Jellybb
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Joanne Larby #16 Sick of looking at her nip: I'd love to stick a pin in her bottom lip
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It’s like a baby hand
or your man with the small hand in Scary Movie she’s slimmed herself so much her hand took the hit
Ruthless21
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I don't remember this. She used to be incredibly close, well it seemed that was, as they were always posting cringe stuff that could of been said over a private text or in person.Yes very strange they obviously fell out
gayformoleman
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Jaysus where’s the rest of her left nostril
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Sweet mother of god- this is the worst yet. She is literally a small curvy 12-14 here, did she have a full body Lipo as well as a baby. She is out of control…I think the level of photoshopping here is on par if not worse than her in her hay day. How do u post photos like this and then look yourself in the mirror. It’s tragic
Very like Adam here, man bun and all!!
The towel they put on the little fella, is it still needed at 2 months of age?? She was going in about bringing him swimming would it not be best for him to feel the full effect of water? I’ve never used those towels on my kids, just wondering about them
crankypants13
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That video looks so distorted. Her face her sunglasses and the dog in the background are narrowed down. Even the child's little hand looks narrowed down or something.
The whole thing looks totally odd!
Very like Adam here, man bun and all!!
The towel they put on the little fella, is it still needed at 2 months of age?? She was going in about bringing him swimming would it not be best for him to feel the full effect of water? I’ve never used those towels on my kids, just wondering about them
I suspected that she actually used them to give the child a tiny ounce of privacy? But perhaps I’m wrong. Never used them on mine.. it’s not like you’re bathing them in cold water or letting them soak til the bath goes cold. She’d be better putting socks and decent clothes on him if she’s worried about him getting a chill.
Jellybb
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I see she is still exploiting her “newborn” 
Joanne, please stop posting pics of your child in the bath. It’s not bleeping nice and you are invading that childs privacy! Stop editing/filtering/photoshopping the duck out of yourself you look like that Michael Jackson tribute act I saw in Benidorm a few years back…. Not one single person gives a duck about what your real size is! It’s just highly embarrassing that a 35 year old mother is doing this
Joanne, please stop posting pics of your child in the bath. It’s not bleeping nice and you are invading that childs privacy! Stop editing/filtering/photoshopping the duck out of yourself you look like that Michael Jackson tribute act I saw in Benidorm a few years back…. Not one single person gives a duck about what your real size is! It’s just highly embarrassing that a 35 year old mother is doing this
creepingitreal
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I don’t understand Why she does paid partnerships for hair tool companies and hair care products when she clearly photoshops her hair / hairline etc. i know she’s insecure and has had issues before about it and I respect that but as someone who has extremely sparse/ thin hair I don’t understand why she even takes those jobs.
Corkgal1997
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She just takes any and every job offered. I don't think she can afford to be picky.
It's the companies who need to do their research!
dee_mc
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Her hair looks completely different in the hair tool ad than it does in the "which product I'm shilling do ye want a reel of" promo shot. Lots of volume in the promo one, but fairly lifeless "waves" in the actual ad.
Also, she's drawn her fingers in on this photo, the bleeping crazed lunatic. That's not how fingers and necks work petal.
Also, she's drawn her fingers in on this photo, the bleeping crazed lunatic. That's not how fingers and necks work petal.
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Her hair isn’t the only thing that looks completely different…so does her whole body
The editing of her face/neck/nose/hands and hair is unfathomable. What is she thinking? She looks like a joke account. The hairstyle she’s done to herself here is really not going to sell anything. I’d say she hasn’t a clue how to use that tool. I’ve friends who have it and they actually get “mermaid” waves she’s going on about.
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Jellybb
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Why does she have to shoehorn being a “mom” into everything? What has being a mother got to do so with her hair being badly crimped?
This is the hill I’ll die on. Joanne is a mother but she is not an expert on baby development and shouldn’t be giving this “advice” or “inspiration” or whatever she calls it about tummy time.
anything besides your baby on a flat surface on their tummy is NOT tummy time. Skin to skin is wonderful- but doesn’t count. Aeroplane doesn’t count. Laying on a soft bed is too mushy and doesn’t count.
tummy time forces use of abdominal muscles in order for them to be strengthened because when babies are being held they don’t use their abs. And when they’re on their backs their paraspinal muscles are activated. Therefore they can be relatively “uneven” and have stronger backs than tummies if they don’t do enough tummy time. They generally all dislike it because it’s like doing a plank for us - same level of effort which is hard! That’s why we recommend multiple small lengths of time throughout the day. Then they can tolerate more when they’re stronger in the abs.
I see parents come in all the time who don’t want to upset their baby with tummy time, and then the child is slower to roll over etc when we see them a few months. You need abs for that, eventually to sit, and then eventually to walk.
Sorry for the rant. Back to regular programming.
anything besides your baby on a flat surface on their tummy is NOT tummy time. Skin to skin is wonderful- but doesn’t count. Aeroplane doesn’t count. Laying on a soft bed is too mushy and doesn’t count.
tummy time forces use of abdominal muscles in order for them to be strengthened because when babies are being held they don’t use their abs. And when they’re on their backs their paraspinal muscles are activated. Therefore they can be relatively “uneven” and have stronger backs than tummies if they don’t do enough tummy time. They generally all dislike it because it’s like doing a plank for us - same level of effort which is hard! That’s why we recommend multiple small lengths of time throughout the day. Then they can tolerate more when they’re stronger in the abs.
I see parents come in all the time who don’t want to upset their baby with tummy time, and then the child is slower to roll over etc when we see them a few months. You need abs for that, eventually to sit, and then eventually to walk.
Sorry for the rant. Back to regular programming.
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