Jessontheplussize #44 Maybe she’s born with it… maybe it’s tangerine

[Pandap]

Yeah or that tiny Longchamp one that’s on a trend now. She won’t even find it on her body if she gets that one

Donnnnntttt! I’ve had my little pliage for years now and can’t bear to use it because of these influencers I’ll die if she gets one lol

 

[traceymrsd]

Asking people what razors they use on their chins - duck me how about the estrid one that you keep banging on about

 

[Tiny-T]

Asking people what razors they use on their chins - duck me how about the estrid one that you keep banging on about

She’ll tit herself when she starts getting laser. I don’t think she’ll make it through the whole course.

 

[traceymrsd]

She’ll tit herself when she starts getting laser. I don’t think she’ll make it through the whole course.

She'll moan that it's painful & then moan if she's got any light hairs & it doesn't shift them

 

[Tiny-T]

She'll moan that it's painful & then moan if she's got any light hairs & it doesn't shift them

You’re supposed to stay out the sun too. I imagine that’s why she’s having to wait until Nov. If she goes abroad they’ll make her do a patch test every time she comes back then you have to have a gap again for treatment. She’ll have to stop all the tit she puts on her face too. She thinks it’s gonna be 18m. Not if she keeps going on holiday it’ll be even longer as you can’t have it at least 2 weeks before and 4 weeks after.

 

[traceymrsd]

You’re supposed to stay out the sun too. I imagine that’s why she’s having to wait until Nov. If she goes abroad they’ll make her do a patch test every time she comes back then you have to have a gap again for treatment. She’ll have to stop all the tit she puts on her face too. She thinks it’s gonna be 18m. Not if she keeps going on holiday it’ll be even longer as you can’t have it at least 2 weeks before and 4 weeks after.

Yep she's got no idea what she's letting herself in for (& we're all coming along for shits & giggles )

 

[Diddikins]

Her skin seems to be flaring up again. And how sore did she make that spot. You’d think she’d have learnt her lesson.

 

[Tiny-T]

Her skin seems to be flaring up again. And how sore did she make that spot. You’d think she’d have learnt her lesson.

I thought this yesterday! I thought you can tell the roaccutane is working its way out of her system. She could end up with her pigmentation being even worse from the laser.

 

[Tiny-T]

Is there a reason she’s been inspired by dog the bounty hunter this morning?

 

[Purplebananas]

That outfit does absolutely nothing for her. And she is not a size 24… I think she must have got the numbers the wrong way around

 

[Diddikins]

That suit is not flattering and the dancing even less so. She looks like a chocolate blancmange wobbling about all over the place.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

That suit is not flattering and the dancing even less so. She looks like a chocolate blancmange wobbling about all over the place.

She’s a dancing Angel Delight!

 

[Tiny-T]

There’s your proof she doesn’t take that dog out. Once in a morning and once during the day she’s let out for the toilet? Mines been out in the garden twice and been out for a walk and it’s only 12pm
Instead of dancing around in the kitchen like a daft bleep Jess put a coat on and walk the dog. She might stop shitting in your house.

 

[Tulipsfromamsterdam]

All her dog tit talk is absolutely vile. Then she’s wearing an outfit that is probably the colour of Darcy’s diarrhoea.
As well as that she’s still talking about shaving her face hair.
The sleeves and legs of her own collection are each about a foot too long for her: that is majorly embarrassing but not to her it seems.
Christ could she manage any bit of decorum?

She didn’t wash her hair last night and I’ve half a feeling she’ll hold out until her appointment next week. Even though she’s going away this weekend,

 

[Diddikins]

All her dog tit talk is absolutely vile. Then she’s wearing an outfit that is probably the colour of Darcy’s diarrhoea.
As well as that she’s still talking about shaving her face hair.
The sleeves and legs of her own collection are each about a foot too long for her: that is majorly embarrassing but not to her it seems.
Christ could she manage any bit of decorum?

She didn’t wash her hair last night and I’ve half a feeling she’ll hold out until her appointment next week. Even though she’s going away this weekend,

It’s a bit unnecessary isn’t it. Although I was relieved she didn’t start having a conversation with Darcy mid way through her video.

 

[Weezaweeza]

The faces

 

[Eastlondoner]

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And she gets people asking her to advertise

 

[rogueapostrophe]

And she gets people asking her to advertise

She might as well milk it whilst it lasts, I can't imagine she'll get away with this forever!

 

[Furnessian]

She needs a razor aimed at men for this, not sure why thatms so difficult to work out. Imagine dragging that Estrid thing over your face.

I’ve had laser on my lip and chin and it was bloody great. Didn’t hurt much and only when they were zapping for a microsecond. I can imagine she is going to cry like a big baby though and as a PP said, maybe not even make it through the course. You also need top ups maybe twice a year otherwise it will start to come back.

 

[Tiny-T]

She needs a razor aimed at men for this, not sure why thatms so difficult to work out. Imagine dragging that Estrid thing over your face.

I’ve had laser on my lip and chin and it was bloody great. Didn’t hurt much and only when they were zapping for a microsecond. I can imagine she is going to cry like a big baby though and as a PP said, maybe not even make it through the course. You also need top ups maybe twice a year otherwise it will start to come back.

100% she’ll crying about how painful it was. Lass isn’t sticking to anything for 18m.