Jessontheplussize #44 Maybe she’s born with it… maybe it’s tangerine

[traceymrsd]

She has to wear ankle because she can’t fit into wellies. Although I’m not sure why she has wellies, judging by how immaculate they are she’s never taken Darcy through woodlands or onto anything other than a concrete path.

Oh yeah I get that she can't wear regular wellies Darcy barely gets out in the garden let alone anywhere that would warrant wellies of any description

 

[Tiny-T]

Take it by the silence the treadmill didn’t happen again as she’d be straight on to tell us

 

[Sozhun]

I’d love to see the back of that hair! Bet it looks awful

 

[traceymrsd]

I’d love to see the back of that hair! Bet it looks awful

The chunky sections at the front are bad enough

 

[Tiny-T]

What am I missing? Why is she hell bent on this heatless curling method? I thought the whole point of it was for people who didn’t want to damage their hair with heat? She bleaches, has extensions and uses a hairdryer.

 

[Eastlondoner]

As I’m blocked she’s not in London is she? Saw someone who looked like her ( if not unfortunate poor cow)

 

[Tulipsfromamsterdam]

As I’m blocked she’s not in London is she? Saw someone who looked like her ( if not unfortunate poor cow)

She’s not in London, she isn’t even out and about anywhere. She’s in her living room recovering from ‘sweah’in her tits off’ because she spent a few hours doing try ons.
Why doesn’t she do a shout out to Laura Adlington to ask her how to do the heatless curls, she does them every day and Jess knows this as she often comments on her posts.
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Mind you those extensions of hers are so synthetic looking no curl would hold in them.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Subtle way of begging for more engagement . Then on her next story she mentions even though it looks good when brands notice your engagement, that’s not why she’s saying about interacting with her

 

[mee43]

Where’s an eye roll reaction when you need one?!

 

[Tiny-T]

Her mental health is fucked, she was about to start crying when she mentioned she’s a people pleaser and probably to do with her being a fat kid.

 

[Tulipsfromamsterdam]

Where’s an eye roll reaction when you need one?!

Wish Tattle would add one; it would end up being the most used!

 

[creamQueen]

Is she seriously saying shes filming loads of Christmas outfit reels..a week before…Nice to Jess is on the ball this kind of content should be mid November early December so people can actually wear them!! She’s so bleeping lazy she can’t even properly plan her “content”!!

 

[Furnessian]

She might as well do the Christmas outfits AFTER December 25th for all the people she influences. Who wants to look like that?

When I first started following her, admittedly years ago now, she used to wear nice outfits. Now it’s just Evans circa 1988 but worse quality. there are loads of decent looks out there for plus sized people, no good blaming the fashion outlets Jess, it’s you, you lazy twit

 

[Whateverrr]

Wish Tattle would add one; it would end up being the most used!

I’ve always used this one?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

I’ve always used this one?

I think @Tulipsfromamsterdam means an eye roll for a reaction to comments rather than to put in the body of a comment.

 

[traceymrsd]

I think @Tulipsfromamsterdam means an eye roll for a reaction to comments rather than to put in the body of a comment.

I would also like a reaction for when isn't enough but ❤ doesn't fit but definitely an eye roll for most of jess content lately

 

[invisiblelady]

"I'm going for my nails done this morning"

 

[PrincessJeanie]

How much on just desserts for Xmas? Think she may need to rein her spending in soon

 

[traceymrsd]

How much on just desserts for Xmas? Think she may need to rein her spending in soon

I think I've counted about 12 desserts so far - is she having a street party

 

[Lurkeryaar]

The kids, ok...