Joanne Larby #16 Sick of looking at her nip: I'd love to stick a pin in her bottom lip

[Canyouactuallycope]

Her jugs look humongous in any of the breastfeeding close ups, like bigger than the babies head and then when she posts a picture of herself they are a regular 34C or d or whatever

 

[lavendervase]

Miss Montessori teacher, #1 selling author spelt courtesy wrong…

 

[lalakala]

She would slap a woman who has made claims of domestic violence, and calls her a narcissist. Whatever anyone thinks of the trial… this is horrifying to post on a public profile.
saying you would slap someone in the same breath as saying you’re a feminist and anti-violence does not make it ok. It actually nullifies what you’re saying Jo.
she’s the narcissist. Highly doubt she’s a feminist in any meaningful way either since the only women she supports are herself and those that breastfeed earth side milk-drunk babies in neutral onesies in west cork cottages {on her behalf}

 

[usefullyuseless]

She would slap a woman who has made claims of domestic violence, and calls her a narcissist. Whatever anyone thinks of the trial… this is horrifying to post on a public profile.
saying you would slap someone in the same breath as saying you’re a feminist and anti-violence does not make it ok. It actually nullifies what you’re saying Jo.
she’s the narcissist. Highly doubt she’s a feminist in any meaningful way either since the only women she supports are herself and those that breastfeed earth side milk-drunk babies in neutral onesies in west cork cottages {on her behalf}

Interesting comment. Didn't she allude she was the victim of abuse/violence with Paul?

 

[Corkgal1997]

She would slap a woman who has made claims of domestic violence, and calls her a narcissist. Whatever anyone thinks of the trial… this is horrifying to post on a public profile.
saying you would slap someone in the same breath as saying you’re a feminist and anti-violence does not make it ok. It actually nullifies what you’re saying Jo.
she’s the narcissist. Highly doubt she’s a feminist in any meaningful way either since the only women she supports are herself and those that breastfeed earth side milk-drunk babies in neutral onesies in west cork cottages {on her behalf}

To be fair this is the popular opinion online so it's a very safe thing to respond to this question. Doubt she has any independent knowledge on it whatsoever

 

[dee_mc]

I just don't get why someone like Larby even decides to wade in to such a debate.
She is passionate about or pretends to be passionate about the most random of topics and issues: a feminist who brands a woman she doesn't know a narcissist. An anti-vaxxer. Rabidly pro-breastfeeding to the exclusion of any other method of feeding a child and with no understanding of people's varying circumstances. A body positivity influencer and supposed plus size model who pretends to be at least 5 sizes smaller than she actually is, and photoshops herself accordingly. She champions the idea of investment pieces but owns at least 5 designer basket bags, 6 of those ridiculous fecking €80 beanies and I don't even know how many ACNE scarves - hardly timeless items that will stand the test of time. Passionate about sustainability, she dresses her baby in undyed hessian and herself in 55 different polyester monstrosities per week from such paragons as H&M and Zara. She's a Montessori teacher and child development expert who continuously spouts conjecture and half-truths as Gospel.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: she's a psychologist's dream.

 

[MiamooMoo]

Simply put, she’s mad as a badger

 

[crankypants13]

Simply put, she’s mad as a badger

Poor badger community being very hard done by

 

[Jellybb]

So can anyone tell me what the duck “nudie time” is?

 

[dee_mc]

So can anyone tell me what the duck “nudie time” is?

It's when Joey and Adam get all nekkid and...
Nope, sorry, I can't do it

 

[Aaargh]

So can anyone tell me what the duck “nudie time” is?

I’m guessing skin-to-skin but honest to goodness, you wouldn’t know with this absolute fruit loop

 

[dee_mc]

Well she has that shite-proof playmat or whatever she calls it so I'm guessing she lets him roll around on that without his nappy on?
Obviously I'm not a child development expert like Joanne but it sounds quite silly to me.
Edited: yeah I just Googled it and it seems to be a thing... not on any official-looking sites though tbh... I suspect it's more shonky science

 

[Blue1989]

So can anyone tell me what the duck “nudie time” is?

God it makes me shudder and I don't even know what it is.

 

[lavendervase]

I’m in stitches here tonight ladies. Good work.

 

[DublinHun]

I’d say she’s hopping mrs is taking the breast feeding limelight

 

[gayformoleman]

So can anyone tell me what the duck “nudie time” is?

Nudie time, Jesus christ you honestly can’t take her seriously. She sounds like such a child.

Just as bad as when you hear a grown man say ‘sexy time’

 

[ny_style]

I genuinely feel sorry for that baby. She’s so OTT with zero other interests, beyond online shopping, that he’ll end up under ridiculous pressure to be the best, the fastest, the most amazing child that ever lived in the history of humankind.
Pity he’s growing up in the hole of nowhere. She’ll be howling when he fucks off to a big city to enjoy life.

 

[Ec88]

Nudie time, Jesus christ you honestly can’t take her seriously. She sounds like such a child.

Just as bad as when you hear a grown man say ‘sexy time’

Stop she's a gobshite and the poor child having to have "nudie time" with those 2 fruitcakes 11

 

[SpendTooMuchTimeOnHere]

Did she not say she’s never had Botox just “baby Botox”?!
And also who said she “snapped back” surely no one believes she actually looks like what she posts?

Snapped back to what exactly? Is it the 6 months pregnant stomach that she used to announce that she was 3 months pregnant

 

[lalakala]

she would count his age in weeks and not months give it a year… “our 52 week old”