership that she decided to use for a while and five minutes in a flat-share in London = cartoonishly skinny gym bunny living a glam life with her Couple Goalz partner. Now it's her doer-upper in the sticks with a young infant on her arm and zero social interaction because she's fcuked all her friends off and retreated away from any possibility of being photographed ever again = Mother Earth and lady of the manor who owns "land" in posh West Cork and spends the day staring at the sea because her and Adam prefer a quiet life. Better than "you lot" in any case. She's deranged. The only difference now is she's been self isolating for 2+ years so we're not getting the truth of her actual appearance and size via people who spot her out and about in public.
 
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