Joanne Larby #12 Just like Supernanny even though she's not yet a Mammy.

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No, Joanne, a filter changes the f*cking colour. Remember when you said you’d use them less?
tried this filter and it made my lips looks disgusting and twice the size and shrunk my nose by half, removed my freckles. Joanne must like it for removing her sun spots.
 

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Still howling at the plastic labels for the clear plastic bags. Whatever good you think you’re doing buying organic cotton babygros has been pretty swiftly undone by packing your bag choc full of unnecessary plastic. “Baby toiletries” wtf are those in the context of a brand new baby, warm water is all you want to use on a brand new baby’s skin surely. I know this is an awful thing to say, but I always feel like that much prattling on about your birth plan is tempting fate to hand you an emergency c section. I always feel like most sensible women probably have a birth plan in their head that goes something like “I’d like as little intervention as possible, but if my health or my baby’s is at risk do whatever it takes to make us safe.” Like nobody’s birth plan ever include forceps I’m sure, but if it happens, hey ho.
 
#SwipeUp… Me Arse said:
Loads of questions about my makeup look yesterday… it’s some CT eyeshadow and an IG filter called ‘JUST BABY’!
On a side note… I’m 6 months gone also, first baby… am I supposed to have a full nursery decorated and a hospital bag packed already?! 😳 she’d have you questioning yourself! 🧐
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No you are not😂 the nursery will gather dust as you'll struggle to get the child into it before 1😂 and hospital bag pfffft 38 weeks is when I packed mine😂
 
#SwipeUp… Me Arse said:
Loads of questions about my makeup look yesterday… it’s some CT eyeshadow and an IG filter called ‘JUST BABY’!
On a side note… I’m 6 months gone also, first baby… am I supposed to have a full nursery decorated and a hospital bag packed already?! 😳 she’d have you questioning yourself! 🧐
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Lol no 36 weeks and haven’t a maternity pad bought 🤣 this woman is deranged. Do not compare yourself to her she is the furthest thing from reality 🥴 it’s easy to have that tit done when you are unemployed and have nothing going on in your life
 
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