Joanne Larby #16 Sick of looking at her nip: I'd love to stick a pin in her bottom lip

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She doesn't post her family or friends on her socials 🤔 she can't help herself usually with mentions or pics of tablescapes set for more than 2 people so when she hasn't mentioned people thats why people assume she has noone. It's sad but u do doubt she has any close friends, her immediate family live in Dublin, his family live in Dublin 🤷‍♀️

Also remember the pregnancy announcement video (at barely 3 months with the gut of a 9 month pregnancy) she filmed as many of her 'friends' as she could for that....if you have to post reaction videos of 'friends' to prove you have friends....🤔🤔🤔

The video of Madam hugging his mam was so uncomfortable you could see the mam looking at her wondering like why are you filming. I hate when people exploit such personal moments like that. So anyway my point is I think she would post constantly about as many family and friends as she could get away with to show she has some....but the fact she doesn't says it all.
 
This Q&A is infuriating. Can't even enjoy my cuppa with her antics and smugness.

To use that photoshopped picture to imply it's 4 year old botox and lip fillers, well she can f**k right off. Does she think we are all eejits?

Also her making a point of disliking Amber Heard is pure deflection. Today Heard was diagnosed with two personality disorders in evidence - BPD and histrionic. Both associated with excessive attention seeking behaviour and an excessive need for approval....
Jojo should look in the mirror.
 
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lavendervase said:
Did she not say she’s never had Botox just “baby Botox”?!
And also who said she “snapped back” surely no one believes she actually looks like what she posts?
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She snapped right back to her pre-pregnancy size 22, photoshoppped to a size 12

She's surprised how much she can now do with one hand but she also was literally crying while BF and had to be spoon fed by Adam?

DeliciousElla said:
She doesn't post her family or friends on her socials 🤔 she can't help herself usually with mentions or pics of tablescapes set for more than 2 people so when she hasn't mentioned people thats why people assume she has noone. It's sad but u do doubt she has any close friends, her immediate family live in Dublin, his family live in Dublin 🤷‍♀️

Also remember the pregnancy announcement video (at barely 3 months with the gut of a 9 month pregnancy) she filmed as many of her 'friends' as she could for that....if you have to post reaction videos of 'friends' to prove you have friends....🤔🤔🤔

The video of Madam hugging his mam was so uncomfortable you could see the mam looking at her wondering like why are you filming. I hate when people exploit such personal moments like that. So anyway my point is I think she would post constantly about as many family and friends as she could get away with to show she has some....but the fact she doesn't says it all.
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Remember she was complaining restrictions meant she couldn't have a baby shower? Restrictions have been lifted quite a while now and still no sign of her friends meeting up with her or sending cards or gifts.
 
Where do you even start with that Q and A🤮. How did you snap back into shape so quickly?? I mean please. She wasn't in shape before. Its called photoshop to whatever dope asked that question, which I highly doubt anyone did.

usefullyuseless said:
She snapped right back to her pre-pregnancy size 22, photoshoppped to a size 12

She's surprised how much she can now do with one hand but she also was literally crying while BF and had to be spoon fed by Adam?



Remember she was complaining restrictions meant she couldn't have a baby shower? Restrictions have been lifted quite a while now and still no sign of her friends meeting up with her or sending cards or gifts.
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She doesn't like to show her family and friends on social 🙄. That's why she only has one picture of her parents with Riv at a week old she has used a few times and literally not one friend has visited cos she has none
 
lavendervase said:
Not only was she pregnant she was pregnant for 10 months, not only has she given birth she went through a traumatic labour and a c-section, and not only does she feed her baby, she does it WITH HER OWN BREASTS!!!
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And not only does she feed her baby with said breasts, but she feeds her baby on rivs demand. That must be what the rest of us are doing wrong with parenting, feeding babies on our demand and leave them crying for hours before a feed as it's on our cue and schedule.
**Newsflash** you bleeping looper, all babies are fed on their demand. That's just how it's been done since FOREVER.
She is such a condescending dick.
 
LOL at the reply to the “snapped back” question that she pulled from her bag of “questions I definitely didn’t make up myself”. “My body has created, nourished and grown a baby - WOW”, ok Joanne, why is your entire brand built on hiding your WOW ass with photoshop and hiding in a cottage in the west of nowhere so no one can ever catch a glimpse of you again?

Prove I’m wrong and rock up to an influencer event with all these insahun friends that you “just don’t show on instagram” and let them take photos of you and post away on their stories for all of us to see. Oh ya, you have no friends, you don’t get the invites anymore and you’re a size 20 woman who will spend her life hiding indoors sooner than accepting it.
 
Take a fecking morning off Jojo! Who the hell mentions affiliate links in a q?! And don’t ‘pretend answer’ back in 15 mins with a link ffs
 

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A: that's not a milk-drunk baby. That's just a sleeping baby.
B: Is dipping young babies hands in water for sensory awareness actually a thing or is it just Loo-Lah-Larby off her rocker again?
C: WTF is nudie time and why is she telling us about it
D: the nose editing makes her look positively equine.
 
dee_mc said:
A: that's not a milk-drunk baby. That's just a sleeping baby.
B: Is dipping young babies hands in water for sensory awareness actually a thing or is it just Loo-Lah-Larby off her rocker again?
C: WTF is nudie time and why is she telling us about it
D: the nose editing makes her look positively equine.
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My horse is offended you are comparing her nose to his beautiful nose
 
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