Joanne Larby #17 Her designer tat all counterfeits, she cures all ills with her magical tits

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I think she is employed by someone, maybe like Peugeot or something as there’s no way they would get a mortgage if she’s just an influencer , Rosie Connolly couldn’t get a job until she setup her own company so I think Joanne is employed by someone but she won’t tell us that as it shatters the illusion. Her new house is 4 bedrooom, living room , conservatory , kitchen , that’s it, so she’s using one of the bedrooms as a walk in wardrobe and the conservatory as the “office”. The baby emoji and the rainbow emoji I think refer to like heaven on earth or happiness at the end of the rainbow , some shite like that .
 
Tiggers_news said:
She actually did! The invites have stopped & she thanks PR companies for gifts but half the time she’s bought them herself! Like the hotel she tagged thanking them for the stay, they had to clarify they never invited her 😂
The only genuine PR drops are from baby shops now, they may not know the backstory. Adams big success was getting her the Peugeot gig & there’s a family connection 🤩
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Really I thought she went begging to Peugeot as she’d had one before. I complained to them on Instagram about her being a B A and filled them in on some of her sntics
 
Ryan80 said:
Bet they only replied with "we'll look into this" and you never heard anything ever again
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Stokke flat out ignored me

but Peugeot and the owlet both took notice. Owlet we’re apologising for not background checking enough. Now I’ve bought a Tripp trapp and an owlet but was actually in the market for new car recently so had to tell them why I wouldn’t be spending a red cent with them while they have that yoke on board
 
Usually I just like to laugh at this absolute nut job. But the latest story post made me say “you absolute bleep”. Joanne, the only reason you are on the property ladder now is because you have finally found someone mental enough to put up with you as their beard. No one suggested you should just “buy something as a starter home” because there’s no one around you, you absolute sad sack of tit. There is a literal property crisis in this country. I know so many people who have bought what they can afford (and have been extremely fortunate to buy anything) with the view to turning it into their dream home and you are straight up making little of them. We have built our own home, and I won’t lie, it’s exactly what we wanted and it’s stunning BUT!!! I have said it time and again, we could be living in a rundown old cottage in the middle of nowhere, or a fixer upper in the middle of a town, or on another planet altogether… it really does not matter. It’s 4 walls and that’s it. It doesn’t make a home. It’s who you are, your family, your friends that make your home and life fulfilling. You will never ever be happy or fulfilled you dose of absolute shite because you’re too busy trying to be something you’re not.
 
Yeah, her "advice" to wait it out and rent is patronizing. Some people (myself included) have to pay so much in rent that it's a better option to buy a so-called "imperfect" "starter home" than keep forking out ever increasing rent amounts. 🤷‍♀️

People make different decisions for all sorts of reasons but of course Joanne's the expert now...
 
demibaquette90 said:
Does anyone remember when she tried to make out like she was “Gifted” those god awful Chanel high tops (I think they were high tops?!) but she had posted them before 😂😂 the fact she thought people would believe she was gifted CHANEL is criminal.
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Yes I remember this! The story was captioned something like ''Today's deliveries'' or ''Today's packages'' and it was the 2 opened designer shoe boxes on the floor and then some actual PR bits also.
I think the shoes were 2 pairs of designer runners - black and white Chanel ones, and some other rotten white pair?

Edit: I found the pics on her grid. Pity I don't have the screen grab from where she tried to pass them off as gifted.
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Does this spacer ever stop spewing lies, "I've been renting for over a decade"..... she lived in her mother's box room until 2017 where she moved to London for 3 months and returned again to her mother's for another year, so she's renting since 2019. I don't like to see anyone down on their luck but wow all I can say is karma really dealt with her and the whole move to London. she was at a stage in her life both in her career and personal life where all the other bloggers were passing her out in Dublin and Ireland so she thought this whole London fairytale had her streets ahead... she was so smug and everyone could see it was going to fall apart. Remember she asked him on Snapchat if he loved her and he said no and laughed, like it was the first time she ever showed it, you could see the neediness a mile a way. and he used to call her George, because he went to call her gorgeous one day and said george😂. all the globe trotting they were doing lol, dubai for a wedding, Italy for a wedding and that was it. who remembers her having a big post up about all their travels and adventures with a picture of her standing infront of a Ryanair plane. what a looper. the glory days of muf.
 
Wonder what Madam makes of all this madness, like I know he puts up with it now and must question who she is when she pops up on his news feed and then has to remind himself that she's who he shares a bed with, but, all her history madness, how would you think I'll impregnate that mad bleeping lunatic. Maybe she medicates him daily.
 
BabyKangaroo said:
Yes I remember this! The story was captioned something like ''Today's deliveries'' or ''Today's packages'' and it was the 2 opened designer shoe boxes on the floor and then some actual PR bits also.
I think the shoes were 2 pairs of designer runners - black and white Chanel ones, and some other rotten white pair?

Edit: I found the pics on her grid. Pity I don't have the screen grab from where she tried to pass them off as gifted.
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I think there was a pic of her in a white dress with the Chanel runners and she made out they were gifted? 🤔 I'll see can I find it
 
lol at the “gym project” a 4 walled room and some exercise equipment. Inspired.

She really is absolutely awful. I think Adam must be as deranged as her, he came AFTER all her bull tit was called out. Christ knows what lies she told him though because she is the master of manipulation and ultimate pick me girl. She just transforms in to whoever she thinks her current male partner wants her to be. She has no identity and has not one redeeming feature at all.

She photoshops herself so much she can’t cope with being seen to exiled herself to west cork and created this “perfect” life there which is apparently all she ever wanted. She is as materialistic as they come and the only reason for showing all the “land” pics and not the house is because she wants people to know what she owns and because the house aesthetic doesn’t suit her right now.

Joanne larby has no clue who Joanne larby is. I do though, she’s narcissistic, materialistic, smug, deceitful and manipulative and we’ve seen it time and time again over the years. She accused Paul of all sorts when they broke up and the big fish had to leave the ocean and go back to the small pond. God help Adam if this goes tits up, which I think it will.
 
I'm luvvin it hunz said:
Wonder what Madam makes of all this madness, like I know he puts up with it now and must question who she is when she pops up on his news feed and then has to remind himself that she's who he shares a bed with, but, all her history madness, how would you think I'll impregnate that mad bleeping lunatic. Maybe she medicates him daily.
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I don’t think he’s all there tbh
 
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