Joanne Larby #12 Just like Supernanny even though she's not yet a Mammy.

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dee_mc said:
Didn't she say yesterday they chose the dear one because it matched both of their wardrobes?
And now they're after accepting another one they don't even need?
What a pair of arseholes.


It was 19 degrees in Cork City today: fabulous day. Back to about 8 degrees as soon as the sun went down!
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Wow! She almost told the truth about something, but she always like to exaggerate a bit.. like when she talks about her height.. it increases every few months! 🤣
 
I hope for the future child’s sake she doesn’t commercialize them more than she already has for freebies.
I think Aisling Keenan is the only instagrammer who hasn’t plastered the child all over the place. Joanne has already baby-vomited everything she can, from the pee stick to telling her family.

privacy until consent. (different story if your profile is on private compared to everyone knowing exactly where you live, your car, where you get your shopping and coffee…)
 
You’re still pregnant! Why are you writing in the past tense?!
 

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FYI even those “vegan” and “clean” bio-retinoids you just got gifted are not safe in pregnancy Joanne.
also, for any other skin care/science nerds: the “bio-retinoids” TM of that skincare brand is just using the plant species name instead of the words flavinoids or glycosylates polyacetylenes… just less effective subdivisions of chemicals that are related to Vitamin A (retinol) which is actually effective in anti-aging. It’s basically eco-washing and less effective, which means there’s also fewer side effects.
 
#SwipeUp… Me Arse said:
Loads of questions about my makeup look yesterday… it’s some CT eyeshadow and an IG filter called ‘JUST BABY’!
On a side note… I’m 6 months gone also, first baby… am I supposed to have a full nursery decorated and a hospital bag packed already?! 😳 she’d have you questioning yourself! 🧐
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I will say.....I had my first at 35 weeks....everyone told me no way will I go early, I'd be 41 weeks guaranteed 🤦‍♀️😂 so I'd nothing packed and not a lot bought. I'd to buy maternity pads on the way to hospital as my waters broke as I was TMI....drowned. Husband went home and threw some bits in a bag. And miraculously we all survived....😂😂😂 She'd have you thinking you need 9 millions things. All that stuff goes to the back of your mind. You literally do not care. I LOL at the instahuns packing their 10 step skincare routine products and light coloured maxis for after. Pfffttt can't wait to see what rubbish our JoJo will be packing for herself
 
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I will say.....I had my first at 35 weeks....everyone told me no way will I go early, I'd be 41 weeks guaranteed 🤦‍♀️😂 so I'd nothing packed and not a lot bought. I'd to buy maternity pads on the way to hospital as my waters broke as I was TMI....drowned. Husband went home and threw some bits in a bag. And miraculously we all survived....😂😂😂 She'd have you thinking you need 9 millions things. All that stuff goes to the back of your mind. You literally do not care. I LOL at the instahuns packing their 10 step skincare routine products and light coloured maxis for after. Pfffttt can't wait to see what rubbish our JoJo will be packing for herself
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I saw pippa packing her Jo Malone and La Mer the other day. Meanwhile I’m stuffing as many maternity pads as I can into a toiletries bag. lol the glamour
 
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